Twilet

Sunday mornings are lazy in Twilight's castle. Twilight actually sleeps in on Sundays, which is why she's just now walking into the kitchen. I smile and pour her a mug of tea from the pot I have with me at the table. Twi mumbles a 'thank you' as she sits down at the table and takes a big sip of her tea. After a few smaller sips of tea, Twilight starts to perk up. "Sleep well?" I ask, taking a sip of my own mug of tea.

Twilight has another sip and hums, "Yeah, I slept great. Thanks for the massage last night, I needed it after that debacle yesterday."

"Glad it helped." I drain the last of my mug and stand up, "what'cha want for breakfast Twi?"

Twilight sips her tea and thinks for a moment, "Cereal, please."

"One bowl of cereal coming right up." I reply as I walk back into the kitchen with my mug and set it in the sink. I pull out a bowl and set it on the counter, before heading over to the pantry. "What kind of cereal do you want Twi?"

"Cinnamon Crisp if we've got any left."

I levitate the box off the shelf and pour the cereal into the bowl before returning the box to the pantry. I close up the pantry and head back over to the counter where I float the bowl off of the counter and up to my sheath. With a sigh relax my bladder, and start to pee into the cereal. After a few moments I cut off my stream, and float the bowl back up to the counter so I can put a spoon in it. With Twilight's breakfast ready, I walk back over to the table and set it in front of her. "Here you go Twi."

"Thanks Silver." She says before taking a spoonful of the cereal.

"No problem." I say as I take a seat and go back to the paper I was reading when she came in. Twilight crunches away at her cereal, stopping to sip her tea from time to time, and time rolls by slowly. When Twilight's done with breakfast she takes her bowl and mug into the kitchen, and sets them in the sink. She grabs a glass from the cabinets and sits back down at the table.

"Got any more for me?" She asks, setting the glass down next to my paper.

"Yeah, but not too much. Most went into your cereal." I stand up and levitate the glass under me. I push and a stream of urine starts to fill the glass. It takes about ten seconds for my bladder to empty completely. When I'm done the glass is mostly full and I set it back on the table in front of her with a smile. "Here you go. One glass of fresh piss, enjoy."

Twilight smiles and takes a sip. "It's delicious, thank you."

"You're welcome. If you don't have anywhere you need to be soon, I have something else for you." I say as I fold up the newspaper.

"Let me finish my drink first." Twilight takes a sip, and then another. A few more sips and she finishes off the glass. With her drink done, she sets the glass on the table and moves to an open spot on the floor, where she lies down on her back. I stand up and walk over to her, circling her to decide where to deposit my load.

"Spread 'em,'' I tell her and tap her right hind hoof. She spreads her legs wide, showing off her cunt which I am to paint brown. I turn around and back up to her, lifting my tail and watching my steps so that I line up right. When I'm in position, I start pushing and a wet horseapple slips out of my ass and plops right onto her twat. Twilight moans as my muck meets her mound, and it's joined by a second ball of shit shortly after. I clench so I don't drop the rest on her pussy and walk my way around to her head. After a couple careful steps backwards, I'm able to push one out onto her chest. This one is much mushier and makes a big splat when it hits her chest. "I've got one more in me Twi, where do you want it?"

"My mouth," Twilight says before opening her mouth wide.

I shimy forward so that I can squat down. With a hard push I squeeze the last of my poop out and straight into her mouth. With my ass empty, I step away and look her over. Her chest is a mess, so is her cunt, and she's happily chewing on a mouthful of my shit. One of her hooves is massaging her cunt while another is smearing the crap around her chest. My cock drops from my sheath as I watch. As Twi brings her other hoof to her marehood I circle around so I'm facing her pussy, sit down and wrap my hoof around my hard shaft. I start to stroke my shaft as she moans and rubs my shit into her twat.

As she works her hooves she uses her magic to scoop up more poop and stuff it into her mouth. Seeing her stuffing my feces into her mouth makes pre-cum drip from my cock. I groan and stroke myself faster. Twilight shifts to using one hoof to masturbate while licking the shit off of the other and moaning. I keep pumping my shaft as she slowly licks her hoof clean. After a minute Twi switches to a magic dildo and alternates which hoof she's licking shit off. She even scoops up a big hoof of shit and stuffs it in her mouth. I'm real close, so I stand up and make my way around to her face so I can blast it with my cum. My cock is almost painfully hard as I step up and aim it at her. Twilight's magic wraps around my cock and starts stroking as she drives her magic dildo home, crying out as she orgasms.

