"Fleet, I think you've had enough by now." Spitfire said carefully to Fleetfoot as she struggled to stay upright in her chair. Fleetfoot simply scoffed in response.

"Yo.....you...*hic*..Know nothing about me Witch! The cider simply gives me *hic*....unlimited poweeeeeer!" Fleetfoot cried out as she stood up in the chair, only to fall backwards out of the chair and into the wall with a thud. Spitfire took a deep breath in and stood up.

"That's it, we're moving you to water for the rest of the night!" Spitfire shouted as she grabbed the case of cider and took it back to the kitchen. Fleetfoot saw her leave with it from her crumpled form on the floor.

"Nooooo! my essence!" She slurred out. Both Soarin and Rainbow Dash walked over and picked Fleetfoot off the ground and sat her back in the chair.

"Spitfire's right Fleet, you should probably stop drinking more cider before you hurt yourself." Rainbow said with a kind smile. Soarin nodded in agreement. Fleetfoot snorted and sat back in the chair.

"Fine mom, I'm just trying to have fun." Fleet huffed. Spitfire finally returned from the kitchen with a pitcher of water and some glasses. She poured each pony a glass and the group settled back in for another round of cards.

"Your turn Dash." Spitfire said as she gave Dash a black card. She took it from Spitfire and read it aloud.

"As a part of his daily regimen, Prince Blueblood sets aside 15 minutes for BLANK." Dash read. Spitfire chuckled.

"Blueblood? You mean Celestia's Nephew? That spoiled royal?" Spitfire asked.

"Oh yeah! You know, Rarity once had a huge crush on him, wanted to dance with him at the Gala." Dash recounted.

"Oh, and how well did that go?" Soarin asked. Dash snickered as she remembered that night.

"Not well, the guy was an asshole, and got what was coming to him." Dash said with a smile as the others handed in their cards to her. Once she had them all she began to read.

"As part of his daily regimen, Prince Blueblood sets aside 15 minutes for....Concealing a Boner!" Dash laughed as she read it, the others also joining her in laughing at the image.

"I bet he doesn't have to worry about that much anymore, I doubt any mare would touch him with a 10 foot pole!" Soarin said while chuckling. Dash read the next card.

"Changling Dungeon Porn" Dahs read in a voice mixed with amusement and disgust.

"Oh, so that's what the dear prince is up to in his downtime." Spitfire joked. Fleetfoot looked smugly at Soarin.

"I bet that's the kinda stuff that gets you off huh Soarin?" Fleetfoot smugly said. Soarin blushed and his face turned green in quick succession.

"What?! No! EWW!" He cried. Dash read the final card.

"The Pirate's Life." Dash simply read, not really laughing at it.

"Oh, that's not so bad." Soarin commented. Dash nodded.

"Yeah, I've met pirates before, they were pretty chill.....once they agreed not to throw us overboard." Dash quickly said. Soarin raised an eyebrow.

"Wha-?" He started but was quickly interrupted by Dash.

"Nothing! The winner goes to Changling Dungeon Porn!" Dash held up the card. Fleetfoot pumped her hoof into the air lazily and Dash gave her the black card. Spitfire then began her turn and took a black card to read it.

"During Flight School, I never really fit in until I found BLANK club." Spitfire read. The other three all started to select their cards. "I wonder how weird you all were in flight school?" Spitfire wondered aloud.

"Well, we went to flight school together Spits, so you shouldn't have to worry about anything weird from me." Soarin said confidently. Spitfire laughed and looked back at him.

"Oh really? What about the Albatross incident?" Spitfire smugly asked Soarin, making his eyes widen and his cheeks turn red.

"We agreed never to mention the albatross incident as long as I continue to live." Soarin said quickly and quietly back to Spitfire. Dash leaned over to Soarin.

"What was the albatross inci-?"

"NOTHING! TAKE MY CARD!" Soarin loudly interrupted Dash and threw his card as Spitfire before cowering in his seat slightly. Dash simply shrugged, but laughed quietly after looking at how adorable Soarin was acting. Spitfire was then ready to read the cards.

