[Anon POV]

Anon sighed as he shuffled to his next class through the immense crowd of people in the halls. Usually something interesting would have happened but noooooo, it just had to be another boring fucking day. Thankfully however he had managed to build a goodish reputation among the students. Apparently the fuckstick of a bitch he had wasted on his first day had been the big bully here. It was honestly pathetic that she was the big bully here. He didn't know if the students were soft as fuck or the bullies were soft as fuck. Probably a mix of both from what he had seen. Seriously, it's as if not a single person at this school had heard of cursing before, making it bloody hilarious looking at their expressions when he cursed.

"We can't just let them act like they're better than us!"

"Well what can we do! They are faster, stronger, and smarter! We're just babies compared to them!"

A shouting match ahead drew his attention, significantly brightening his mood. If there was shouting then there would be drama. And it was fucking hilarious watching drama. Increasing his speed he eventually made it to the edge of a figurative circle, made by either the spectators of the argument or the one's not wanting to get roped in that walked past. Entering the small crowd of people he spotted two girls by the lockers. The first one had fucking rainbow hair tied back into a ponytail. how the fuck did you get rainbow hair? It's like someone made Skittle's coloured hair dye. She was also wearing a very blue outfit with a skirt, an angered look on her face. The next was one he recognized, that being the prissy from the one time he had gone looking for one of the little shits, also having an angered look.

"Still, they we can't just let them mock us like that! There's a little something called dignity Rarity!" Skittle's said, glaring at her.

"Which is why we must mantain what little we have! If we retaliate it will only bring us pain! Why can't you see that." Prissy said in exasperation, throwing her hands up in the air.

Skittle's glare only grew as she growled slightly, causing Prissy to take a step back. "If you won't help me than I'll just look for someone else." She said, turning towards the crowd as she gazed around it.

Than the worst thing that could have happened, happened. Her stare down with the crowd ended on him. Now that is some bullshit right there. Why the fuck did it have to be him.

Attempting to retreat he was stopped by a solid wall of students behind him. God damn it.

"You!" She yelled rather loudly, pointing straight at him, causing him to sigh in defeat.

"What?" He replied, halting his futile attempts to escape.

"Do you want to defend Canterlot High's reputation!" She continued, still yelling.

"Listen here Skittle's, I literally have only been present at this school for like 5 days. So no thanks I'm good."

Skittle's stared at him in shock before her eyes narrowed at him much the same that she had done to Prissy, "You wouldn't be a spy would you?" She asked accusingly.

"Spy? This is fucking high school not bloody espionage. I think that whatever hair dye you used to make your hair that colour leaked into your brain. If you have one that is." Anon replied, looking at Skittles like she had grown another head.

A look of confusion came upon her face for a moment before her glaring increased tenfold. "You're so dead." She said threateningly, approaching.

"You wanna fucking bet." He said back glaring back.

Just as the tensions were about to boil over however, more yelling from further down the hallway drew both their stares, causing the crowd to depart before them to reveal a group of 3 teenage girls in a familiar dark purple uniform, each with their arms crossed infront of their chest, the signature look of superiority never leaving their face's

"Well, well, well, what do we have here. If it isn't darling Anon. Made some new friends I see." The lead one said, her familiar blue skin and purple hair identifying her immediately.

Anon immediately groaned, face palming in annoyance, "Hey Sunny. Crystal Prep finally gotten sick of your shit have they."

"Nope. Finally accepted that your just as terrible as the rest of these losers and decided to join them? Honestly I'm kinda surprised." She said, genuinely...well surprise, that he had come to Canterlot.

"Well I had to do something while I was in town. Honestly surprised that your still mocking the shit out these dudes. It's just kinda old and repititive now." He shot back.

"The only thing repititive is all your insults. It's either about someones intelligience or what they do. You need some new material mate." She said, occupying herself with picking at her nails.

Anon simply shrugged, an innocent look gracing his face, "Ain't my fault everyone here is dumber than a fucking 4 year old eating crayons."

"Hey!" Skittle's suddenly said resuming her glaring at Anon, "If anyone here is stupid it's you!" She retorted, an angry look on her face.

"Bruh, you literally just proved my point." Anon said back, a neutral expression coming onto his face once again, much to the confusion of Skittle's, "What you just said was a just an advanced 'No you'. Now that is just stupid, especially if you do it unironically."

Skittle's clearly became flushed by this, not knowing how to respond to someone who had just deflected her greatest insult she had ever said, "We-Well-" She attempted to search her tiny, tiny brain for a good comeback but was too flustered to do it.

Satisfied, Anon turned back to the trio of fucksticks in front of them, keen on getting this stupid shit over with, "Alright, what the fuck do you want." He demanded, donning a semi-serious look.

Sunny simply scoffed at this, flicking her hair out of her face, "Honestly Anon, did you kiss your mother with that mouth." She said, smiling smugly, her friends giggling at the insult.

"At least I have one."

Checkmate.

Sunny stopped smiling, her face turning red as she banished any form of poshness from her stature, as she glared at Anon with the wrath of a thousand suns. "What did you just say." She said in a low threatening tone, shocking the friends at her side, causing them to step back in fear.

Clearing his throat, he prepared to repeat it before Sunny suddenly shot forward, lining up a punch. Surprised by her sudden speed, he dodged to the side, allowing her to punch a bystander in the crowd. Said bystander immediately fell backwards holding her nose in pain as blood came out. This caused uproar among the group beside her, but failed to do anything about it as Sunny immediately continued her chase of Anon who was turning to face her.

Charging forward, she attempted to punch him again before being redirected into the nearby locker. Yelling in pain, she turned back to Anon only to see a fist landing in between her eyes, smashing her head against the same locker. Falling to the ground, she didn't move except for the rising and falling of her chest.

Turning to the other two he saw them rushing to pick their friend up while keeping an apprehensive eye on Anon. Turning around he started to walk away before a voice caught his attention.

"Wait!" It said, bringing his attention to the voice as he raised an eyebrow.

Standing behind him was the girl who got punched, one hand still holding her bleeding nose while another student stood by, watching over her. "The Great and Powerful Trixie would like to thank you." She said, a look of gratefullness on her face.

"And why would that be?" Anon asked, eyebrow still raised.

"You are the only one who has succesfully stood up to those bullies from Crystal Prep. Even the arrogant one called Rainbow Dash can't hope to hold her ground against them. As such, Trixie, and likely many others are grateful for your help, especially after I was punched." She explained, Anon making note of her interesting way of speaking in third person.

"Hey don't worry about it, just be sure to get some medical attention for that nose." He said before turning to once again walk away.

"Thank you." Trixie repeated once again before he wandered back into the swarm of students walking by, a smile gracing his face...

Author's Note

I got no idea what the fuck I'm doing