I'm quickly driven over the edge by the touch of Twi's magic. I groan loudly as my cock flares and my cum plasters her face. Every shot rains down on her closed eyes, muzzle, forehead and horn. When my orgasm subsides I fall back on my haunches panting. Twilight is a sexy panting mess, stained with shit and pissing herself from an overwhelming orgasm.

"Fuck, that was hot," I pant as I stand up on shaky legs. "Need some water Twi?"

"Yeah," she pants, "could use a glass… or three."

I grab two glasses from the cabinet, fill them with water and carry them over. "Start with one, and I'll grab you more if you need it."

Twilight rolls over onto her hooves and sits up so she can drink it. As we're drinking our water, we hear the sound of clapping hooves and look to see Starlight sitting by the door. "That was a hot performance. Thanks for the show."

"If you'd like, I can show you what it's like," I tease as Starlight walks into the kitchen.

"Nah, I'm good." She says as she pulls the apple juice out of the fridge and pours herself a glass, "besides, you know I prefer to watch anyway."

"Ever the voyeur," I say before finishing my glass of water.

Starlight takes a sip of her apple juice and then promptly spits it back out, "ugh, what's wrong with this juice."

I sigh and roll my eyes, "where'd you get the glass?"

"The sink-Oh." She face hoofs and grabs a clean glass from the cabinet.

"I think you might secretly want to drink my piss Starlight. What is this, the fifth time this has happened?" I say as I float Twilight's glass over to the sink and fill it again.

"Ugh, it's the sixth time. I doubt I will ever ask to drink your piss. I have no idea how you can stomach it Twi." She says as she fills the clean glass with apple juice and takes a sip. "Ahh, much better."

Twilight smiles and drains her second glass of water, "It's all about how you start. When I first started I would drink lots of sugary stuff and my pee wasn't as bitter. As time went on I had less and less sugar and adapted to the taste."

"Don't look at me," I reply, "I'm the one doing the pissing."

"And shitting." Twilight adds as she wipes the cum from her face with her foreleg. When she looks at the clock she gasps. "Crap, I'm late for my flight training with Rainbow."

Before I can stop her, she's out the door. "I wonder when she'll realize she's still covered in shit?"

"I wouldn't worry," Starlight says as she grabs an apple and sits at the table, "the town is used to your antics."

"You're right. Plus she'll need a shower after her workout with Rainbow." I turn towards the door, and then look back at her. "The offer still stands if you ever decide to do more than just watch."

"Maybe someday, but for now I'm still figuring things out." She says before biting into her apple and picking up the paper I left on the table. I nod and head off to take a shower.

~ooo~

Twilight returns a little bit after noon, and enters the kitchen as I'm cleaning up from lunch. I set the glass I've just finished cleaning into the drying rack and walk over to her. I motion for her to lay down on the floor. When she does, I walk around behind her and straddle her back. With a grunt, my urine jets out onto her back. My piss quickly soaks into her fur and pools under her belly while droplets arc off of her as I put even more pressure into my stream. With the extra pressure my bladder runs dry quickly with a content sigh. "Welcome back Twi."

"Good to be back," she says as she slips out from underneath me. "Guess you really needed me, huh?"

"Like you wouldn't believe," I say with a nod as I head back to the sink to clean the last dish.

"Glad I got back in time," Twi says as she goes and grabs a glass.

"I certainly appreciate your timing." I put the dish in the drying rack and step out of the way so she can access the sink. Twilight has herself a couple of glasses of water before grabbing herself an apple and some cheese from the fridge. With a twinkle of magic she splits the apple into six even slices before cutting herself a couple of slices off of the brick of cheese. As much fun as it is to watch Twilight work her magic, I still have to do my midday patrol so I leave her to it. After my patrol is done I help with cleaning and dusting the castle, and the rest of the day passes quickly.