Twilet

The light of the rising sun hits my eyelids and pulls me out of my dream. I groan and roll over, burying my face in my pillow, but it's no use. Now that I'm awake I can feel the pressure in my bladder and I know I have to get up. I toss the covers the rest of the way off using my magic and climb off my bed. I make my way out into the crystal halls of the Castle of Friendship. I got lost a lot when I first moved in, but with Twilight's help and a lot of trial and error, I learned my way. Now, I have no trouble finding the room I'm looking for. I open the door in front of me, and walk inside. It's a nice room, lined with bookshelves that are filled with books and momentos alike. Against one wall is an ornate four poster bed fit for the princess sleeping in it.

I trot over to Twi, gently step up onto the bed and shift so that I'm standing above her with my hips and sheath directly above her face. I sigh as I begin to urinate on her face. Twilight wakes up with a spluttering cough, some of my piss must have gotten in her nose. After a few moments the sound of my stream changes as Twi opens her mouth to catch my stream. The sound changes back as Twilight swallows. After a few more moments, my stream slows to a stop as my bladder runs dry.

I hop off of the bed now that my bladder is empty and smile at Twilight. Her face and mane are soaked, and so is the pillow her head is resting on. "Good morning Twilight."

"Good morning yourself." Twilight says, smiling back as she tosses the covers off and rolls out of bed. "Thanks for the wakeup call."

"You're welcome." I reply as I make my way out of her room and to the kitchen. I set to work cooking up breakfast for us; cracking eggs into the skillet, putting strips of hay bacon in a frying pan and mixing pancake batter in a bowl. Cooking may not be my special talent, but I love to do it. It takes about twenty minutes for me to cook everything, but when I'm done, there are two full plates on the dining room table. Each plate has three pancakes, two eggs, three strips of hay bacon and a mini-pitcher of syrup next to it. Twi enters the dining room not long after I set the plates on the table. She joins me at the table and we enjoy breakfast together.

~ooo~

After breakfast I return to my room for a quick shower. I only wear my armor for ceremonies at Twilight's instance, so I put on my guard vest. Rarity made the vest and Twilight enchanted it to provide better protection. The vest is a rich purple and has Twilight's cutie mark embroidered on the front. With my vest on, I begin my Friday routine; starting with a patrol around the perimeter of the castle. As usual there's nothing that needs my attention, not even the Crusaders helping a pony get their cutie mark in mural painting by painting the back of the castle.

When I reach the mural, a depiction of Twilight and her friends wearing the Elements of Harmony, I check for any signs of damage. Twilight's preservation spells appear to be doing the job, since I can't see any damage. As I continue my patrol, I see Rainbow Dash zoom by overhead in a streak of color, I watch her until she's out of sight. I end my patrol and step inside, checking the entrance way before taking up my station near the door. The next couple hours pass slowly, especially since today is Friday and most ponies are busy with work or errands.

At the third hour mark I have to go to pee again, thanks to the juice and tea I had with breakfast. I trot my way through the halls and into the library, where I find Twilight reading a book. She's lying on a cushion on the floor, so I approach her from behind and step up so I'm standing above her. She cranes her head back to look up at me and I smile back as I start peeing on her. My stream cascades into her back, darkening her fur with my urine. What doesn't soak into her coat pours down her side and over her wings. She hums, closes her eyes and lays her head down, enjoying the warmth of my piss on her back. I use my magic to aim my shaft and soak more of her back with my urine until my stream wanes.

With a sigh, my bladder runs dry and I whisper in her ear, "Thanks Twilet."

Twi smiles and blushes at my nickname for her as I step back from over top of her. I head back to my post and leave her to her reading. Time passes just as slowly once I'm back at my post. Another two quiet hours pass and it's time for my midday patrol. Once more I leave the castle and walk around the perimeter. More ponies are out and about, enjoying the day. Some wave to me, and I nod back with a smile while others pass on by, focused on their destination. My patrol turns up nothing, as expected and I head back inside. It's getting close to lunch time and I need to relieve myself again.

