Moonrovia

Dear Queen Nightmare Moon of...Moonrovia?

Moonrovia? Seriously? Perhaps I am focusing on the wrong part of the letter here but, Moonrovia? That is the best you could come up with?

Also, nice to hear from you Luna. It is a bit concerning that after rereading your letter five times now that only nine murders have occurred in the last 900 years. Murder is bad, of course, but it is also a natural reaction to situations that seem impossible to get out of, uncontrolled anger, and other scenarios that would lead to such a horrible cause.

I just read that over and I take it back. Congratulations. Everypony up there seems so happy. I am happy for you sister. Maybe you should stay up on the Moon because you certainly wouldn't want to be in Equestria right now. I had to run Solar court today. (You remember Solar court, don't you? The time of day when the Nobels come in to "speak for the citizens" and it ends up being a request about moving a foster home so that they can have a better view from their bedroom window?)

Today was an interesting case. You see, I have recently started a school for gifted Unicorns in the new capital city of Canterlot because you destroyed our castle and the funds needed to repair it would have costed more than a whole new city. Believe me. Canterlot is better. I was sitting on my throne and one of the worst Nobels trotted in. Demanding that they become the king as their leading case.

It took all my strength not to burst out laughing as some of the guards did at that moment. This, Nobel's case was that I was too old to be in charge and his son was a better leader than I am! (His son is one of the worst students in my school. REALLY BAD!) Isn't that ridiculous? Better than me? HA! I am an alicorn. I could probably buck his foul across Equestria if I wanted to! And his father has the nerve to tell me to step down? HA! HA! HA!

Oh, and about how I used the elements, just like how you don't know how you sent the letter, I don't know how I used them against you. Magic really is a mystery, isn't it?

Sweet dreams.

-Your sister, Celestia. Princess of Equestria.