The Fuckage and The Stuckage

Mrs.Cake was casually tidying up around the bakery, even though Sugar Cube Corner wasn't opening today she liked to be prepared, plus with Pumpkin and Pound being at school she was able to take care of things at her own pace. The main thing she was looking forward to though, was her time with Pinkie Pie, she loved her husband deeply, but she was a woman with needs and he just wasn't fulfilling them as often as she would have liked. As time had gone on, he had started caring more about expanding the menu and less about railing his indescribably attractive wife, most of the people in town, both male and female would have killed just to spend 10 minutes worshiping her glorious body, most especially her ass.

Mrs.Cake's ass was so huge it was practically one third of what made up her entire body, it stuck out so far she would often bump into objects or knock over things by accident whenever she turned around, it was so shockingly round that her panties pretty much just disappeared in her deep ass crack as if they were caught in between two massive fleshy planets colliding into each other and it was so wide she had trouble squeezing through narrow doorways to the point where she had so often nearly become stuck that she had to have all of the doorways in Sugar Cube Corner enlarged so as to allow her caboose to easily join the rest of her in whatever room she was walking into. There was only one other person who had an ass that rivaled Mrs.Cake's and that person, was Pinkie Pie. Pinkie Pie may not have had the size that Mrs.Cake had, but she was pretty damn close and with the kind of proportions she had, chances were she would end up with an ass like Mrs.Cake once she reached the right age. Technically, the girls all knew that strictly speaking the biggest and hottest ass in town belonged to their number one favorite mare, Tink, though it hardly seemed a fair comparison.

A knock came at the door of Sugar Cube Corner, Mrs.Cake knew it Wasn't Pinkie Pie, she was still upstairs in her bedroom. Who could it be? She put down her feather duster and opened up the door to see the local mail girl, Derpy, with her trademark special eyes and adorable little uniform. "Package for a Ms.Pinkie Pie?"

Mrs.Cake said "Oh, I'll take that dear, do I need to sign anything?"

Derpy just shook her head and said "Nope! Have a nice day!"

As Derpy walked off, Mrs.Cake shut the door and observed the package, it was a decent size, but not too heavy. There was a label on it that read "Item No. 315311, 20 inch DD", what on Earth had Pinkie ordered in the mail? As she set it to one side, she did recall Pinkie mentioned she had bought something special for them both to play with, she could only imagine what it must have been. the part of the label that said "DD" made her think it must have been some kind of breast play item, that was her size after all, she knew that her big rump was her best asset, but she was fairly proud of her well-shaped and decently sized tits as well. A fair amount of people in town most certainly agreed if the stares that people thought she hadn't noticed were any indication. Suddenly there was a thudding noise coming from overhead, Pinkie Pie had woken up it seemed, as an extremely excited blur of pink flashed across Mrs.Cake's vision and was then met with the sight of Pinkie Pie smiling, screaming and jumping with the package in her hand.

Pinkie Pie started yelling "Yes! Yay! Woohoo! Alright! It's here! It's here it's here it's here it's here it's here it's here it's here it's here it's here it's here it's here it's here it's here it's-"

Pinkie was interrupted, thank goodness, by Mrs.Cake "Pinkie! Settle down! What is it?"

Pinkie was more excited than usual, which was a scary thought, in response she simply opened up the package to reveal what was inside. It wasn't, as Mrs.Cake predicted, a breast play item. "It's a double ended dildo" said Pinkie Pie, showing Mrs.Cake the box that it came in, "A nifty little thing I purchased for us both to use, one end goes in me and the other in you, then we simply bash our bodacious booties together and get to enjoy 10 inches worth of nice thick cock inside us!" Mrs.Cake was intrigued, young people these days had everything! Though she was curious about its shape, it wasn't exactly... well, human.

Pinkie Pie saw the look on Mrs.Cake's face and said "It's not technically a dick that belongs to any real creature, though I can say it was loosely based on a horse, with a few bits changed here and there for a pleasant experience". Pinkie Pie was starting to sound like she was in the dirtiest infomercial ever. Mrs.Cake was definitely up for it, she knew just as well as anyone else did that Pinkie Pie was the girl who would eventually inherit the title of "biggest ass" in town and she was already well on her way, so the thought of the two of them smacking their asses together with both of them receiving 10 delicious inches of dick was an idea that made Mrs.Cake shudder with anticipation.

"Well then Pinkie..." said Mrs.Cake "What are we waiting for? I've practically finished cleaning up here, why don't we go to your room and give this thing a test drive huh?"

Pinkie nodded as fast as she could and they both made their way upstairs, single file of course, they had learned the hard way that if they tried to go up at the same time, the wide expanse of ass they were both packing would leave them trapped and unable to move at the top when inevitably one of their cheeks would be smooshed up against the wall while the other cheeks pressed up against each other. It was incredible that all the downsides of having a big ass were still just a little bit sexy.

When they got to Pinkie's room, Pinkie put the box down on the bed and said "OK Mrs.Cake, where do we want this big bad boy to go?" Pinkie Pie and Mrs.Cake started getting undressed, simply discarding their clothes on the floor.

Mrs.Cake said "Well if we're gonna be clapping our asses together we might as well go anal, you get that thing out of it's box and I'll retrieve the lube". Pinkie did as she was told and started to open the box to pull out the large double ended phallus while Mrs.Cake simply got out the bottle of lube Pinkie kept in her bedside drawer, noticing that Pinkie was also in the possession of an accurate horse cock dildo that she assumed was for self use, what a fucking slut.

Once Pinkie had finished getting their newest toy out, Mrs.Cake began to squirt lube on it only to find that there wasn't really enough left to get the toy as slick as possible, it would cover the length of the thing certainly, but the layer of lube would be quite thin. Both of them shared a look if slight disappointment mixed with just a tad of concern, it seemed like their fun was already over before it had even begun. "Sorry Mrs.Cake..." said Pinkie, who was slightly embarrassed, she knew that she had probably been pleasuring herself with the horse dildo a little too much lately, which was selfish considering she had a real horse to satisfy her needs, why hadn't she stocked up on more lube? Pinkie continued by saying "We can do this another time if you like".

Mrs.Cake was having none of it " Don't be silly dear" she said, and spread the small amount of lube all over the toy as much as she could "You bought this especially for us to use today, so that's what we will do, I'm sure that it's lubed up just enough for us to enjoy it. Besides, a little friction never hurt anyone" she said with a wink, then crawled onto Pinkie's bed on all fours and thrust out her enormous ass, ready and waiting.