The Fuckage and The Stuckage

The phone rang and somebody picked up, a husky male voice answered by saying "Hello, welcome to the Naughty Wyvern helpline, this is Daddy speaking, how can I help you?"

This guy was already pissing Mrs.Cake off. "Do I have to call you Daddy?"

The man replied "Yes you do, now how can I help?"

Mrs.Cake sighed as she began to explain the situation "Well, you see me and a friend of mine are using this 10 inch double ended dildo and-"

Mrs.Cake was quickly interrupted by the man on the phone when he said "Let me guess, you've used it but not lubed it and now you're stuck right?" Well, that saved having to explain it.

Mrs.Cake was astounded "How did you know?"

Daddy replied "We have a helpline for a reason ma'am and I can tell you right now you are not the first person to call with this problem. I keep telling management that they should really consider discontinuing that product, but there's too much of a demand for it for them to even think about doing that, so I guess people are stuck with it, no pun intended". Informative, but totally fucking useless.

Mrs.Cake said "Well, what's the solution then?"

This is where the glimmer of hope Mrs.Cake and Pinkie Pie had to resolve this issue quickly, promptly died. Daddy said "Well, we do have an extra slick lubricant product that has been produced to somewhat combat this particular problem, it's fairly new but it works, we're even planning to have it be a bonus item with the double ended dildo so hopefully nobody is ever in your situation ever again. As of right now though, it's a separate item, the unfortunate thing there is that individual products usually take 2 to 3 days to be delivered, depending on where you are". Again, this was informative, but still left Mrs.Cake and Pinkie with no clue as how the fuck they were meant to become unstuck, then Daddy said something that was somehow even more useless "The best thing I can suggest is that you find a way to pull apart from each other in a way that prevents the two of you from coming back together even if you stop physically and actively pulling".

Wow, it was genius. Mrs.Cake sighed and said "OK, thank you, bye" and simply hung up the phone before putting it back down on the bedside table.

Pinkie Pie said "Well, what's the deal?"

Mrs.Cake said "Well, there is some extra slick lube you should have bought with this, however he said we have to just keep pulling, but do it so that if we stop pulling we don't immediately end up back where we started".

Pinkie Pie thought for a moment, then she realized there might actually be a way to do just that. "Mrs.Cake! I got it!"

Mrs.Cake raised an eyebrow and said "What is it?"

"We need to go down the hall to Pound and Pumpkin's rooms" said Pinkie.

"Why?" said Mrs.Cake.

Pinkie was getting tired of this continuous back and forth and said "Could you just trust me please?! Or do you want us to be locked together like this forever?!"

Mrs.Cake went "OK fine! Geez!"

They both went to move only to feel that familiar sensation of going nowhere. They looked at each other and realized what had to happen, since Pinkie Pie knew the plan Mrs.Cake moved back to where she was to let Pinkie lead their movement. Pinkie got up off the bed, with Mrs.Cake following close behind until finally both of them were standing up, in their effort to free themselves as soon as possible, they forgot why they always walked single file and jammed themselves side by side in Pinkie's bedroom door, their huge cheeks not allowing them to move any further. This was getting more ridiculous by the minute, they reversed back in to Pinkie's room before Pinkie turned to Mrs.Cake and said "Keep your fat ass behind my fat ass, you fat ass!" Mrs.Cake could have made some kind of rebuttal, but decided not to, it was at least partially her fault that they couldn't go through a door together, her body simply didn't allow for it.

With Pinkie once again leading, they both awkwardly made their way to Pound and Pumpkin's bedroom doors, feeling the double ended dildo shifting around inside their full thick asses. The doors were directly opposite each other, which is where Pinkie's plan came in, she turned to Mrs.Cake and said "OK, here's what we're gonna do, you go through one door, I go through the other, we spread our legs wide apart and we pull. That way our feet will stop us from being pulled back through the door and we won't lose any progress we make". Well, it was worth a shot. They both went through their respective doors, already start to feel the dildo stretching until going taut, luckily allowing both of them to stand in each bedroom. They both spread their legs apart until their feet were either side of their door so that any backwards movement would be stopped as soon as their heels hit the wall, then once again on the count of three they started pulling as hard as they could, eyes scrunched, teeth gritted, pretty much going red in the face with the effort they were putting into it.

Pinkie Pie was just started to feel sweat developing on her forehead when she suddenly surged forward and landed on the floor, the dildo having finally been wrenched from her ass. She let out a moan of satisfaction as her ass was finally emptied, she could feel how much her ass was gaping, she'd probably have to re-train her muscles extra hard the next time she went through her anal strength regimen, but at that moment she didn't care, her plan had worked! Pinkie jumped up into a standing position with a squeal of glee and start screaming "Yipee! We did it! we did it we did it we did it we did it we did it we did it we did it we-"

Mrs.Cake had to interrupt Pinkie's celebrating again with a shout "Pinkie!"

Pinkie quickly shut up and turned to see what Mrs.Cake wanted, she struggled hard to hold back the absolutely insane amount of laughter that was building up in her chest, it was just too hilarious. Mrs.Cake wasn't as tickled by the situation as Pinkie was, she was stood there with the double ended dildo hanging out of her ass, it was still stuck up there.

Pinkie Pie managed to hold down her laughter as she said "Well, you did say your ass was tighter than mine!"