'Damn! Ilooks beautiful.' Jeff thought as he looked down at Canterlot from his bvew point on Canterhorn mountain.
'Time for work.' he thought as he turned around and entered a cave. He pulled out a torch from his coat and turned it on. The torch didn't help very much but Jeff continued into the cave. After a while a letter mayerialized in front of him.
'Looks like they tried.' he took the letter and read its contents. His response was
Dear Pinkie Pie
I'm a bit busy at the moment. I don't want anyone to send me a letter for the next 10 minutes. Anyway I will your questions.
I'm not a meanie, Celestia just lies alot.
I like chocolate cake. I don't like parties too much but if you throw it I'll come.
I can be considered an alien by you but don't start calling me mr. Alien or that biz.
I am not going to conquer a country filled with racists and xenophobes.
Jeff

He sent the letter away with his magic. Continuing his walk in the cave he came across a stick.
'Found it'

The note helped Pinkie Pie find out a few things about Jeff.
"At least he won't attack us...", Fluttershy said.

"Still how coud he call us racists! Ponies are the most accepting creatures and we're definitely not xenophobic!", twilight shouted angrily after reading the note.

"I say we keep on sending him letters as revenge!", Rainbow added.

Jeff pulled out the small glass bottle that was buried on the spot that the stick marked. He cleaned it to look inside.
'Still there' he thought as he looked at the tiny airship that was inside. He quickly exited the cave and looked around for a suitable spot.
'Will I risk getting caught to arrive a bit early?'
'Yeah I will' he thought as he walked to the spot. He took the airship in a bottle and threw it at the rocky ground. The bottle broke just as expected and the tiny airship started floating in the air. After floating away from the mountain it started growing in size.
'I will never get used to that!' he thought as the airship reached full size. It was probably causing a panic down in Canterlot with its sudden appearance but Jeff didn't care. He jumped over to the small platform on the side that had a door that led inside. It was easy as the growing had caused the side of the ship to be much closer. He opened the door and stepped inside. The upper deck had a few bed rooms and a main hall. He walked to the pilot's cabin and started up the engines that would keep the ship afloat after all the magic holding up the ship would soon disappear. He pulled a lever and pressed four buttons. A grin was on his face under his gas mask as he heard the familiar sound of engines starting up.

In Canterlot, the guards were having a hard time keeping the citizens calm as a huge airship just appeared. A guard ran to the princesses to inform them of what has happened.

"Princess! A huge airship has appeared over Canterlot. We-"

"What is the name of the airship?", Celestia asked the guard.

"Jeff's flying dumpster."

Jeff removed his gas mask and put it in his bag. Removing the bag and throwing it on to the pilot's seat, an alarm sounded. Jeff groaned.
'I am already late!' He looked at the console and his right eye twitched a bit at the warning.

Warning: low on fuel.

The elements and the princesses had exited the castle. They were greeted with the sight of guards trying to calm down the panicked citizens. In the sky was a mighty airship with the name in big bold letters," JEFF'S FLYING DUMPSTER".
It had four propellers facing upwards and two propellers below them to facing forwards. Twilight was fascinated by the airship.

"That airship uses a balloon and propellers to hold itself up but who would be pedalling them?", twilight asked. Equestrian society wasn't advanced enough to have internal combustion engines.
The fast moving propellers that held the ship up started slowing causing the airship to start descending.

"The airship... it's going to ponyville!", Luna shouted.

"Okay. So, not enough fuel to get to my location. Let's see if there is aomewhere safe to land...", Jeff thought out loud as he headed towards the map on the wall.

"Gah! I'm stupid! I could've gotten a map at least!", he shouted after looking at the outdated map. It didn't even show Canterlot.

He looked out the cabin through the main window. He saw the Everfree forest, the only place that would be considered normal by any human if you remove the monsters it creates. It looked exactly like it did 1300 years ago. He spotted a town and decided to head in that direction. There was alot of gemstones that could be ground up and used as fuel over there.
He got in the pilot's seat and took the wheel. He could fly for another two hours at most.
'Onwards to random town!'

