The chaos of man

Back in the library,

"So... What are your plans now Austin"

Twilight said after the book was sent on its way and I replied

"well I think I'll see if that field I arrived in can be used for a house of mine because if my calculations are correct at exactly 12:38 am princess Luna will be in the field to check up on me and will look at the stars until I say something about her presence. Really I'm just going to spout a seemingly random comment about using the land one minuet after she arrives."

She asked what math I used and I said the math of chaotic impulse and she just took it like a pinkie thing and changed the subject.

"ok then how are you going to build the house, I mean it's not like you have any bits"

I contemplated this fact and said

"then I'll ask to borrow a pick and a shovel the rest will probably be chaotic. I'm thinking of having an M.C. Escher stairwell like this"

At that I pulled a copy of Escher's relativity from thin air (stewie on family guy called it crazy stairs) twilight said

"I can't see how that could ever work."

Then I pulled out a copy of his original waterfall and said

"then I guess this wouldn't work as a water feature would it"

She just stood there and facehoofed at my silliness. She then said

"well it would only work if you can reach the top of these stairs"

and pulled out the 'endless staircase' picture from her saddlebag

"now you're getting the hang of it!"

I exclaimed and then summoned a mini storm cloud that rained espresso over my coffee mug (that I just spawned from air). The espresso rain wasn't as good as the coffee from the night before but it was still good. By the time I finished my coffee it was 10:55 so I said goodbye and went to the field it was only 11 o'clock by then so I started making a mental plan for my house I eventually decided to make it a small cottage with a bedroom that had a lofted bed in it (because why not?) and a kitchen across the hall and then a nice living room to the side of them both with a game room on the other side (like pool and poker and maybe an pinball machine) the bathroom would be as the bedroom was to the kitchen and a small hallway between all the rooms. It was then 12:40 and then I said nonchalantly

"I wonder if celestia would let me build a home here?"

Luna then said,

"well that's funny she just asked for you to be brought to the castle."

"well then lets fly!"

I said as I jumped in the air and started floating towards Canterlot. On the way to the palace me and Luna had a chat about the real plans for my house.

"well I'm thinking just the plot of land would be great and if I could borrow tools like a pickaxe, stone saw, shovel, triangular mortar thingy. You know that kind of stuff I'll just collect the recourses that I need from under the plot. Besides, it'll make a great basement!"

Well that seems nice a little stone cottage in the middle of a field, what will you use the rest of the land for?"

"I don't know maybe as a training area for my chaotic magic or a chaotic beverage bottling area or something. I haven't really thought of that really."

After that we arrived at the castle she took me in through celestia's balcony and then Luna left and we talked,

"so why did you summon me today?"

"I just wanted to see the co author of this book you and twilight wrote, you really remember your classes well and your feelings about the wars and such is really relatable to the average pony, I never knew that a human could be so gentle you'd make a great advisor to royalty."

"why thank you princess coming from you that means a lot! So you know of our history too?"

"yes I do. Being an alicorn and all allows me to see into other universes and the like."

"that must be strange."

"yes it is sometimes it's sickening and sometimes it's hilarious"

"well can I ask you a favor"

"sure anything within reason for a noble guest to our lands."

"well that's just it I would like to build a home in the field that I arrived in and I request the ability to use that land and some tools to build the house"

"why that sounds acceptable and I will mark your territory with a spell that negates all forms of small acts of chaotic magic for you."

Thank you princess celestia I am grateful for your great generosity I hope to send a picture of my house when u am finished!"

"that would be lovely"

With that I traveled back home I found that she gave me practically the whole field almost up to the everfree. So I went about building my home. First I dug a hole until I found stone, this took a while because the dirt went deep. After that I mined some stone, I mined about 3 tons of stone and about 2 tons of dust. Then I built the floor, it was made of a couple of wooden planks I conjured along with some supports against the wall I filled in with my own recipe of concrete. Next I built all the walls, since I didn't have any materials other than stone the inside walls where almost the same as the outer walls just more paint. Then I built the roof, luckily I found some slate in the basement and I used I for the roof(along with cement). By the time I was done I had a nice house it was one floor with a bedroom down the hall when you came in the door (straight ahead). On your left when you walked in the door was a living room (with randomly colored and placed furniture!) and on the right was the dining room (a stone table and cookware bit chaotic chairs that where rainbow polka dot colored and then you walk past those rooms and then you find my bathroom and the kitchen. After that I was tired so I went all the way down the hall and went to sleep in a lofted bed.