Moonrovia

Dear, crazy Sunbutt.

Sorry, not sorry that I called you Sunbutt but I needed to get your full attention when you read this. Get a counselor. I know they existed when I was in Equestria and I believe they still exist now because I can see the planet from my window and it doesn't look like Equestria is on fire yet.

Or at least it looks a little more lively than it did 500 years ago.

But really? Bucking a foal across Equestria? Even I think that is harsh and I dream about killing you. So, something is really messed up in your mind.

-A concerned ruler from MOONROVIA.