Rather than starting the 4th round right away, Fleetfoot decided it would be a good idea to order a pizza. So while she made the order, the other three sat at the table waiting for her. Spitfire groaned as she listened to Fleetfoot put in a ridiculously complex order.

"You don't need to feed the whole team Fleetfoot! It's just us!" Spitfire called out across her house. Fleetfoot could be heard giggling while also saying a few flirty things to whoever was on the other side of the line. Soarin chuckled at how flustered Spitfire was getting.

"Relax Spits, you know how she gets when she's drunk, either giggling uncontrollably or flirting with the first stallion she sees or talks to. Many times both." Soarin commented before sipping his cider. Spitfire blew a puff of air out of her nose as she looked back across the table at Soarin and Rainbow Dash. The two were simply sitting with their cards on the table in front of them, occasionally glancing around the room, and then to eachother before quickly averting their gazes elsewhere. Spitfire found the subtle actions of her two colleagues to be adorable.

"Well, at least Fleetfoot attempts to flirt with ponies she's interested in." Spitfire said smugly. Soarin and Dash both looked back at her with confusion. Soarin blinked.

"Um, what are you talking about Spitfire?" Soarin asked cautiously. Spitfire chuckled again.

"C'mon, it's so obvious looking at you two! You guys-"

"GOOD NEWS! The pizzas will be here in 30 minutes! Let's move on with this game, shall we!" Fleetfoot suddenly blurted out as she sat back down at the table. Dash was snickering at Fleetfoot's sudden entrance, Spitfire rolled her eyes, annoyed that she was interrupted, and Soarin's face was red with a blush.

Dash didn't see Soarin's flustered state and picked up a card from the black pile.

"I get by with a little help from BLANK." Dash read from the card. The others all began to read through their cards, and all three of them either snorted or let out a snicker at the cards that they chose, and soon enough, Dash had all three answer cards in her hooves. She shuffled them and began to read.

"I get by with a little help from....Sunshine and Rainbows." Dash read in a deadpan tone, while looking a little annoyed. The others all burst into laughter upon hearing the answer, and more so, seeing her expression.

"I see that card being 100% true!" Spitfire shouted out as she laughed so hard tears began to form. Fleetfoot's face was buried in her hooves, and despite his best efforts, Soarin couldn't hold in his laughter.

"I hate you all." Dash deadpanned again.

"Love you too Dashie!" Fleetfoot responded through the laughter. Before Dash could be embarrassed further, she read the next card.

"I get by with a little help from....Poor life choices." Dash read with yet another deadpan expression. The others howled with laughter once again.

"hahaha! I think.....I think this is just going to be your life story Dash! I really hope the last one continues this!" Spitfire managed to quip through her laughter again. Dash glared at all three of them before reading the final card.

"I get by with a little help from.....Solving Problems with violence!" Dash shouted in frustration. The others immediately burst with laughter again, and Dash slammed her head down on the table.

"Yep! The story of Rainbow Dash! Right here!" Fleetfoot hollered with laughter. Soarin's face was turning red once again due to laughing so hard, and Spitfire was fanning her hoof at her face trying to calm down.

"So.....so who won Dash?" Spitfire asked once she had calmed herself enough. Dash flattened her expression.

"Sunshine and Rainbows." She deadpanned. Spitfire nodded in satisfaction before taking her winning card.

"Oh come on!" Fleetfoot shouted in anger as Spitfire took her point as well as her own prompt card for her turn.

"What will always get you laid?" Spitfire read. Fleetfoot and Dash both let out snorts upon hearing the question.

"Heh, sounds like advice that Lightning Streak should take." Soarin commented. Fleetfoot giggled.

"Hah! I doubt it! No amount of advice could EVER get a mare in bed with him." Fleetfoot joked, taking another sip of her cider. The others all looked through their decks for answers, and eventually found them and gave each to Spitfire.

"What will always get you laid? A gentle caress of the inner thigh." Spitfire read. The others all let out some chuckles, but Fleetfoot looked over at Soarin and grinned wickedly.

"What's that your hoof is doing Soarin!" Fleetfoot quickly shouted across the table. Soarin, who had his right hoof down at his side, quickly rose both hooves up in defense.

"Nothing! Why!" He shouted in confusion. Fleetfoot was smirking at him.

"Were you trying to get to second base with Dashie? I saw your hoof beneath the table!" Fleetfoot teased. Soarin's face turned red once again.

"What? No! I..I would never do something like that!" Soarin said defensively.

"Not even to filly like Dash?" Fleetfoot continued, leaning further forward. Soarin became even more flustered.

"J-just read the next card Spitfire!" Soarin shouted. Spitfire shrugged and kept reading as Fleetfoot giggled.

"What will always get you laid? Wearing clothes like a normal pony?" Spitfire read in confusion.

