So, yeah, this story takes place throughout the entire series minus the Last Problem. Or is that just an excuse for Goji to whip out his AK47 and scare/confuse ponies whilst he uses it on Chrysalis?

Yeah, definitely the latter.

We all know the story. Changelings invaded, Chrysalis disguised herself as Cadance, blah blah. Yeah, I didn't get that right either....LOL.

.......
Let's just get this over with.

Chrysalis laughed evilly and proceeded to go through with her villain monologue. Right in the middle of it, however, a series of strange sounds passed. Then, the doors to the place Shining and Cadance's wedding took place in (and therefore where Chrysalis is as of this chapter) were knocked down, chock full of holes, proceeding to show us Goji, in all his pissed glory, with his right eye glowing blue and the left red, wielding an Avtomat Kalashnikova 1947.

"Looks what we have here," Goji growled. "I guess someone already shot you. Don't worry, I'll finish the job."

"You dare intrude thissssss location whilssssst I am giving my evil monologue, inssssolent brat?" Chrysalis hissed, before realizing how exaggerated her speech was and scrunching up her face in confusion.

"News flash, asshole," Goji didn't care about his language anymore. "I don't follow plot."

"What do you mean 'plot?'"

"That doesn't matter. It's time for you to commit aliven't."

"Approaching me, I see? Instead of running way, you dare come right at me?"

Goji was sure we just used that reference three chapters ago, but he went with it.

"The truth is, kiddo. I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer."

"HA! Then go ahead, strange reptilian being! Come as close as you like!"

Goji didn't like using his abilities, because it made him look like a Sans ripoff, but sometimes he just had to do it.

The light blue radioactive reptile summoned spiky floating heads that looked like Shin Godzilla's head, except "cleaner," which then proceeded to expel large rays of blue radiation. Some larger ones gave forth a torrent of black smoke which immediately turned into fire. Said fire then turned into a bright purplish-pink ray that sliced nearly anything it touched. The rays cut off part of Chrysalis's mane, nearly slicing her back, which would've been even more bad news for the already
extremely bruised and burnt changeling queen. Brown spikes gave forth from the ground and followed Chrysalis, who got pricked multiple times. Some of her underlings weren't so lucky and were stabbed.

Goji then proceeded to shoot his AK47 at Chrysalis. He missed, mostly because of the holes around her body, but some other changelings were instead on the receiving end of the bullets. He began reloading.

Chrysalis saw this and exploited his vulnerability, punching in the chest. Goji merely grimaced and gave Chrysalis a taste of her own medicine, barraging her with an array of punches from his Stand, Muscle Mothra, who was shouting her battle cry, "SHINU SHINU SHINU!"

Needless to say, it hurt MUCH more than what the changeling queen had initially dealt. She was about to stand again when she was met with even more bangs. Goji was firing again.

Now, what were the ponies doing? Oh, don't worry. They're just completely terrified.

Goji dodged and dodged every shot Chrysalis dealt, and even somehow deflected some with the bullets of his magic. Needless to say, he wasn't quite taking this as seriously as he seemed to be. It's a comedy story, why would you take ANYTHING seriously?

Hey, uh, author, should we fast forward or something?

"Yeah, go ahead. I'm too lazy," responded a blue kirin with the features of a Spinosaurus aegyptiacus.

So everything was magically taken care of, Chrysalis reformed (wonder how that's gonna affect Season 9), blah blah blah. All in all, bad writing.

"Bad writing indeed. I didn't deliver on the story's promise, dontcha think? Lemme just drop something."

"What the? Where am I? What's with all these boxes?" A very confused Space said.

"Ah-HA!" Bio yelled, opening the door. An unimpressed Applejack stood next to her. "I knew you were up to no good!

"Sounds too generic," the kirin, presumably the author, mused. "Just cut to the chase."

Well then, okay. Bio and Applejack had just caught Space lugging 1103845 boxes of crack cocaine into an abandoned building.

Author's Note

This chapter was so terrible, I'm not sure this segment will make it up to you.

"Looks like it's that time again!" Goji bounced onto the screen.

"What time?" A confused Sunny Starscout inquired

An equally befuddled Rainbow Dash shrugged. "Time for...uh....a weather check? Something?"

"No! It's time to learn the lesson of the day! Wheel of Morality, turn turn turn! Tell us the lesson that we should learn!

Sunny took the slip of paper and read it out. "Megalovania"

"How is that a moral?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"This wheel is supposed to spit out a nonsensical thing that isn't a moral. It worked too well this time. Even I'm confused." Goji pondered.

"Oh well," Sunny said. "Let's just go back to our respective timelines."