Anon goes back to school
Back to the Future!!! (Again.)
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"Damn, this dude has got a serious reputation." Aria remarked as Adiago finished telling the stories while they now walked down the halls. From what she could tell though they shouldn't be worried as long as they didn't anger him.
"Yep." Adiago agreed before stopping in her tracks as if remembering something.
Tilting her head in confusion she approached waving a hand in front of Adiago's face, "Hellooo. Anybody home?" She asked, trying to get her sisters attention.
Blinking, Adiago suddenly face palmed, "Damn it I forgot to do the homework for science." She groaned, bringing about a chuckle from Aria.
"Seriously? You do know we can just enchant the teachers. I think you're liking this planet a bit too much." Aria said, making Adiago narrow her eyes at her.
"That's cause I don't want to draw attention yet. In case you haven't sensed it there is an Equestrian in this school." Adiago reprimanded, making it Aria's turn to blink in shock.
"What? When were you going to tell me and Sonata about this?" Aria demanded, causing Adiago to roll her eyes.
"I thought it would have been obvious. Plus, there are Timberwolves in this world too remember?" Adiago pointed out, bringing about an annoyed groan from Aria.
"So now we got two things to worry about. Anonymous, and this Equestrian. Who is it anyway?" Aria inquired, eager to know who it was.
"I've narrowed it down to six girls. These six are the most likely because they were the ones that apparently used the Elements of Harmony. However from what I can sense it is only one of them." Adiago explained, Aria nodding along as she thought about.
"You talking about those six bastards? Yeah it's that bitch Twilight Sparkle." A voice suddenly spoke up from behind.
"Really? Thanks a lot." She said, nodding in thanks to the person behind her.
"Eh don't worry about it." Anonymous said, walking past them and back into the crowd of teenagers.
Turning back to Adiago, Aria tilted her head once again in confusion at her sisters wide eyes. "What?" She asked, trying the waving a hand in front of their face technique.
"You do realize that was Anonymous right." Adiago urgently whispered.
"Yeah come on Aria pay more attention." Anonymous said from behind Adiago, causing the Siren to yelp in shock before jumping to Aria's side, naturally falling into a combat stance.
"You do realize you're terrible at whispering you know." He said, raising an eyebrow at Adiago.
"Tell me, how much about that conversation did you hear?" Adiago asked, eyeing Anonymous up like he was a dangerous predator.
"Just the part about which one of the bitch six was the alien. Just thought I'd give you some help with that." He said before looking around in slight confusion. His eyes suddenly brightened up as he remembered something, "Ah yes, it's that way. did you know they changed the layout of the school? Can get very confusing sometimes." He explained before walking of in his new direction.
Aria burst out laughing as soon as Anonymous rounded the corner, bringing a scowl onto her sister's face. "What's so funny?!" She demanded, continuing to glare at Aria.
Still laughing Aria explained, "He snuck up on you and your reaction was priceless." She then began mimicking Adiago's shocked face and her combat stance.
Adiago's face grew red with embarassment, "Will you just shut up now." She pleaded as they began to gain the attention of the passerbys.
Wiping a tear from her eye, Aria began to calm down, much to the relief of the embarassed siren, "Okay fine so what are we going to do about this 'Twilight Sparkle'." She asked, returning to a sligtly serious demeanour.
"Well from what I remember she was actually knocked out cold by Anonymous just the other day and is now in hospital." She said in realization.
Aria's eyes widened in surprise, "Jeez this dude is basically doing all the work for us. You think we should ally with him? He could be very beneficial to us." Aria asked, realizing just how much Anonymous had helped them.
Adiago tapped her chin in thought before dismissing the idea with a wave, "He won't get a choice as we will have enchanted him by then."
Aria nodded, thinking it over in her head. In reality there was no way they could realistically fail in conquering this school. After all they were interdimensional creatures that had access to a ridiculous amount of magic.
What could go wrong?
[Time skip and POV change cause I'm lazy.]
