"We're doing what now?"

"A vacation!"

"Mom, I have hundreds of stands to run in multiple dimensions, I can't leave them be! I also have three orphans to take care of, and I can't just-"

"Goji, that's exactly why you need a vacation. Don't worry, I got Eye to watch the three and your shop while we're gone."

You may be wondering what the hell is going on here. To be honest, I probably should've opened up with a narration. But screw being a well-written story. This is what you're getting. That's it. Nada.

Really? Still here?

Come on now!

Well...I do need 1000 words for this to pass...

Hmmm....

"QUIT THE FILLER!"

Ok Goji...jeez. I'm just attempting to justify your existence.

By the way, these kaiju are anthropomorphic but are in no means affiliated with the furry community. Expect tons of fourth wall breaking and maybe some JoJo references. I don't know. All I know is this story will be terrible because it's just an excuse for me to waste my time. Also, there will be a lot of time warping. The existence of THAT will be cleared up at some point.

Now...since I am looking for a way to fill up some space, here's some random shenanigans from a week after my characters arrived.

And just so you know, there will be no generic diplomacy. Said diplomacy has happened "offscreen" per se, so you can't read it.

Space vs. Socializing

Space liked being alone with his thoughts. He was a man-excuse me, kaiju- of few words. So when Bio told him to get out and start socializing...it went as well as you expected.

"Come on, bro. You have to-" Bio said....but of course Space wasn't really listening.

After the entirety of Bio's ~~rant~~ lecture, Space just yawned and made a reference to a dead meme.

"But that's social interaction, and I don't support it."

Bio, unimpressed, placed her hands (which were really just vines) on her hips. "Cut the memes, Space. I'm serious."

"Ok, ok. Fine."

Space then proceeded to walk up to a random pony, and simply stood next to her until she noticed him.

"Oh!" The mare said in surprise. "Hello. Are you one of the visitors I've heard about?"

"Yeah. Hi," Space mumbled.

"Huh?"

"Hi." Space uttered a little louder.

A moment of awkwardness proceeded to follow, each entity involved in the conversation sweating slightly and nervously staying quiet.

"Okay, bye," Space said as he turned and walked away, leaving a very confused multicolored sentient Equus ferus caballus in his wake.

"I did it Bio. I socialized. Happy now?"

"NO! YOU ONLY SAID TWO WORDS AND THAT'S IT!" Bio exclaimed angrily.

"Last I checked it was five. Right readers?"

"That's not the point!"

Space just looked through the fourth wall, shrugged and winked, then closed it up, ending this skit.

(End of Skit)

The Fourth Wall

Disclaimer: If you are a fourth wall repair entity, you're REALLY gonna hate this.

Goji lied down on the grass next to everyone's favorite energetic, party-loving little equine, Pinkie Pie. He had formed a close friendship with her, due to-

"Hey!" Pinkie Pie shot at the narrator, AKA me, indignantly. "Use the word 'pony' for once and stop trying to use synonyms for the sake of sounding 'original'!"

Oh, I'm sorry, I'm just not the type of person who's good at starting stories!

"You never even watched the series itself, and you're merely judging my character based on other fimfics you read, so I'm probably acting out of character!"

Pinkie Pie then earned an invisible slap. I think you know who did it.

"Don't disrespect narrators, Pinkie. I hate them sometimes too, but you gotta remember people in the 'real' world have much more power over us than we'd like to admit, even if we are aware of the fourth wall and use it to our advantage," Goji stated calmly to a pissed Pinkie acting very much out of character. He then proceeded to be hypocritical for the sake of comedy by making obscene gestures at me.

Now excuse me while I slap him as well.

"OW! Ok, I'll admit I deserved that. Sorry."

Well at least you learned your lesson more quickly...unlike someone.

"Ok, stop holding it over Pinkie. She's still a novice."

Alright, fine.

Pinkie Pie was then thrown to the other side of the world-

"What did I say, Narrator?"

*sigh* Alright, alright, fine, seriously. Hesukristo.

Goji then turned to the fourth wall, and said, "What you just heard the narrator say is Filipino for 'Jesus Christ.' Now, forget it, since it's useless information you don't need to learn about."

"Do you ever wonder if the author/narrator of this story only uses fourth wall jokes due to their unoriginality?" Pinkie Pie asked Goji.

Shut up, Pinkie. You're lucky I didn't slap you again.

"This skit has gone on for far too long. I'll answer it off-page, ok, Pink?" Goji replied.

Pinkie replied to Goji's question energetically. I'll leave it up to you what she said, as long as it, at its core, means "yes," because obviously you will never see Goji's explanation.

(End of skit)

Biollante Introduces Rainbow to Velociraptors

Biollante had liked dinosaurs ever since she was the age most would be when being invested in the prehistoric saurians. However, she was one of the lucky few to never truly grow out of the obsession. And her favorite dinosaur, you ask? Velociraptor.

No, not the human-sized, highly intelligent, scaly monstrosity famously seen in Jurassic Park, but rather, the turkey-sized, feathered creature all paleo enthusiasts have come to know and love. That said, though, the real life creature was still very dangerous, even if smaller and much less intelligent than most think. If you need a picture to figure out what the real life raptor looked like, here's your pic.

One day, when she was peacefully reading a book about dromaeosaurs, Rainbow Dash had curiously engaged in her activities. Bio was happy to share her knowledge with the cyan pegasus. The only problem? Let's just say Rainbow's attention span is not exactly the best.

After a few moments of pretending to listen and skimming through a few pages, Rainbow said something that may or may not have activated the nerves associated with Bio's geekiness when it came to the feathered prehistoric creatures she knew and loved.

"So, they're just glorified birds with tails and claws? That's weak"

Bio started shaking a little and laughing slightly.

"What?" Rainbow demanded.

"You have a lot to learn. Here, I'll read something out of this book that may change your mind," Bio remarked in a somewhat smug voice. "This book in my very hand, well, vine, says that scientists now think Velociraptors may have used their wings to stay stable, whilst using their hooked claws to hold on prey while eating it alive."

A moment of silence occurred. Then, before you knew it, Rainbow was stocking her brain up with information about our little ancient feathered friend, surprisingly enthusiastically.

This skit was inspired by: https://xkcd.com/1104/

(End of Skit)

Well, we're at the end now. GodzillaSpino, signing off!

Author's Note

Welcome to the Author's Notes. Here you will find the characters engaging in multiple activities, most notably the "Wheel of 'Morality'" and other segments found in Animaniacs.
I was having some trouble when writing this, due to the need for 1000 words to submit a story, so if you were patient enough to scroll through the filler, congrats. Now leave a dislike.