Applejack felt terrible as a friend for having to do it, but she just couldn't bring herself to deal with Pinkie Pie the way she was at the moment, so she and the rest of the apple family all went to bed at the same time as the pie family did and just hoped that Pinkie Pie would come to her senses and find her own way to a spare bedroom instead of collapsing unconscious in a heap on the floor somewhere. Minutes had passed in between everyone going to bed and Pinkie Pie realizing that she might have been slightly tipsy and should probably make her way to her room as she clumsily did her best to climb the stairs and attempt to get to bed with all the effort she could muster.

As she walked through the corridor, she thought it would be a good idea to be a curious and nosy person and look through the keyholes of each bedroom that was currently occupied.The first bedroom was Applejack's room, nothing too remarkable there, just Applejack alone trying to get some sleep "Pfft... boring!" Pinkie Pie moved to the next room where she saw Big Mac, again just alone and trying to get some sleep, Pinkie Pie, continuing to talk to herself went "Uuhh... where's the cool shit that the people have do of the bedroom of fucking?!" Pinkie Pie was making about as much sense as a chocolate teapot. Pinkie Pie continued her quest to see something interesting and she got her wish when she reached Granny Smith's bedroom, because for reasons unknown Granny Smith and Cloudy Quartz had ended up in the same bed, though presumably whatever shenanigans they had got up to was over and they were both asleep. "Geez... mom you're like, so fucking old bitch", Pinkie Pie was staggering her way to each bedroom desperate to find one of two things, one, something interesting to watch and two, an unlocked door that would allow her to just get in the room so she could faint on the bed and sink into the warmth of comforting and sleepy oblivion.

The next room Pinkie encountered was occupied by Grand Pear, again he was alone and trying to sleep. Pinkie moved on and finally saw something a bit more sexy than sleeping people, her sisters Marble and Limestone in bed scissoring each other, quiet grunts and moans emanating from their mouths as they practically smashed their sopping wet pussies together, Pinkie Pie just giggled and moved on. This time she was at Maud's bedroom and wouldn't you know it, she and Mud Briar were having sex... but not exactly traditional sex. It seemed that the presents Mud Briar and Maud had given each other were very much of a sexual nature and seemed to be in effect right now, Mud Briar was wearing a blind fold and was on all fours on the bed whilst Maud hammered away at his ass with the strap-on she was wearing. In her monotone voice Maud said "Yeah... you like the way my dick feels?"

Mud Briar after a couple of small moans said "T-Technically... ah... you d-do not posses a... oh... a real dick, you are-"

Mud Briar let out a small yelp as Maud smacked his ass and said "Shut the fuck up".

"Damn sis..." Pinkie said to herself "When the fuck did you get so kinky?" There were two rooms left to check, one was Pinkie Pie's room and the other presumably was the room that her father was in. The rather unfortunate thing was that Pinkie Pie, in her drunken state, figured that she would just pick a door and if it happened to be unlocked, she would stay in that room, having seeming to completely forget that she could check if someone was in the room by looking through the keyhole. So it came as quite a surprise to her father when she suddenly burst into his room, not to mention it was rather embarrassing to have his daughter walk in on him jerking off, "Hiya Daddy! What's with the fucking jerking your dick stuff?"

Igneous rock grabbed his hat to cover his genitalia "Pinkamena Diane Pie, you are extremely drunk and in the wrong room" he said matter-of-factly.

Pinkie just closed the bedroom door and said "Aw but daddy! That doesn't answer my question!" It seemed Pinkie hadn't quite grasped the situation, unsurprisingly.

Igneous adopted a stern gaze and firmly said "Pinkie, get out!"

Pinkie looked hurt and even sad for a moment, before appearing to have some kind of epiphany and her frown turned upside down as a seductive and almost predatory smile spread across her face "Oohh I get it daddy... I know just where to start!"

Igneous was confused "Pinkie, what are talking about?"

Before Igneous could protest, Pinkie had dropped to her knees, knocked her fathers hat of the way and upon seeing his semi-hard erection practically engulfed it in her mouth, immediately taking the whole thing down her throat with her nose pressed up against her father's crotch and her chin pushing gently into his over-sized balls. Igneous let a moan that was probably louder than he had meant, he was just caught so off guard he didn't think to quiet down for the benefit of everyone else. "Pinkie Pie! What are you doing?!"