I make my way to the library and find that Twilight is still reading, albeit a different book. She looks up when I enter but turns her attention back to her book when she sees it's me. I move over to her, turn around and back up until my thighs press against her cheek. Twilight moves her book away as I lift my tail. I push a good sized horseapple out onto her head, it's hard enough to keep its form and roll off the other side. With a grunt I push a second horseapple out, this one is softer and sticks to the top of her head. A third one joins the second on top of her head, this one is even softer than the last one. One last mushy horseapple lands on her head and the whole mess slides down the other side of her head, hitting the floor with a wet plop.

I step away from her and turn back around to take a look at her. Twilight's mane is flattened where the horseapples landed and she has a brown streak that runs down to the right side of her face to where the shit slid off. She's smiling as she light's her horn and picks up a piece of my shit and stuffs it in her mouth. I can feel myself getting hard watching chew and swallow my shit. She scoops up more and stuffs it in her mouth, this time after chewing for a few moments she opens her mouth for me to see, her mouth is coated in my brown shit.

My cock slaps against my belly. I step over her so that I can slip my cock into her shit filled mouth. Her lips wrap around me and I push my hips forward, the underside of my cock slides against her shit covered tongue as I push into her throat. As my balls come to rest against her chin, Twilight swallows and I groan as her throat massages my shaft. After a few moments I pull back and start fucking her face. I start slow, pumping my dick in and out of her mouth as she grinds her tongue against the underside of it, making me moan. She swallows again as I push into her throat and I pick up the pace. I thrust faster into her mouth, my balls slapping softly against her chin. She hums as I fuck her face, her magic coming to life and fucking her pussy with a magic cock.

I thrust faster as my cock twitches in her mouth. I can feel myself getting close so I pull out of her mouth and fall back on my haunches. Using my magic I stroke my cock and push myself over the edge. Twilight leans in as the first jet of cum shoots from my tip and it splatters into her waiting mouth. The second makes a nice off-white trail up her muzzle and onto her horn as she pulls back. A third gets her cheek before I aim my penis higher and the fourth lands on her hair. Two more weaker pulses hit her chin and neck as my orgasm subsides. Twilight looks glorious, streaked with cum and a mouth full shit into her mouth.

After a few more mouthfuls, Twilight finishes the last of my shit and licks her lips. I stand back up and step over her again, this time when she opens her mouth I start peeing. The sound of my urine filling her mouth is satisfying. I fill her mouth until it's overflowing, she swallows what she has in her mouth while the last of my stream splatters her face. Now that my bladder is empty I step back again and smile. Twilight is a glorious mess of shit, piss and cum.

"Mmm, thanks for that," Twilight says as she stands up, "I'll need another shower but it is well worth the fun."

"You're welcome Twilight. I’ll get a proper lunch ready for you if you want to go take a shower." I say as I turn towards the door, “I think you look perfect as is.”

Twilight blushes at that, "Thanks, but I still need to take a shower. I’m meeting Rarity for tea at three and you know how she gets when someone makes a mess of her cushions."

“Too true,” I chuckle, “her home is her temple, and Celestia help you if you mess it up. Now go take your shower. I’ll have a light lunch ready by the time you’re done.”

Twilight nods and heads off to take her shower. When I get to the kitchen I pull out the bread, some daisies and a jar of mustard. I take a single slice of bread from the loaf, spread mustard on it, and cut it in half. I add daisies to one half and fold one half over the other, before plating the half sandwich. As I’m putting away the ingredients, I pull out a glass jug of apple juice and a small cup from the cabinet. I fill the cup most of the way and set it next to the plate, while putting away the jug. With Twi’s meal ready I start on my own lunch. I pull out lettuce, tomato, a carrot, and a cucumber, and chop me up a salad. As I’m setting the food on the table Twilight walks into the dining room, her coat clean and her mane styled.

“I still think you looked better covered in shit, but Rarity will appreciate it,” I say as I take a seat at the table.

“Me too, but Rarity would never let me hear the end of it if I got another one of her cushions that dirty,” Twilight says as she sits down. She takes a bite of her sandwich and hums happily before taking another bite. “Thank you for making this for me.”

