Sombra’s Ferocious Rant on his Losses in Battle

Hey there ponies; King Sombra here. Now; before I can get into details on my second defeat; let me tell y’all something first. Like for starters; how in the hell are the dungeons so dark all the time? I mean; I honestly am astonished, and surprised that you ponies can see that clearly in the dark. Hell; I couldn’t; if Tartarus was still called hell. Secondly; the food in the dungeons taste so good. And here I thought that prison food was supposed to be bad. Oh well. Also; I saw a stallion nearly get really messed up by a much bigger stallion who was angry at him for stealing his tater tots. And lastly; I honestly thought that the beds were uncomfortable or otherwise. I guess not... . Who knew? Speaking of which; here is my story on how I was defeated the second time. Here it is... .

After a thousand years, (give or take), I’m apparently just so incredibly angry at that point, that I just manifested into a crazed smoke screen made out of shadow. Crazy right? Who knew? Anywho; I was so incredibly angry at my defeat; that I apparently couldn’t talk for fucks sake. And if any of that gets out to Celestia too, then you’re finished. Anyways; back to my story... .

I was so angry; that I was apparently a big smoke screen of shadow, and one with few words to speak like “crystals”, or some shit like that. Anyways; like I was saying: I was so angry that I became what I was back then. And since my second defeat; I was reduced to nothing but a oversized horn for a while.

Anyhow; that’s my story. Oh fuck; the guards are lining us up. I’ll be right back with the final story of my defeat. Peace out.