Author's Note

Spike is really not happy. That’s all

Worst Day Ever Pt. 2

Hey guy; Spike here. So; y’all heard of Twilight Sparkle having a bad day right? Well; here’s how my day went... .

It was basically not good at all. How? Well.. . It all started with Twilight’s bickering with her niece; Flurry Heart. Yes she’s still an infant. And yes she’s still in diapers. How does that do with her bad day? Simple... . Bruises on Twilight’s face, bite marks, scratches. And way too many burnt hair strands from Flurry Heart’s magic. That’s all.

Now then... . I know what you’re thinking: “spike; how in the hell are you handling this?” “How are you acting so mature?” Or better yet; “how in Equestria are you not phased by this?” *chuckles sarcastically*. Ooh believe me; if you knew what was going on in my POV, then you’d be shitfaced by then. *clears throat*, but no seriously though; my day for the rest of it has been awful not only because of Twilight’s bad day, but my own as well. How? Well.. . It began with me not having my favorite cupcake because Twilight told the Cake parents ahead of time that I’m on a diet. Unbelievable! I’m not fat, okay? And if it was, it’s hatchling fat; got it? Good. Now then... . Secondly; I lost a game of Ogres and Oogliets; for the fucking hundredth time! Fuck! *breathes a sigh of anger*. And lastly; *is speaking in a very angry voice*; I was also the victim of Flurry Heart as well. How? Simple! Barf! Dirty diapers. And lastly; getting my scales tugged and pulled by Flurry Heart’s rough playing. I mean; cmon now! Show some restraint! Fuck! *the rest of the paragraph is incomprehensible since I just scribbled on it in sheer and utter anger*.

*is breathing heavily as a way to try to calm down*. Anywho; I’m gonna take a nap too. Bye.. I guess. *draws a big fat singular line in anger, crumbles it to leave it on the table, and closes the door in anger too; slamming it as I head off to go to bed.*