Twilight Loses her Shit

by Badguy400

Worst Day Ever

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Author's Note

I forgot to mention that other characters will be writing on here too in the description; my bad. I also forgot to mention that; yes, even though King Sombra is tagged; he isn’t going to be in this story. He’ll be referenced, but that’s it. Anyways; enjoy


Worst Day Ever

*slams my room door in anger and growls about it in my bed. After I was done with it for a few minutes; I’ve decided to write down my grievances in a scroll. Here is the transcript... *.


Hi. I am Twilight Sparkle. And as you may have guessed by now; I’m a princess. And not just any princess. A princess of friendship, and somepony who’s had a bad day. How? Well... here’s how... .

You see; it all started with me seeing a scroll that Celestia has sent to me about King Sombra’s return. I was thinking; “oh no, why is he back? Shouldn’t he be in limbo right now?” At first I was thinking that. But now that I’ve read the rest of the scroll; I can see that he’s now demoted from villain, to common criminal. She also told me that he’s getting released soon... to me. Great.... . Anyways, enough about me. Here’s how my day went to shit. Here it goes... .


I’ve gotten Spike; my number one assistant, and little bro, (or son as other ponies might put it), a scroll and quill for me to write on in order to vent out my frustrations. And with that; I have.

I have written out a very long, very graphic rant about on how I; Twilight Sparkle; have basically had, the worst day ever. How did it begin? Here’s how it began... .


I was walking to the park in Manehattan with Rarity; when suddenly I’ve gotten a scroll from Princess Cadence; stating that I have to babysit my niece for a bit, and then take her home with me so she’ll be safe during this pandemic. I would’ve, no; should’ve, said no. Why? Well; if I had to guess; it’d be because Flurry Heart is actually going through her “phase”, (whatever the Tartarus that meant), and have gotten bitten, kicked, scratched, and magic blasted; all because she was fucking angry. But you know what? I guess that’s fine. It’s what babies do right? Wrong! They don’t act like this when they have this “phase”. Oh it’s all Sombra’s fault. If he ever shows up at my door; I’m gonna... !


*few hours later*. Sorry everypony. I’m just really stressed out. Anywho; I’m gonna take a nap. Spike here is gonna help me out while I rest. Sweet dreams, and have a safe quarantine. Peace... . *drinks an alcoholic cider before crashing into bed*.

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