The elements had gotten into a chariot that was chasing after the airship but was lagging behind. There were three more chariots. Two had royal guards and the third had the princesses. Rainbow Dash was chasing after the ship and catching up.

She was going to catch this monster and save her town. She landed on top of the airship. There was a hatch leading downwards. She got to it and opened it thinking that Jeff didn't get to know. Jeff however was not dumb. There was an invisible barrier around the ship that senesed if something got close.

On the console a light flashed and Jeff immediately knew someone was coming. Putting the airship on autopilot, he thought about what to do. An idea came to his head. He made an illusion of him sitting on the couch in the living room. There was a hatch on the ceiling of the living room that led to the inside of the airship where the gas was stored in smaller balloons and to the top of the envelope(a zepplin for those who don't know). The infiltrator will most likely enter from there meaning that they would be greeted by his illusion. He put his mask on so the illusion also got a mask. Then he waited.

Rainbow Dash had never seen such a construct before. Unlike the airships she knew about this one had a complete frame with catwalks and balloons that held the gas. However she continued flying down the ladder. At the bottom she could see another hatch. She opened and immediately flew down, her eyes scanning the space for the monster. There he was, sitting on a couch as if he's innocent.

"Hello there miss Dash! Please take a seat. Also there won't be any refreshments.", he said in a cheerful voice.

"Don't miss. Dash me, monster! I'm here to stop you from destroying my home!", she shouted. He then stared at her for 10 seconds and then facepalmed.

"Why does everyone think that I want to destroy their homes?", he asked to no one in particular.

"Probably because you killed 100 ponies just like that!"

"What evidence is there?", Jeff asked Rainbow who had now landed on the floor.

"Princess Celestia said so."

"You know what, you're a fucking idiot like most of the population of this godforsaken place!", Jeff's illusion shouted as he got up from his seat. He continued,"Just because Sun butt said it, you'll believe it like the sheep you are!". His voice was becoming louder and angrier and this was scaring Rainbow. He started approaching her slowly while continuing, "When you were sent to the crystal empi- I mean kingdom, to go fight that mad king, Sun butt told you that he had enslaved the kingdom to dig a hole to get back his 'army'. I bet she never told you that it was actually his race that was falsely imprisoned and not an army! Did she tell you?!"

Rainbow gulped and answered,"No...".

"Exactly what I thought.", his illusion said as he huffed and crossed his arms. He continued, "Now how about get your ass off my ship, go to sun butt and ask why didn't she tell you", he said as he walked to the door on the side and opened it.

"Also tell sun butt that if she continues following me, I will change my objective to destroying that town. Now fuck off!", he shouted as Rainbow Dash exited the airship and sped back to the chariots.

Rainbow Dash had entered the princess' carriage and told them about the threat Jeff had made but left out the part about the empire. Princess Celestia however was not affected and called it a bluff. They were going to land in 10 minutes.

Rainbow Dash had finished telling the entire conversation including the bit about the empire to her friends in their carriage.

"Such uncouth language!", Rarity voiced her opinion.

"I agree with you on that but Princess Celestia lying to us! I can't believe that!", Twilight said, a bit amused by the monster's claims.

"I know but he didn't sound like he was lying...", Rainbow said as she rubbed the back of her head.

"Maybe we can have a talk with 'im. See whats 'is deal?", Apple Jack suggested.

"What would stop him from lying to us agian?", Twilight asked.

"We have the element of honesty right here who also doubles as a lie detector!", Pinkie said,"Besides, he was trapped in stone for very long so maybe he know something we don't."

"I think Pinkie is right. He did know about us being sent to the empire...", Fluttershy added.

This left Twilight deep in thought.

Jeff was in the pilot's seat thinking about how the conversation could've gone better. He slowly wandered to the first memories in Equestria.

Author's Note

I see that some of you have disliked the story. Please share in the comments why and how I can improve.