"Eh, I think some ponies just can't stand going natural." Dash said. Fleetfoot snickered.

"Good thing clothes aren't required by law. It gives me chance to show off my sexy body, and a chance to see all those hunky stallions walking around." Fleetfoot commented. Spitfire continued.

"What will always get you laid? Cards against Equestria." Fleetfoot giggled once more.

"Oh, this sounds like foreshadowing for you Soarin!" She teased. Soarin put his face down on the table.

"Shut.....Up." He said out of clenched teeth. Spitfire laughed at Soarin's expense before selecting the winner.

"The gentle caress wins." She said.

"Victory is mine." Dash said confidently as she took her card. Fleetfoot scowled at her before taking a black card for her turn. She read it and covered her mouth before looking at the others.

"What is it Fleet?" Dash asked.

"I don't know if I can read this one, it's REALLY bad." Fleetfoot said. Soarin chuckled.

"Wow, if it's bad by YOUR standards, it must be terrible.....read it." Soarin demanded. Fleetfoot looked to Spitfire and Dash, who were also eagerly waiting to hear the card. Fleetfoot gulped and read...

"Daddy, why is mommy crying?" Fleetfoot read. Soarin's eyes widened, Dash covered her muzzle with a hoof, hiding her smile, and Spitfire snorted.

"Oh, this'll be good." Spitfire said as she looked through her hand. Soarin and Dash did the same and gave their cards, reluctantly in Soarin's case, to Fleet.

With all of the cards in front of her, Fleet began to read...

"Daddy, why is mommy crying? A sex comet that plunges Equestria into eternal sexiness? Whoooo!" Fleetfoot began reading normally, but eventually got louder and cheered after reading it. "Why would you cry at that, it sounds awesome."

"That sounds like an event to finally get Soarin to make a move." Spitfire teased. Soarin blushed and glared. Dash also blushed a little.

"Daddy, why is mommy crying?" Being Rich." Fleetfoot read. Dash snickered.

"You know what they say, money can't buy happiness." Dash commented. Fleetfoot snorted.

"True, but still, the selfish rich bitch should stop complaining." Fleetfoot said. Spitfire chuckled.

"Hey pot, names kettle! You're black!" Spitfire joked, knowing full well that they were all celebrities and were fairly wealthy themselves. Fleetfoot rolled her eyes and read the last card.

"Daddy, why is mommy crying?" She snorted as she read it, "Sn-sneezing....f-farting, and cumming at the same time!" Fleetfoot read, barely making it through before bursting into hysterical laughter. The others all joined her in laughing

"That sounds painful." Soarin commented through is laughs. Dash wiped tears from her eyes and nodded. Once Fleet had herself composed she raised that card.

"This has gotta win." Fleetfoot said breathlessly. Soarin took the card and added it to his points. He then grabbed a card for his turn.

"You better give me the win this round!" Fleetfoot glared at Soarin. He shrugged.

"I make ZERO promises." Soarin said with a smirk before reading. "Money can't buy me love, but it can buy me BLANK!" Soarin read. Dash's eyes widened and her jaw dropped.

"Wow! The timing of this card!" Dash said in amazement. Fleetfoot giggled.

"Yeah, judging from the previous cards, money can buy you depression." Fleetfoot joked. Soarin waited patiently as the other three gave him their cards. Once he had them all, he began to read.

"Money can't buy me love, but if can buy me....Bitches!" Soarin said with a laugh.

"Yep! If ya can't get laid the romantic way, you can at least buy your way to sex." Fleetfoot joked. Soarin glared at Fleetfoot, knowing she was mocking him. He kept reading.

"Money can't buy me love, but it can buy me....Jizz." Soarin read in a deadpan voice and expression. The others all laughed.

"What are you buying that Jizz for Soarin?" Spitfire jokingly asked.

"Yeah, it comes out of your junk for free!" Dash added, making Spitfire and Fleetfoot howl with laughter. Soarin let out a snort upon hearing Dash's quip and continued to read after the others calmed again.

"Money can't buy me love, but it can buy me.....Having Shotguns for legs." He read with a laugh. The others all laughed at the ridiculous mental picture it gave them.

"That sounds simultaneously badass and a terrible idea all at once." Spitfire commented. The others nodded in agreement.

"Sounds like a terrible action movie." Dash added. Soarin looked at his options before choosing one.

"The shotguns win." Soarin announced. Fleetfoot smiled wide and cheered.

"Yay! Thank you Soarin!" She said happily and grabbed the card. Dash rolled her eyes at Fleetfoot's overly excited behavior and grabbed her black card.

"And the cycle begins anew."

Author's Note

Scores:

Rainbow Dash- 5

Spitfire- 4

Fleetfoot- 3

Soarin- 4