"During Flight School, I never really fit in until I found Dick Feathers club?" Spitfire said in a tone of confusion. Fleetfoot thought for a moment in her haze of inebriation before turning green and gagging.

"I don't want to know, next please." Fleet said as she felt sick. Spitfire continued.

"Until I found Lactation club." Spitfire said with another amused tone. The others laughed.

"And finally, until I found....Inserting a Mason Jar into my Anus club?" Spitfire broke and began laughing once she reached the end of the card.

"What an....oddly specific club." Dash commented. Spitfire wiped a tear from her eye from the sudden laugh attack and pointed to the card.

"Mason Jar wins." She said. Soarin took the card as the winner.

Alright Fleet, your turn." Spitfire said as she gave Fleetfoot a black card. Fleetfoot flipped it over and read it.

"I drink to forget BLANK! Finally, a card that speaks to me!" Fleetfoot cheered. The others all laughed along with her and handed her their cards.

"I drink to forget Mufasa's Death Scene." Fleetfoot said with a hint of confusion.

"Is that a reference to something?" Spitfire asked.

"I think so. Pinkie once referenced it to me, apparently it's so traumatizing, it can haunt foals for years even after they've grown up.

"It's true!"

Fleetfoot rolled her eyes and went to read the next card.

"I drink to forget Cuddling." Fleetfoot read. Dash scoffed.

"Yeah, I would totally drink to forget something as lame as that." Dash said with a tough tone. Soarin chuckled.

"Yeah right, I bet you're probably the kind of mare that secretly likes cuddling." Soarin said smugly, expecting some kind of retort, but instead, Dash simply looked Soarin up and down and into his eyes before blushing and sitting back. Soarin blushed too. Before either could say anything else, Fleetfoot continued reading.

"I drink to forget Indescribable Loneliness." She finished, looking sad.

"Wow, is this too real or what?" Soarin said sorrowfully.

"Why, is that what you'd drink to forget?" Dash asked. Soarin thought for a moment.

"I mean, if I lost everypony I loved, then yeah, I'd probably drink for being alone. Spitfire let out a laugh.

"Ha! You probably just drink to forget the Albatross incident!" Spitfire teased. Soarin blushed and inhaled sharply before glaring at Fleetfoot.

"Pick a winner please before I un-alive myself!" He said desperately. Fleetfoot smirked before pointing to the winning card.

"Cuddling wins." She declared. Spitfire quickly took the black card for her point. Once she had the card, Soarin drew his own black card, quickly reading it.

"Next from A.K Yearling, Daring Do and the Chamber of BLANK!" Soarin read dramatically. Dash smiled.

"Oooooh! Daring Do card, nice!" She said excitedly before looking through her cards. Eventually, Dash, Fleetfoot, and Spitfire all selected cards and gave them to Soarin, who began to read them.

"Next from A.K Yearling, Daring Do and the chamber of Third Base." Soarin said with a chuckle. Fleetfoot spoke up next.

"Are you sure that's a new book, or is that just a fanfic that you wrote Dashie?" Fleetfoot teased. Dash blushed and looked away. Soarin continued.

"Daring Do and the chamber of Foals with Ass Cancer." Soarin read in a shocked tone. Fleetfoot and Rainbow Dash burst out laughing.

"That.....would be a very different kind of Daring Do book." Soarin said slowly.

"So would the last one!" Fleetfoot added. Soarin finally read the third card.

"Daring Do and the chamber of Not Having Sex." Soarin laughed as he read. The others all joined him in the laughter, and it took about 20 seconds for them all to calm down to hear the winner.

"Okay....Not having sex wins." Soarin announced, Spitfire raised her hoof and took her point.

"Well, there goes another round, only 3 left." Dash mentioned. Spitfire glanced at the clock.

"It's already almost 11, we've been at this a while." She commented.

"Yeah.....sorry about that.....

Author's Note

Scores:

Rainbow Dash - 7

Spitfire - 7

Fleetfoot - 6

Soarin - 8

Sorry again for delay, next chapters should be out with more regularity, and I plan to finish this story soon so I can work on another one.

Byeeeeeee!