Skit 1: Frenemies

Goji blinked the sleepiness from his eyes. He always had a tired look on him, but it was more noticeable than usual. He yawned and stretched his nearly dead arms. Chrysalis noticed this.

"Hey, buddy...you good?" She responded. The changeling queen still had a bit of a problem using the foreign lingo the blue reptile spoke, but she'd been improving quite a bit.

"Oh, Chrysalis," the nuclear lizard responded. "Yeah, I'm just really tired, I guess. Getting your people in line with the new truce was kind of hard."

Chrysalis doubted this, but she suspected that he was probably still tired from the fight that had taken place the week before. The insectoid equine shuddered at the memory of Goji's strange weapon and his abilities.

"Oh, wait, dude!" Chrysalis said, chagrining at her attempt saying the last word. "I uploaded this cool video in that YouTube thing you showed us changelings four days ago! Maybe it could get you some sleep!"

"Does it really work?" Goji yawned.

"Yeah, just let me send the...what did you call it? A link?"

"Uh huh."

Chrysalis, with the strange device Goji had gave her he called a "phone," quickly tapped something with the special hoof design the latter had implemented for ponies, which served well for changelings, too.

"Okay, I sent it to you," Chrysalis said. "Hope it helps!"

"Man, thanks buddy."

"No problem!"

Later

"Okay then," Goji said as he yawned and stretched. "Time to check out that video Chrysalis sent-"

Goji stared at the title. asmr to help u sleep: i beat u til ur unconscious. He clicked anyway. The video showed Chrysalis smacking the camera with a baseball bat repeatedly. It was a wonder the screen hadn't broken during recording. Surprisingly, though, Goji's eyes began feeling heavy, and he drifted off to the Dreamscape.

Meanwhile, Chrysalis looked on from outside.

"Holy shit!" She exclaimed in surprise. "That ACTUALLY worked?"

Chrysalis proceeded to smile evilly as she wielded a battle ax she had forged from one of Goji's shed spines. "Now's my chance!"

Fluttershy and Cube proceeded to hold her back.

"Chrysalis, NO!" Cube grunted as she pushed away the changeling with all her might. "Let Goji sleep!"

"Oh, sweet Celestia!" Fluttershy said, louder than usual. "Please don't! You don't know wanna know what happens when you forcibly wake him!"

Cube and Chrysalis then proceeded to look at the yellow-coated pegasus with confused expressions.

End of Skit

Skit 2: Space's Field Trip of Depression...Sorta?

"Have you ever stopped to look at these… these faces from the past?" Space said in a subtly mocking melodramatic tone as he guided a class through a museum in Manehattan, because he could. "They’re not so different from you, really. They had dreams like you do. They had ambitions. But now… they’re gone. Dead. Dust."

"That’s my auntie Ann, third from the left. She’s not dead," a random filly said. She was shushed by a nearby colt.

"She’s only fifty four! She runs the mobile library in Ballymafoalty."

"QUIET!" the same colt said.

Space just glared at a hidden blue kirin for making up such a bad name for a town.

"Alright, kids, enough," Space grumbled. "Let's go see dusty rock bone molds."

End of Skit

Skit 3: Adult Joke

Bio sat with Applejack, Applebloom, and Big Mac as they chilled for a bit, ignoring the fact they were procrastinating their work. Sure, it was OOC for the latter three, but this is a skit, so don't think too much of it.

Soon, though, one of Bio's PvZ plants, the Sunflower, now named Eliana, ran up and shouted in a hurried voice. "GUYS! GRANNY SMITH IS COMING!"

Panic was incited.

Applejack started running around, with Applebloom following suit. Big Mac started sweating profusely and also ran around looking for something to do.

"OKAY, EVERYONE! CALM DOWN!" Bio yelled. "I'VE GOT A PLAN! EVERYONE LOOK LIKE YOU'RE GARDENING! BIG MAC, GRAB THAT LITTLE HOE!"

Big Mac then proceeded to take Eliana into his hooves, earning an offended look from the sentient Helianthus. Everyone else just looked at the red-coated stallion with a poker face.

End of Skit

Author's Note

If you have any ideas for a skit, feel free to post them in the comments!

Anyway, to the Author's Note skit!

"COME HERE GOJI!" Rainbow yells.

Nevermind, they're busy having a Dream-style manhunt.