A Series of Random Shiz
Biollante Absentmindedly Creates an Arsenal Against Zombie Apocalypses
Previous ChapterNext ChapterJust as much as she loved dinosaurs, Bio loved gardening. Back home, whenever she wasn't dealing with the normal insane things that occurred in Goji's life, which neither wanted to be roped into, Bio would often spend her time planting seeds, watering them, read gardening books, and look for credible websites to improve her knowledge on botany.
Sometimes though, she would zone out and accidentally create a plant relating to whatever she was thinking about. That was actually how she accidentally destroyed Goji's shop a while back. Bio disliked that memory, but she would never be able get what the plant kept saying out of her head: "FEED ME, SEYMOUR!"
By God, she hated that line. Especially with the voice. But back to the present, Bio doesn't want me to remind her of that time.
There Bio was, just gardening in her new "home" near Sweet Apple Acres. She sometimes came by to help Applejack and her family with daily chores (her vine arms and the three sentient Venus-flytrap looking tentacles on her back helped matters), but sometimes she just wanted to wind down from it and do something she enjoyed more.
She did everything she had to do, then started gardening...before getting off track mentally and thinking about Plants VS. Zombies.
As she, somehow automatically, planted and watered the seeds, she kept thinking of the PvZ games and its somewhat dead fandom, and tried to make a list of her favorite plants, which she never really bothered to do because she usually made sure she never zoned out-
"Wait, I was zoning out?" Biollante asked. "Phew, thanks for telling me Mr. Narrator."
You know, for someone aware of the fourth wall, it took you quite a while to realize that. Then again, you're not as experienced as Goji yet, so I'll cut you some slack. And you did break the fourth wall a few paragraphs ago, I guess.
Ahem, back to the story.
Biollante continued her work, now aware of whether or not she was zoning out. Unbeknownst to her, her lack of attention had done its damage. Our favorite kaiju-rose hybrid was oblivious to the fact that six plants had begun growing rapidly.
The Next Day
The second of the plants finally grew to full size. It was a little green thing, with the leaves on the bottom of its stem and the bulbous top part of the stem connecting its head with its body being a darker shade than its cannon-shaped head and the stem itself. A leaf sprouted from the back of its head, which was much the same shade of green as the other leaves. Its eyes were thick and round, fully black with a white dot. All in all, it resembled a Peashooter from, you guessed it, Plants VS Zombies. Now let us use our oh so creative minds and refer to this one as the Second until the official names of the plants are revealed.
The newly matured plant was then met with its older sibling, which we shall refer to as the First. The First had a similar appearance to its younger contemporary, except for the fact its head was, instead of a lime green shade, an icy blue color, with multiple icicles of the same color sprouting from the back of its head, rather than a single, normal leaf. The bulbous top part of the stem also had the same icy blue color, which faded to a somewhat turquoise color down the middle, before becoming fully green at the bottom. The leaves' colors stayed the same.
Later, another plant emerged, also with the same appearance as the ones before it. However, this one was completely red-colored, with fiery orange eyes. In place of a leaf or icicles on the back of its head, however, there were just flames. All in all, not very different, but it had its perks. Refer to it as the Third.
The fourth was just a generic PvZ1 Chomper. Nothing more. You can clearly see a pattern in the nicknames. There is no need for me to say any more.
The fifth was a generic PvZ1 character as well, this time a Gloom Shroom. However, its eyes were fixed in not a gloomy expression, but just a normal sad one. It also had eyelashes, so I believe it should be okay to refer to the plant with she/her pronouns.
The sixth one popped up a few hours after the fifth, just before Biollante arrived. Its petals were shaped like Reuleaux triangles, and were a bright, cheery yellow. Its face was light brown, and it had round-ish vertically-slanted eyes. Its stem was similar to the first four plants, except the stem and leaves were the same shade of dark-ish green. It also had eyelashes like the fifth.
The Sixth began interacting with the others, but was interrupted by Biollante coming home.
"Ah, finally. Home sweet home. Let me just check on my garde-"
Bio's eyes met with another five pairs (due to the Fourth not having said body part).
"Holy shit," she muttered.
To Be Continued
Author's Note
Look at that! At the time of this writing, this story doesn't even a fanbase, and already there are two chapters!
Now, to specify what the plants are like.
The First and Second are a Peashooter and Snow Pea, respectively. Both have designs from the original Plants VS. Zombies, with coloration derived from the second game, It's About Time.
The Third is a Fire Peashooter. Its design is similar to how it would've looked in PvZ 1, whilst retaining the same coloration it had in It's About Time, from which it debuted.
The Fourth and Fifth are specified as to what plant they are in the story.
The Sixth is a Sunflower. Its design and coloration is from the game Plants VS. Zombies Heroes.
This is GS (you may now call me that), signing off.