“No problem.” I say before taking a bite of my salad. “I’m glad I met you at that convention.”

“Me too.” Twilight says after taking a sip of her apple juice.

The rest of the meal passes in content silence. When Twilight’s finished with her half-sandwich and juice, I levitate her plate and cup over to me while I scoop up my salad bowl. I walk the dishes into the kitchen and start cleaning them up while Twilight heads back to the library. Once the dishes are in the drying rack, I head back to my post. After an hour Twilight walks into the foyer.

“Have a good time at Rarity’s, Twi.”

She nods, “I will. I’ll probably be back for dinner but with how she loves to gossip, I may be late.”

“Don’t worry, I’ll have something waiting for you if you’re late.” I give her a salute and a cheesy smile, “Your trusty guard is on it.”

My joke makes her laugh and smile too, “Alright, I’m off. Keep the castle secure, my ‘trusty guard’.”

I give her a proper salute this time as she leaves the castle. With Twilight gone the castle is quiet. Starlight is visiting Sunburst in the Crystal Empire, and Spike is in the dragon lands looking for answers, as well as writing a book on dragons. Truth be told, I spend most Fridays guarding the door because there's not much else Twilight needs help with. Not that she actually needs a guard, she could kick ass faster than Rainbow Dash if she needs to. No, this was just part of our agreement.

When the clock finally rolls around to five, I head outside for the last patrol around the base of the castle. Predictably, nothing has changed, so I make my way back inside and to the kitchen. I pull out the things I need to make a stew, and begin preparing dinner.

~ooo~

About an hour and a half later while I'm dishing myself up a bowl of the stew, Twilight enters the kitchen. She's tired but smiling as she makes her way over to the dining room table. I take another bowl out of the cabinet and dish her up some as well. "How was tea with Rarity?" I ask as I set her bowl of stew in front of her and join her at the table.

"It was great! Rarity has a new client from the Manehattan Radio Studio, but she can't say who it is yet. Probably one of their best singers, but that only narrows it down to seven ponies." Twilight replies before taking a spoon full of her stew. "She also received a package from Spike, filled with gems and a letter. Seems Spike is doing good, and that he's making progress on his book."

"Spike's a good kid, and what he's doing is quite mature; your influence no doubt." I reply before taking a bite of stew.

"Mmp," Twilight swallows down a mouth full of her stew, "I can't take all the credit. I raised him while I was Celestia's student, and I had help."

"Yeah, but you're like an older sister to him. That will always matter more to him than the help you recieved from other ponies." I say taking a spoonful of the broth from my bowl.

Twilight pauses to think about that for a moment, "You have a good point. I may have raised him, but he's always been more like a younger brother to me."

The rest of the meal passes quietly as Twilight mulls things over. I wash the dishes and store the rest of the stew, while Twilight sits at the table and sips a glass of red wine. She's still just as pensive as she was earlier. When the clean up is done, I walk over to Twi and put a hoof on her shoulder. "Send him a letter, tell him you miss him and how proud you are of him. And when he comes back, talk to him, be honest and I have no doubt he will surprise you."

"Thanks Silver, you've been a great friend." Twi says as she sets her glass down and pulls me into a hug.

I wrap a hoof around her and give her a squeeze, "You too, Twilight."

After a couple of moments we broke apart the hug and Twilight floated the wineglass over to the sink. "I'm going to grab a book and head to bed."

"I'll swing by at ten to make sure you're asleep." I say as I grab a hard cider from the fridge.

"Don't worry, I'll be asleep by then." She replies as she stands up from the table.

"Good. Even Alicorn Princesses need their sleep."

We part ways as I head up stairs to the balcony so I can watch the stars as Princess Luna raises the moon. Sitting on the balcony and watching the moon rise while sipping my cider is my favorite way to wind down the day. Eventually though I have to head in and swing by Twilight's room. I quietly open the door and peek in, finding her fast asleep with her head on a book. I use my magic to gently swap the book for her pillow, and tuck her in. With my part of our deal fulfilled, I head to my own room and get some rest too.