"I no afraid death! I want die and go to heaven! I PERFECT HUMAN! You no got to heaven! You go to lovely hell now! Only I go to heaven and become God more powerful than God! I-" Sunset Shimmer's new boyfriend cut off the crazy barbarian highschooler's sentence with a kick to the balls.

"SHUT UP!!! Goodness, so annoying!" The guy who forced Sunset into being his girlfriend got somewhat pissed off and cut off the right hand of the guy he was yelling at.

"You cut off his hand," Sunset Shimmer stated the obvious.

"Yep!" He said it.

"You no afraid to death?" Asked the boyfriend with growing fury. "You not like a normal person! You just fanatic barbarian who want end of the world! You want be greater than God!" Sunset's lover then smashed the crazy teenage barbarian's face into the wall repeatedly. "YOU STILL WANT TO DEATH?!"

"No! Please, no more! I don't want to die! I don't want to die!" The crazy teenage barbarian has, by now, almost been traumatized into normalcy.

"You want to be like more powerful than God?! God will curse your face to look like a virus, mouth like a mouse, and eyes wide like chameleon! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT, HUH?!" Sunset's new boyfriend asked the now-normal guy, who threw up several times from the unwanted and revolting image.

The guy whimpered, and Sunset's boyfriend saw that the crazy barbarian was finally back to normal. So then Sunset's man cut off the now-normal teenage boy's legs and his other hand before leaving the room.

"Wow, you cut off his other hand and his legs," Sunset said with a derpy face, one eye looking to one side and her other eye looking to the other side.

"I know. He normal now," Sunset's boyfriend answered. "But enough on that, as I really tired and will sleep well tonight after day of such fun."

Comedic Record Scratch (Funny Movie Sound Effect)

...You're probably wondering how I got here. Allow me to go back and explain.

Kek.

Now everything has been explained. Dur-hur-hur-hur.

Author's Note

Happy Belated April Fool's Day...because I just made a massive fool out of myself with this acid trip of a chapter. I'm pretty certain that I also made the protagonist look even worse than he already did in the first chapter.