Sonata stretched a bit as they stood outside the cafeteria, preparing her singing voice. She had gotten out of hospital yesterday thanks to her remarkably fast healing that was a part of her siren biology. And while this had indeed caused some problems with the doctors losing their minds some quick enchantments halted them. They had all agreed to enchant the school when they were all together, hence going to the cafeteria at lunch time. Taking a deep breath she turned to her sisters, nodding to signify she was ready.
After recieving similar nods they all walked towards the cafeteria doors, pushing them open. All this happened in sync, bringing the attention of every student present. Gazing over the crowd a bit she noticed that Celestia and Luna were present as well for whatever reason, just making their job even easier.
And so, with a devious smile, they all began to sing.
[One musical later]
Sonata grinned happily as everyone in the room had fallen into an angry riot, with hundreds of arguments taking place. This entire operation had been a smashing success with the familiar green vapor trails that appear whenever there was hate energy present. They were of course the only ones who could see it so the humans went on angrily arguing. The vapor trails were also slowly being sucked up into their necklaces, the red gems glowing with power the more that they absorbed.
The door suddenly opened behind them, bringing the all three of the siren's attention. Stepping in was the human Anonymous, noticeable bags under his eyes making it look like he had not sleeped for months. The sisters stared. Anonymous stared back. His gaze then fell on the mayhem happening behind them. his eyes flicked back to them. Not one of the sirens dared move. His eyes flicked back to the anarchy again. They switched back to them.
He promptly turned to the right, and headed toward the food trays. Each one of the sirens continued to stare at the door he had just arrived from, unsure of how to proceed. Adiago was the first to move turning around to face the human who was now sitting on a table, surrounded by students arguing while he ate. Walking up to him she stopped five feet away and began to sing, eager on enchanting him.
Eyes closed, she really began to sing like never before, seeming almost desperate. Sonata looked at Anonymous, opening her mouth before being stopped by Aria who was clearly trying not to laugh, soon spreading to Sonata herself as they both held their hands over their mouths in restraint. After about two minutes of singing Adiago opened her eyes, a smug smile on her face before turning to one of shock.
Anonymous was face down in his food snoring lightly as he slept. At this point the two sisters couldn't hold it back anymore and began to absolutely lose it as Adiago turned around to face them in anger and embarassment.
"You could have told me!" She yelled as the two sisters calmed down.
Still giggling slightly Aria explained, "And where would be the fun in that."
Huffing indignantly she turned back to face Anonymous, who was somehow still sleeping despite the cacophony of noises surrounding him. Pointing at a nearby student, she ordered him over, stopping him form arguing immediately.
"Wake him up." She commanded, which the blue haired student did, walking over to place a hand on the sleeping Anonymous' shoulder.
A hand shot up, gripping the student's hand while stopping it in it's path. Slowly raising his head, Anonymous glared daggers at the student, causing him to gulp and attempted to futiley step back only to be stopped by Anonymous' iron grip. Anonymous stared at Adiago, causing her to shiver at the hatred in the glare.
"You listen here and listen well." He said in a low voice yet could be heard by everyone in the cafeteria, "I don't give a flying fuck about what you are up to, but you better leave me out of it if you know whats good for you. I am running on very low tolerance so just shut the fuck up." He growled before go of the student's hand to reveal a red mark where he had gripped it, and dropping back down into his food to sleep.
Sonata looked between Anonymous and Adiago, switching between the two every now and then. Adiago simply stared at Anonymous. Her face slowly contorted in anger. Soon she was full on snarling. Tapping Aria's shoulder to get her attention she pointed out Adiao's anger.
"This is going to be good." Sonata said, knowing full well how angry and ferocious Adiago could be in a fight.
Aria chuckled, albeit nervously. "Yeah we should probably defuse this." She said, making to move towards Adiago before being stopped by Sonata's hand on her chest.
"Oh come on. Can we just watch it for a little bit please?" Sonata pleaded, making puppy dog eyes.
Still gazing at Sonata and Anonymous nervously, she nodded, "Okay fine. But only for a little bit." Aria reluctantly agreed, much to the joy of Sonata.
