Did you ever read one of those stories where the author can't keep track of the difference between past and present tense?

Try LIVING IN one.

A pony goes to see a doctor, because he sometimes loses track of when things happen. Sometimes he also has trouble saying ponies' names.

But two things help him survive. One of them is hope. The other is Lavender Unicorn Syndrome.

(I made the story image by editing show screencaps, because why not?)