The chaos of man

Eventually I found myself in the field that I arrived in equestria at and lay down in the grass to stare up at the stars  i then tried to find constellations in the sky and I found that where Orion would be was Orion but he was a pony, a unicorn to be precise and I figured that that made sense seeming as though Orion was a human on earth and humans where the dominant race on earth and in equestria it was a pony and well you know the rest. I could not recognize any other constellations.

      I started to let my mind wander and it found itself on the comparison of the night on earth to the night in equestria and I thought to myself,

"the night is so much nicer without light pollution."

 Then I saw Luna beside me and she said,

 "I am glad that you like my night"

 then I realized that I thought out loud and face-palmed myself feeling stupid and then I asked,

"do you come to this field often?"

"only when we sence a presence of a being with a heart of gold and a plethora of chaotic energy"

 she replied I said in a abnormaly calm voice considering the events that have transpired

"hmmm I did not know of chaotic energy within me but I guess that explains how I got here in the first place. Do you mean you and celestia or are you still getting used to modern language?"

 she said,

" I do mean celestia and I sir Austin, but yes we both assume that on your world you where building chaotic energy without knowing how to release it so the energy eventually manifested itself in to a portal to something you desired. And since your theory on universes is actually the correct one the portal could be opened"

I quickly responded,

"wait, how do you know so much about me and my personal theories on the multiverse theory"

"sorry I had to read your mind so that I could see that you are not a threat to equestria"

 and eventually she left and I started to drift off into yet another dream less sleep. When I woke up I forgot I was in equestria and went through my normal routine I jumped off my lofted bed (in reality I was floating in my sleep) I went to my dresser and took out some clothes (in reality I just looked like a mime getting dressed) then I went to the restroom down the hall (the first door looked like I was a mime yet again but on the bathroom door a door materialized in front of me and inside it from one side was a small human bathroom) then I realized where I was at and then I became aware of the bathroom that I made

      I then said "Da FUQ?!"

 and then I tried opening a door to my room and it worked! I went in my room and grabbed my katana so that I could stash it by the everfree just In case  of an attack on ponyville then I realized that I was floating in my sleep so then I thought

 "in equestria I must have a lot of strange magic, maybe this is the chaotic energy Luna told me about"

 so I spent the day learning my magical abilities apparently if I think something would happen (subconsciously or not) it would i then thought of a great prank to pull on twilight...

I then floated into town incognito trying as hard as possible to make my way to the library with as little fuss made about me as possible. All in all ponyville was being a lot like manhattan (yes its supposed to be a reference to a earth town) that day no pony looked up. I floated into a window and I stuck to the ceiling and then put on my best discord voice (witch is terrible by the way) and said

"IT IS I DISCORD I HAVE COME TO MAKE A MOCKERY OF MYSELF AND GET DEFEATED BY THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY ONCE AGAIN!"

At this she looked around the room for the source of the noise and said,

"who are you I know your not discord"

At this I dropped down from the ceiling but only my head so I was floating upside down and said,

"awww was I not convincing enough? Darn I thought I did a pretty good impression"

She jumped at the sight of me floating upside down in the library and then said,

"how are you doing that? I thought humans didn't have magic. But that was a good prank though I almost thought it was dash or pinkie"

I relayed my knowledge back to her in the best I could and said,

"I guess some humans have magic but don't know how to use it I think Luna said something about me building up chaotic energy and then subconsciously teleporting my self to a place I desired to be in order to release the energy I had built up. I personally think that chaotic energy can cause insanity if it is left in your body too long and that's what happened to discord. "

She was surprised by my serious tone  all of a sudden and just stood there mystified  by my long and deep comment

"wow that's an intelligent outlook on things you should write a book on that."

I simply stated,

"nawwww I'm a terrible writer I'd probably never be able to write a story that has more than 3000 words when I'm writing I often get lazy and skip minor details but when I'm talking I go into the small details because I find it easier to talk than to write but I'm working on that, but a book maybe that would be something that I could tell somepony else and have them write down, like a scribe or something and they could then also expand on my ideas and perfect them"

She than said,

 well that's what I did with this book on human history that I wrote from your recollection of your history classes"

She then showed me a large book titled "the history of the human race" I read the authors on it and it said

By: twilight sparkle and Austin Butcher

I said

"wow you actually turned that pile of notes in to an actual book, did you send it to be published?"

"well  I was about to send a copy of it to celestia to read but then you started dropping down from the ceiling and talking like discord"

"oh yeah sorry I impeded your book teleporting carry on"

I said as she duplicated the book and sent a copy straight to celestia via spike

Meanwhile at the royal palace:

Celestia was about to settle down and read a book when a magical green flame came in through the fireplace she thought

"oh look a new friendship report from twilight that will do!"

Then where she was expecting a letter materialized a whole book that was about human history. The princess didn't get surprised much but this was one of the few times she was and it was a shame for she just took a drink of her afternoon tea.