Sonata tilted her head slightly in confusion at her sister's reluctance. Usually she was all for Adiago beating up some random guy. Looking back Adiago was approaching the sleeping figure, cracking her knuckles.
"No one talks to me like that." She growled as she reached his side and threw a punch at his immobile head.
A hand once again shot up, grabbing Adiago's fist and stopping it completely. Anonymous raised his head, in a slow and threatening way. Then Sonata saw it. The unbridled rage in his eyes at being disturbed. This was what Aria was nervous about, made even more evident by the look on her face.
"You just messed the fuck up." Anonymous growled lowly, before punching Adiago square in the face sending her flying into the crowd of onlookers.
Standing up, Anonymous looked around, eyeing up the crowd of people around him. He then rolled his shoulders a bit, cracking his knuckles in preparation.
"Showtime motherfuckers."
[POV switch cause I can't be bothered writing all of that fight.]
"I just don't know what to do anymore. They don't even want to be near me." Sunset explained to the group of girls surrounding her consisting of Rarity, Applejack, and Fluttershy.
"Well darling, I think you should start small. Start apologizing to a few people and work your way up. Soon word will spread that you're making amends and all will be well." Rarity concluded, placing a reassuring hand on her Sunset's shoulder.
"Honestly ah think you're overthinking this whole thing." Applejack said, "I'm sure that once people get to know you they'll be sure to forgive you!" She concluded, placing a hand on her other shoulder much like Rarity.
sunset smiled warmly, hope beginning to regain ground against despair, "Thanks girls. I don't knw what I would do withou-" She was cut off by the cafeteria doors in front of them bursting open, a dazed student flying out of them and into the wall opposite the door. The student however seemed completely unfazed by this and simply shook their head before standing up and sprinting back into the cafeteria.
It was then that the girls heard the noticeable sounds of fighting happening around the corner in the cafeteria. Casting worried glances at each other they all rushed into the cafeteria to find a scene of pure chaos. On a table in the centre of the cafeteria stood Anon being swarmed by literally everyone. This was not a concern for the madlad though as he continued to fend them off punching and kicking them away.
"Bring it on you motherfuckers!" He yelled as he delivered a right hook to Flash Sentry, knocking him out cold.
Sunst then noticed three students who weren't engaging in combat but rather looking on from the sidelines. The blue and purple one were looking on in awe and surprise while the yellow one stood in front of both looking so angry Sunset wouldn't be surprised if she caught fire. Her eyes then narrowed at the green vapor trails coming off the students attacking Anon, and making their way into the strange necklaces on the girls necks. Looking back she noted that her friends hadn't noticed the trails which meant only magical beings could see them.
Her eyes widened in realization as she turned her gaze back to the girls, gulping as they were all staring at her. As they stared she noticed that the sounds of fighting had stopped. Turning towards the massive mosh pit everyone was staring at her, including Anon who had picked up a student by the shirt and was preparing to punch him.
Gulping Sunset and the group of girls behind her slowly back away.
"Hi?"
"She can see the magic get her!!" The yellow one yelled, prompting the horde to give chase.
Screaming Sunset and her friends ran for their life...
[Fuck you another POV change]
Well that was interesting. He had just been fighting off an endless horde of students only for the yellow bitch to call it off to give chase to the yellow and red bitch. Honestly he was just too tired to even bother with questioning it as he dropped the kid he was holding by the shirt, only just remembering that he was there, to let him give chase. He was exhausted, and just so sick of everyone's shit right now. Now while he could have just stayed at home that would have led to questions. Too much questions.
Sighing he dropped down onto the body littered floor, careful to not step on anyone. After that he made his way back to where he had left his food at the beginning of the fight, eager to chow down on it. At least he had that to hope for. Every single fibre of his body failed to respond as he saw the tray he had placed down earlier on the floor, the assortment of food spilled out.
He gives out a sound akin to a whimper before falling into a seat and placing his head in his arms. He was just so fucking sick of this shit. Everything always ended up going badly somehow.
"...There is no way we should get him on out side, he just beat up most of our minions!"
"That is exactly why we should get him on our side you idiot! Have you seen how he fights!?"
