The Cherry Pop Chronicles: Pinkie Pie

It was the night of the apple family reunion and family members from all over America were coming to visit, not to mention the head count would be even larger this year because they were extending the invitation to members of the pear family and members of the pie family. Though that was the extent of the invitation, inevitably people who weren't connected to any of those three families ended up arriving to join in the festivities anyway, such as Applebloom's boyfriend Tender Taps and Maud Pie's boyfriend Mud Briar. In fact over the years the apple family reunion was becoming so crowded that the apple family had wondered if they should just invite everyone to join in and make it a big event, they had decided to keep it a family event mostly but didn't oppose the appearance of non-apple family related people who were partners of family members, however close friends were not to attend, otherwise Sweet Apple Acres would just become far too crowded, what with Applebloom and Applejack having seven friends collectively and that was only the two of them.

There were a decent amount of couples this time around, Applebloom and Tender Taps, Maud Pie and Mud Briar, Cloudy Quartz and Igneous Rock and while Marble and Limestone were not officially an incestuous lesbian couple, everyone was pretty sure that they were banging. Some guests however did carry a tint of sadness, namely Grand Pear, he was the only member of the pear family who attended, which seemed to indicate that he was the last living member of the pear family. The only person Applejack was worried about was Pinkie Pie, Pinkie was already an insane party-going kind of girl but was even worse once she hit the drinks table. Pinkie Pie had an addiction to cider that rivaled even the most hardcore alcoholics and it completely fucked her up, Applejack was not just worried for Pinkie's health but also for her safety, ever since Pinkie had reached legal drinking age Applejack had heard dirty desperate boys saying phrases like "Give Pinkie some cider and you'll get inside her" or "Get Pinkie drunk and she'll swallow your spunk". The most unfortunate thing about it was that is was probably true, given the right situation a drunk Pinkie Pie would probably be the kind of slut who'll shag anything with a pulse.

Luckily after so many years of holding the reunion, Applejack was prepared for those kinds of possibilities, whether a family member had to stay overnight or wanted to have sex with their significant other at some point, there were a few spare rooms in the family home and even a couple of make shift beds in the barn. Pinkie Pie was excited about tonight, it would be the first time she and her family would actually be able to attend the apple family reunion after the discovery that she and Applejack were distantly related. The bell rang out, calling for everyone to meet in front of the barn for Applejack to give a small speech and basically get the evening started, Applejack stacked some crates and stood on top of them so she was able to see everyone and address them all as a crowd "Howdy y'all! Welcome to the apple family reunion! I'm mighty glad to-"

Applejack's speech was interrupted when she saw Mud Briar with his hand up "Um... what is it Mud Briar?" Mud Briar put his hand town and spoke out rather eloquently "Technically, neither me nor Tender Taps have any relation to the apple family whatsoever, the only people here who are related to the apple family are Grand Pear and the members of the pie family, so this is more of a reunion that caters to relatives and their significant others rather than the apple family as a whole". Mud Briar, life and soul of the party.

Applejack sighed and said "Yes thank you Mud Briar, anyways welcome-"

Applejack's speech was interrupted yet again by Mud Briar who somehow still had more to say "Furthermore, since myself, Tender Taps, Grand Pear and the pie family are newcomers to this event, i.e. this is the first time we are experiencing it, it cannot truly be a reunion because we have not been part of this family union before now".

Applejack raised her voice and said "Yes, THANK YOU Mud Briar, now let me finish if y'all don't mind!" Mud Briar remained silent. Applejack cleared her throat and spoke up, hopefully, for the last time without interruption "Welcome to the reunion everyone! I'm hoping y'all have some fun with the activities we got planned, plus the food and drink, music and also just some down time to have a good ol' chat! Now let's get this party started!" Everyone let out a cry of excitement, even the very stoic pie family, then the night got underway.

Things were initially nice and light-hearted when the activities got started. Family members were bobbing for apples, having a game of bingo, charades, there was a play area for children, any number of activities for the young or the old with fun things to do both old and new. Applejack tried to keep everyone occupied and for Pinkie Pie's sake tried not to bring out the food and drinks until later, in the meantime Applejack just monitored the area to make sure everyone was having fun and for the most part she was pleased with what she saw, but for all the good things she saw there were some family members who were up to some questionable things that were definitely not on the list of "things-to-do" at the reunion. She noticed Applebloom and Tender Taps had snuck away from the crowd to hide behind the barn for some kissing, which on it's own would have been fine, the only problem Applejack had with it was that Applebloom had decided to give Tender Taps a hand job whilst they were kissing. Applejack decided to just leave it be, so long as it didn't disturb the peace or scar any kids for life, she didn't give a fuck who's dick Applebloom decided to play with.

Applejack also found a couple who had broken away from the rest of the family to have some fun around the back of the house, but rather than tender kissing and light foreplay, she found a girl moaning whorishly whilst her cousin roughly fucked her pussy. Applejack just rolled her eyes and went about her business, the biggest shock was when she decided to look in on her horses, only to find one lone girl crouched beneath Chester staring at his partially erect cock. This time the person in question saw that she had been caught and with wide panicked eyes she went "Wait wait wait! This isn't what it looks like!"