Pinkie thought that was a silly question, so rather than answer it she just decided to blow him, Pinkie Pie was messy and practically slobbered all over it, but what she lacked in technique she made up for with enthusiasm. Though to say she didn't know what she was doing with her mouth would be a great insult, she was taking her father's cock like a professional deep throat champion, sucking as she raised her up to the very tip before sinking all the way back to down to the base. Igneous, despite the fact that the girl currently sucking him off was his severely drunk daughter, was having the time of his life, clearly Pinkie Pie's life of eating almost nothing but confectionery had given her a very soft mouth and lips, with some good tongue skills just for good measure.

After her dad's cock went from being semi-erect to fully erect, Pinkie Pie removed her mouth from him licking her lips as if she had just had the tastiest lollipop she had ever tasted, then roughly shoved her father's chest, forcing him to lie on his back. Pinkie Pie stood up and removed her skirt and panties, pretty much pouncing onto her father before he could do anything about, then she began to line up her pussy with his dick, things had already gone far enough and whilst Igneous had enjoyed himself, this was a line he didn't want to cross, mainly because he thought it was illegal. "Pinkie! Pinkie no!"

Pinkie just said "Daddy! Daddy yes!" and then impaled herself on her father's cock. Pinkie started to ride him like there was no tomorrow, the bed creaking with every movement she made, Igneous groaned as his daughter's pussy almost massaged his dick in a way that seemed to be specifically designed to milk cock. What Igneous didn't realize is that Pinkie had just, somewhat voluntarily, given him her virginity, Igneous felt that she was tight but didn't realize that he had just burst through her hymen and Pinkie didn't even feel it, the alcohol in her system having dampened her senses and numbed whatever pain there might have been. It seemed that Igneous had decided to give up fighting against Pinkie, he was too tired and possibly even too old to overpower her at this point, so he just laid back and enjoyed himself. Partway through the fucking Pinkie suddenly let out a squeal as she came, her tight pussy squeezed her father's cock like a moist slippery vice as she held herself unmoving on his lap, with his entire dick buried deep in her love canal.

As Pinkie was coming down from her orgasmic high, the constant spasms of her pussy had made her dad's orgasm do nothing but build up and through sheer force of immersing himself in the pleasure with a touch of will power he blasted his load into Pinkie's pussy, his cum crashing against her cervix. At that, Pinkie let out a girlish groan as another mini orgasm wash over her from having her pussy creamed, then finally all the drinks she had that night caught up with her and she instantly fell asleep with her dad's dick still stuffed inside her. Igneous found himself in the rather odd situation of having his dick deep inside his daughter, but also having said daughter fall deeply asleep on top of him, leaving him unable to move, not even to remove his softening but still semi-erect cock from her confines. Igneous did the only thing he could and let the post-orgasm fatigue draw him to sleep.

The following morning, the sun was shining, the birds were singing and Igneous woke to find Pinkie still asleep on top of him with his completely flaccid penis still stuck in her pussy, his partially drained balls soaked in her juices. Pinkie then woke up with a loud yawn, before immediately putting a hand to her temple as the hangover headache of the century pounded in her skull, intense and throbbing, permeating through her very being, she was also incredibly dehydrated and thirsty, more thirsty than she had ever been in her life. When she fully opened her eyes she just saw the nervous face of her dad staring back at her, which seemed confusing, she looked behind to see her lap pressed right up against his and a slight wiggle of her hips confirmed the presence of a cock inside her. "Oh... so that's who I fucked last night" Pinkie Pie said, letting out another yawn "Morning dad" she said. Igneous was surprised at how calm and nonchalant Pinkie was being about this, considering she had woken up to find her dad had been balls deep inside her all night.

Pinkie Pie got up, letting her dad's cock elegantly slip out of her and she stood up on slightly shaky feet, the previous night's drinking had really done a number on her. Igneous was still worried "Um... Pinkie, you're not going to have me arrested are you?"

Pinkie Pie giggled and said "Dad you're so silly! Incest isn't illegal! Though if you did get the Pinkie Pie pregnant that would be a Pinkie Pie parental paternal problemo!"

Now Igneous was terrified, he had completely forgotten that he had deposited his seed in the fertile chambers of his daughter, but that fear was quickly put to bed when Pinkie followed up with "Relax dad, I knew that I might end up having sex at this reunion, so I've been taking the pill, I started a couple of weeks ago! You didn't think I would be stupid enough to randomly have sex with someone without some form of contraception did you?"

-awkward silence-

Pinkie Pie frowned and said "Gee, thanks dad". Pinkie stretched her limbs before saying "Anyway, which holes did you take last night? I see you already took my virginity, where else did you go?" Igneous cringed slightly at the revelation that he had been the one to take his daughter's virginity, but figured he'd answer the question, no harm in that.

