Author's Note

I’m feeling really stressed right now. Anyways; enjoy the story, and stay safe. Peace

My First Defeat (and it was bad...)

Hey y’all, it’s your villain: King Sombra here. Now; I know what you’re thinking: “how is he still alive?” “How is he not defeated completely?” Or as any other worthless ponies would say; “how in the actual fuck is he not really dead?” Well... I’ll tell y’all. And if any of this gets out to Celestia, then you are dead! Anywho; here’s how I came back. Pandemic and magic; that’s how. Now then; I have some very interesting stories to tell you about my defeat. Wanna know how? Well... here’s a story on how I was defeated for the first time. Ready? Here we go... .

You see; it all started on a bright, and crisp sunny day; (if you can call it that when I was ruling over the Crystal Empire, hahaha). Anyways; I was just minding my own business; watching over all of my subjects who’re in chains, and loathing around; when suddenly I saw something in the distance. I honestly couldn’t tell what it was until it was too late. Next thing I knew; I was deep underground within the frozen north. I was so angry, so fucking angry. So angry; that I once made an earthquake happen from underneath the ice. I don’t know how that’s supposed to work, but hey; if it has to do something with my magic, then so be it. Anywho; that my friends, (or ponies/future slaves), is how I was defeated for the first time. The second and last time? I’ll let y’all know soon. But for now; peace out. And see y’all suckers soon.. hopefully... .