Applejack just shushed her and said "I was never here, I never saw this, what you're doin' isn't illegal so you do what you gotta do and I'm gonna look the other way" and with that Applejack just closed the barn door.

After Applejack had gone, Fluttershy suddenly popped her head up from behind a bale of hay "Are we busted?" The girl just shook her head, Fluttershy sighed and said "Phew good, I knew I shouldn't have snuck in during the apple family reunion, but when a girl feels the need to do kinky cunt stuff with a four-legged fuck machine, you'd have to kill her to stop her!"

Back at the reunion, it was getting dark sooner than expected, so Applejack busted out the sparklers and the fireworks. Applejack was getting nervous though, it wouldn't be long before the dance music started up and the food and drinks were brought out and while she found it funny that Rainbow Dash loved cider but was only able to drink it during cider season and not at the reunion, now that Pinkie Pie was technically a part of the family, she would be able to chug all the cider she could want to her hearts content that night until she was completely wasted, which wasn't funny to Applejack at all. The place soon became alive with music of all kinds, some of the tracks were classic and good for just a jolly old dance with friends and family members, others were slow and lovely, perfect for romantic dances, then there was the music that allowed the female members of the family to act like total and utter sluts of the highest order.

It was no secret in the apple family that if there was a family member you fancied a roll in the hay with, so long as the sex was between two consenting adults of legal age that were not under the influence of alcohol and used protection to stop any potential pregnancy, then you were good to go. Applejack had normally turned a blind eye to this and gone to bed, she had to find out the hard way that incest wasn't actually illegal and that these seemingly heinous acts that the apple family committed at every reunion were, in the eyes of the law, perfectly fine. The girls liked to use flirtation through dance in order to show an uncle, a nephew, a sister, a mother or whatever relative they wanted to get frisky with that they were interested, almost like a mating display. The everlasting favorite of the dance moves was twerking, every year at least one girl did it and ended up flashing their panty-clad butt cheeks as a result, other girls would actually grind their asses up against their chosen fuck buddy for the night to the point that they practically became lap dances. When Applebloom had reached legal age, a couple of girls and some boys tried to entice her into some bedroom fun, the same went for Applejack and Big Mac, but none of them were ever very interested. Applejack never wanted to do it because she thought it was wrong up until that point, Big Mac had only fucked one girl due to a moment of weakness and Applebloom did some kissing with Babs Seed as a dare, but it was never anything more than that.

The main spectacle of the night though, was Pinkie Pie, she had already had countless cups of cider and she was already very clearly acting weirder than usual. She was stumbling around, talking gibberish, knocking things over and basically making tomorrow's apple family reunion aftermath clean up project a hell of a lot more fucking difficult. It was lucky that there weren't any drugs available, otherwise Pinkie's brain would end up on an LSD trip that most likely would have driven her mad. Some apple family members had suggested adding drugs to the party and at one point even tried to smuggle some in, but most of the family agreed to ban drugs for two reasons, one being the obvious "they were illegal" reason and two being that there were children at the reunion who might take them by accident, even if they were put on the "adult" table where all the booze was. The kids had their own table of food and soft drinks and yet were still occasionally found mistakenly picking up an alcoholic beverage, so it was hard enough to keep track of that let alone adding drugs into the mix, truth be told, it was surprising that not one single apple family member had come away from the reunion without any kind of trauma or psychological issues considering the kind of shit everyone got up to, probably because they were smart enough to do it without getting noticed or keeping it well hidden.

However, like with every family, there were always gonna be trouble makers. A few years ago some of the apple family members were caught doing cocaine in the bathroom and some family members were forgetting the rules about fucking, some fucked people who were drunk and therefore unable to make proper decisions i.e. truly consent to the sex and some didn't bother with protection either. Nothing truly terrible ever came of those events, which was a stroke of good fortune, but for about four or five reunions after that Applejack had invited some police officers to attend and enforce the law. Ever since then, the cops only checked in every now and then because it seemed everyone had bucked their ideas up and they weren't required to constantly supervise what was essentially a family get together. Applejack saw that Pinkie pie had all but cleared the table of alcoholic beverages and groaned in annoyance, she would have intervened but she figured there was fuck all she could do about it now, so she just tried to enjoy the rest of the evening and let Pinkie Pie face the music when she woke up with a hangover that made her head feel like it had been hit with a sledgehammer.

Pinkie Pie meanwhile was giggling uncontrollably and having a whale of a time, the rest of the pie family were enjoying themselves as well, though in very different ways. Cloudy Quartz was having a nice chat with Granny Smith, Igneous Rock was having a conversation with Grand Pear, Limestone seemed to be managing to have a friendly interaction with Big Mac whilst Marble clung to her side and Maud was with Mud Briar, giving each other presents to mark the anniversary of their first meeting. As the night progressed things got calmer and calmer, more and more members of the apple family took their leave, the unfortunate part was that Pinkie Pie had only become more and more inebriated and for some reason still hadn't passed out, it was incredible in a way.

Applejack sighed and said "Well, I can't exactly send you home when Pinkie Pie is in such a state!"

Limestone decided to cut in and say "Look AJ it's fine, we'll just-"

Applejack interrupted and went "No! I won't hear of it! I insist you all stay the night, it's for the best". The pie family all seemed to agree with that and they all made their way to their own individual rooms.