"Um... first you used your mouth and then your...... vagina, that was it" he said.

Pinkie Pie, with a mixture of confusion, surprise and disappointment said "Really? That was it? Darn, Drinkie Pie is a slacker! Oh well, I suppose we can finish up now" Pinkie Pie said as she leant down slightly, took her dad's cock in both hands and started jerking him off, her saliva and vaginal juices making for a pleasurable and slippery hand job.

Igneous couldn't believe his daughter's attitude "Pinkie!" he said.

Pinkie didn't respond and continued to pump her father's rapidly growing erection, Igneous groaned in pleasure, it didn't seem like he really had a choice in the matter, though that's not to say he would have said no if Pinkie asked. Igneous continued once again and tried to speak, but this time in order to praise Pinkie rather than scold her "Pinkie... that's quite a grip you've got" he said.

Pinkie Pie smiled and with a wink said "Years of kneading dough daddy, practice makes perfect!" and then stopped shortly after Igneous had a dick that was at full length, full girth and ready for one more round of action. "Alrighty then, time to bang the booty!" said Pinkie Pie as she turned to face away from Igneous, reaching back with one hand she pulled one of her ass cheeks to the side and with the other took a hold of her dad's slicked up cock to guide it to her ass hole. Igneous had never been more focused on Pinkie Pie's butt more than he was at that very moment, he was embarrassed to admit that as Pinkie was growing up he occasionally caught himself ogling her big behind, but with buttocks like that, how could he resist? Pinkie Pie moved back a little and with careful aim placed the tip of her dad's dick squarely against her pucker, then slowly applying pressure, the head of his cock popped inside. "Mmm...how are you enjoying the Pinkie Pie pucker so far daddy?" she asked, giving her backside a wiggle.

Rather than give a verbal answer, he smiled and gave Pinkie's ass a smack, making her cry out in pleasure. Pinkie giggled and said "Ooh daddy! So naughty! Then again, I guess I'm the naughty one if you're spanking me huh?" she said, shortly before beginning to descend, slowly sliding the entire length of her father's fuck stick up her ass. Once she reached the base, both she and Igneous let out a satisfied sigh, Pinkie from feeling so deliciously full and Igneous from having his dick so surrounded by a warmth that seemed to gently grip his dick. "Ooh, that's quite a snug fit isn't it daddy?" said Pinkie Pie, Igneous noticed that Pinkie Pie had started referring to him as "daddy", he couldn't deny it, it was really fucking hot when she said that. With everything in place, Pinkie began to bounce up and down on her father's cock, making sure that she got the perfect posterior pounding she wanted, pumping his dick in and out.

Igneous was enjoying himself immensely, Pinkie's butt was incredible, he couldn't tell which sound he liked more, the clap of her ass against his lap or the clap her ass cheeks made whenever she rose! Both Pinkie and Igneous were panting heavily and beginning to sweat, Igneous decided it was time to finish his daughter off, and grabbing onto her hips, he began to thrust upwards in time with Pinkie's bouncing. Pinkie started moaning out loud "Oh yes, yes daddy! Fuck my ass! Fuck it hard!" Igneous, being a father who liked to spoil his children, gave her exactly what she asked for and then groaned as he began to blow the remainder of his load from the night before into her ass, his balls emptying the entire content of man milk he had left, though it seemed that he was able to squirt just that little bit more when Pinkie's orgasm shortly thereafter made the walls of her ass squeeze his cock, the muscles rippling across the entirety of his length.

As they both began to relax, Pinkie Pie stood up, allowing her dad's cock to unceremoniously fall out of her ass. She quickly put on her panties and skirt so as not to let any cum that might leak out fall onto the floor, then she smiled to herself and thought that if the apple family reunion was always gonna end like this, her family would have to visit every single year. Then she giggled as she briefly remembered the author's criminal overuse of alliteration, he was dumb like that.

The End.

Author's Note

Alright! That is Pinkie Pie down! It's just Rainbow Dash and Twilight left. I know that some people might complain about the first part being just exposition and also for focusing more on what Applejack was doing, but I feel like the build-up was necessary for this story and I couldn't exactly tell it from a drunk Pinkie Pie perspective. I know I probably should have tagged Applejack in this story as well, but this story is meant to be about Pinkie Pie, so I left it out. Anyway, that's enough of me jabbering on and on, I hope you liked the story!