"Yeah I agree. Seriously though he held off literally everyone!"
"...Fine, but let's get one thing straight. He will be on our side and not the Equestrian so you had better make sure he doesn't switch."
"Don't worry about it, I got this."
A slight tap on his shoulder awoke Anon from his small rest. And while he would have reprimanded them for awaking him he was just too exhausted to do so after the fight. Raising his head he turned to look at a blue girl in purple attire standing to his right, a kind smile on his face.
"Mind if I sit?" She asked, the smile never leaving her face.
Frowning he looked around to find every seat empty, apart from the ones that held unconcious students in them. He also saw yellow bitch and a purple lady behind him, yellow bitch still glaring at him despite there being a noticeable bruise on her face from where he had punched. Not a single regret.
"Okay I guess." He said, still unsure as to this girl's intentions.
Her smile grew greater as she nodded in thanks before sitting down beside him. "Sooooooo. What's you're name?" She asked, still smiling.
"Anonymous. But you can call me Anon." He replied simply turning to stare at the blank space in front of him.
"Anonymous, an interesting name. I'm Sonata Dusk." She said, holding a hand out to shake.
Nodding he took it, "Yeah I already knew. You're that lady I saved in the fire." He explained upon seeing the look of confusion on her face.
Blinking in shock, she turned to glare at her group, "This is the guy that saved me!? You could have told me that earlier!" She scolded, causing the other two to smile sheepishly in embarassment.
"Sorry must have slipped my mind." The bitch said with a sheepish chuckle.
"Man you actually got something in that noggen of yours? You should probably use it more often and tell when people want to be left the fuck alone." Anon said, smiling deviously as the bitch's sheepish demeanour was replaced by an enraged one.
"Listen here you little bra-" She began before being stopped by the purple one's ahnd covering her mouth.
"Sorry about her she can get quite...prideful." She explained, struggling to keep the bitch's mouth shut.
Shrugging Anon turned back to Sonata who did the same, "So what do you want." He asked.
Clearing her throat she explained, "Well seeing as how you saved me, and how my sister ruined your lunch, for which I am very sorry for I would like to take you out to get something to eat." She finished, returning to her lovely little smile.
Anon stroked his chin in thought. On one side he could get free food. On the other side this lady might be trying to manipulate him. He nodded in confirmation to his thoughts.
Turning to Sonata he gave the final edict, "Okay. I'll pick you up after school at the parking lot unless you have another idea."
Sonata blinked once. She blinked twice. "O-okay then, you can pick me up after school." She agreed, nodding as well.
"M'kay, see you then." Anon said before standing up and leaving, flipping off the bitch as he exited the doors.
[Fuck you another POV change: The Sequel]
"I swear I'm gonna kill that bastard." Adiago said, fists clenching.
Aria scoffed at that, "Look sis, I know you're pretty good at fighting and all that, but I'm pretty sure that's a fight you can't win." She said, causing Adiago to scowl angrily, "Besides." Aria continued, turning to give a mischevious grin to Sonata, "Now Sonata's going on a date with him."
Now it was Sonata's turn to scoff, "It is not a date, it is simply me thanking him for saving me and also an attempt to bring him to our side." She explained, doing little to lessen her sister's smile.
"Yeah you keep telling yourself that sis." She said as she soon turned around to the exit, "I'm off anyway, gonna see how our little army is dealing with that little magic user." She finished before disappearing into the corridor.
Adiago sighed as she too also began to walk back, "Yeah I'm sick of this cafeteria anyway." She grumbled before continuing out.
Sonata stood all alone, the unconcious bodies of students around her.
"I can only hope this goes well.
Author's Note
Holy shit this is over 3,000 words of utter bullshit. Also listen here Pete100 and Omni God. Anonymous is not more popular than Twilight, he's just a returning figure that just so happens to be beloved by the student body. There will be NO more flashback stories as I am sick of them and just want to move on. There may be some vague references to stuff he did in his first year there but they will be vague so just shut the fuck up about that shit.
Sincerely,
The Author
