The Fuckage and The Stuckage

by PegPony

Firstly Fuck, Secondly Stuck

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Pinkie Pie grinned and practically drooled over the sight of Mrs.Cake presenting her gigantic ass to be fucked, but she didn't want to waste time simply ogling it when she could be ramming a cock up there and smacking her own generous rear against it. Pinkie gripped one end of the toy and said "Alright Mrs.Cake! Who should take an end first?"

Mrs.Cake said "Oh me first I think dear, not to be rude but I feel like your bottom is perhaps just a bit looser than mine is, now come on! Don't keep me waiting!" Mrs.Cake waved her ass from side to side, those cheeks were so gorgeous, they were like two beach balls of glorious ass flesh. As Pinkie got onto the bed, Mrs.Cake instinctively reached both her hands back to pull her massive cheeks apart, she knew by now that her asshole was basically invisible unless she moved her big buttocks out of the way.

With a clear view, Pinkie pressed one end of the toy to her asshole and with a fair bit of pushing it managed to pop inside her tight rear. Mrs.Cake gasped and said "Ooh, OK, we're halfway there!"

That was when Pinkie Pie decided to be a stupid bitch and say "Are we living on a prayer?"

Mrs.Cake let go of her butt to prop her front half up, then looked behind her shoulder at Pinkie with a deadpan look and said "Pinkie dearest, please don't make this less sexy, get the other half of that thing in your ass already and let's get this thing going!" Mrs.Cake was clearly getting just a little bit impatient, Pinkie giggled as she turned around, getting herself in position with one hand still holding the other of the toy. While it was true that Pinkie was looser in the back than Mrs.Cake, there wasn't a whole lot of difference and it still took a great deal of effort to get the other end of the toy entombed in her ass, Pinkie had started to take regular daily muscle exercises to keep her butt from basically just becoming a hole that could take anything up there with little to no ease.

With both of them in position and ready to start, they both pushed themselves backwards and the toy slid inside both of them until their massive asses collided with each other, producing a large smack that echoed throughout the room. Both of them moaned at the satisfaction of being so suddenly filled with 10 inches of thick textured sex toy, but also at the sound and feeling of their asses basically spanking each other, this was going to be fun. Immediately Mrs.Cake and Pinkie Pie started repeating the action and building up a consistent pace, their asses constantly clapping into each other as their butts were brutally pounded by the lifeless cock in between them. As time went on, the only thing they did differently was get faster and harder, both of their ass cheeks turning a shade of red with the force of two such magnificent rear ends smacking into each other over and over again, there was so much jiggly ass flesh to look at, it was like an ass man had a wet dream, then died and gone to heaven to witness the scene.

After a while they were both panting and sweaty, their butts were actually starting to hurt in a bad way despite the absolutely incredible feeling of their butts being repeatedly filled with 10 inches of fake cock. They kept at it however and eventually it paid off as with one final backwards motion, they crashed their asses together and let out loud groans as they came, both of them positively soaking the bed sheets below as their pussies squirted hard and clamped down, attempting to milk a cock that simply wasn't there. Meanwhile, their asses were clenching just as hard, their soft anal walls massaging something that, unfortunately, was unable to feel the benefit of having two big booty babes with their assholes both wrapped around it. This was the best idea Pinkie had ever had, what girl wouldn't want to be ass fucked and spanked at the same time? Not to mention the added kink factors, it was a lesbian fucking, there was a 10 inch thick sex toy, two legendary asses, what more could anyone want?

As they both came down from their high, they both chuckled a little, almost hysterically, they had both enjoyed this a lot more than they initially thought they would. So of course, something had to ruin it. Pinkie, being younger and full of energy moved to get off the bed only to find that she couldn't, something was stopping her. She looked back with worry and then was mystified at what it actually was that was stopping her, it was the sex toy. Somehow, the toy was shaped in just the right way to become lodged in her butt, it was literally stuck inside her and she couldn't pull it out. She grabbed onto the edge of the bed and gritting her teeth attempted to pull herself free, but the thing simply wasn't budging. Mrs.Cake could feel the toy tugging on her ass and her mind registered that something wasn't quite right "Pinkie Pie..." she said "What's going on?"

Pinkie continued to pull, refusing to give up "It... the toy is stuck! I can't get it out!" Eventually Pinkie had to stop pulling and gather her energy which had the rather... unfortunate? Effect of her being pulled back by the toy, forcibly pushing it deep into her ass again and clapping back up against Mrs.Cake's bottom, both of them letting out a small yelp of pleasure.

Mrs.Cake found this hard to believe, she herself had gotten her butt stuck in things, but a thing being stuck in her butt? She was skeptical, that is until she tried to get off the bed too, only to find herself in the exact same situation that Pinkie was in. Her eyes widened and much like Pinkie, she looked behind her to assess the situation, needless to say she was convinced the toy was trapped in her ass. While this was in some strange way, quite sexy, if a guy was fucking them in the ass they felt safe in the knowledge that he could eventually pull out, Mrs.Cake was irrationally annoyed at Pinkie and said "How is it that a fucking real life horse can rail your ridiculously rotund rump and pull out of you and yet this thing can't seem to do the same?!"

Pinkie, feeling flustered said "How the fuck should I know?!" Both of them groaned and realized that if they were going to solve this problem, they needed to calm down and work together.

Mrs.Cake thought for a moment and said "OK, we've both tried pulling separately, let's try doing it together". That seemed logical, on the count of three they both started pulling as hard as they could, desperate to separate from each other, they couldn't very well spend who-knows-how-long connected anally via what had become a rather inconvenient fake dick. Yet despite their strength, they did not prevail, Mrs.Cake grabbed onto one of the bed posts to tug even harder and Pinkie Pie did the same. Their efforts proved fruitless and their muscles eventually gave out and they brought roughly back to each, asses clapping together with still 10 inches of false cock inside of them. While this was weirdly nice, it was starting to become uncomfortable, Mrs.Cake noticed the box the thing had came in and picked it up to look at the back of it. She couldn't see perfectly without her glasses, but could make out the basics, instructions for use said "Lubricate thoroughly", it was then Mrs.Cake realized that she'd fucked up.

Continuing to read she saw more writing that said "Warning: It has come to our attention that some users of this product have experienced unforeseen difficulties, if this quality novelty toy has affected you in some way please dial 221-201-9524 and we will help you". Well, that was good news at least, Pinkie Pie's mobile was only on her bedside table and she could just about reach that without having to needlessly pull on a toy that clearly wasn't going anywhere at any time soon. "Pinkie, there's a helpline, mind if I use your phone?"

Pinkie sarcastically said "Oh noooooo, really? I was rather hoping to be stuck ass to ass with you for all eternity!"

Mrs.Cake wasn't amused and said "Don't make me fire you bitch, or worse, don't make me not want to fuck around with you after this is over!" Mrs.Cake grabbed the phone and starting punching in the number whilst Pinkie Pie mumbled something to herself, something to do with some author being an asshole or something, the usual nonsense.

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