*SLAM*

The sudden sound of the new crate of cider bottles hitting the table caused the three ponies sitting at it to jolt upright in their seats. Soarin ended up jolting up so hard that he fell backwards in his chair.

"OW!" Soarin yelped as he fell back and hit his head. Rainbow Dash immediately got up to go and help him up. Spitfire was still recovering from the sudden startle, and Fleetfoot, the one responsible, was standing proudly next to the table.

"I Have Gotten Us More Refreshments!" Fleetfoot loudly proclaimed while striking a pose. Spitfire simply groaned before grabbing a bottle out of the crate. Rainbow Dash eventually helped Soarin up and sat back down at the table, grabbing another bottle in the process.

"Geez Fleet, where'd you go to find this?" Dash asked as she cracked her bottle open. Spitfire nodded in agreement.

"Yeah, it's felt like a year since you went off to grab this, the pizza's cold by now." Spitfire said, looking over at the half full remaining pizza boxes. Fleetfoot scoffed.

"Well Spitty, maybe if your garage wasn't so cluttered with old Wonderbolt memorabilia, I would have found it far sooner." Fleetfoot responded with a pout before grabbing two bottles of cider and taking them with her to her seat.

"Can we just.....stop being loud please! My head hurts." Soarin said as he rubbed his temples. Dash nodded.

"Yeah, let's go, we still got 5 rounds to get through, and the readers aren't getting any younger!" She declared. Soarin shot her a confused look.

"What readers?" He asked.

"Nothing......MY TURN!" Dash suddenly shouted as she grabbed a black card from the table and read it.

"Lovin' you is easy 'cause you're Blank!" Dash read from the card before the others looked through their decks to find good enough cards.

"Is this supposed to be part of a song or something?" Fleetfoot asked.

"Yeah I think so, read them in a sing-song voice Dash." Spitfire said with a smirk. Dash groaned.

"Do I have to?" She asked with a slight blush.

"YES!" Soarin, Spitfire, and Fleetfoot all said in unison. Dash's expression flattened and she sighed.

"Ok, lay 'em on me." she requested, and the others gave her their cards. Once they were all in front of her, Dash began reading them out.

"Lovin' you is easy 'cause you're Waiting till marriage." Dash read in a tone like she was singing a song. The others all chuckled as she did so.

"Wow! Easy? How could loving someone be easy if they aren't willing to give you some lovin' until you're hitched?" Fleetfoot asked.

"You know, some ponies actually do that kind of thing Fleet." Soarin informed her. Fleetfoot simply stared at him in disbelief.

"Some ponies are out of their damn minds." Fleetfoot muttered before taking another swig of cider. Dash continued.

"Lovin' you is easy 'cause you're Getting pregnant again!" Dash sang again, this time nearly losing it and laughing.

"And that is the opposite end of the spectrum." Spitfire commented, getting some more chuckles out of the others.

"And lastly, Lovin' you is easy 'cause you're Grandma." Dash sang out once again.

"That's either very heartwarming, or very disturbing depending on the context." Soarin said.

"Knowing this game, what do you think it implies?" Spitfire asked giving Soarin a look. He though for a second before his face turned red.

"Um, I'll shut up now." Soarin said. Dash looked through the cards before deciding a winner.

"Getting pregnant again wins." Dash said. Fleetfoot slammed her hoof down on the table, making another loud noise and startling everyone again.

"Give me my point!" She demanded. Dash did as she asked and Fleetfoot sat back down. Spitfire composed herself and grabbed a black card to read.

"How am I maintaining my relationship status?" Spitfire read, then immediately regretted it upon seeing Fleetfoot's smug face looking at her.

"I dunno Spitty, how are you maintaining your status with Wave Chill, I wonder..." Fleetfoot said smugly as she flipped through her cards. Spitfire shot Soarin a 'Help Me' look, but he simply shrugged.

"Sorry Spits, guess you'll just have to grin and bear it." Soarin said as he gave her his card. Spitfire groaned as Fleetfoot and Dash submitted their cards as well. Spitfire cleared her throat and began to read.

"How am I Maintaining my Relationship Status? Chancellor Neighsay's Soft Shitty Body?" Spitfire read out with increasing concern and horror on her face. Fleetfoot and Dash immediately burst out laughing, and Soarin attempted to hold it in, but ended up laughing anyway.

"Wow Spitty, I didn't know you were into three ways with older stallions." Fleetfoot teased. Spitfire sucked in a deep breath through her nose.

"Can I kill her?" Spitfire asked Soarin.

"Can you at least wait until we're done with the game." He said while still letting out some laughs. Spitfire rolled her eyes and continued.

"How am I maintaining my relationship status? Selling crack to foals." Spitfire read, laughing as soon as she finished it. The others began laughing as well.

"Woah Spitfire, I didn't know you had a side hustle." Dash joked.

"Oh Dash, she has many side hustles." Fleetfoot teased. Spitfire glared at her.

"Fleet, I swear I will coat your primaries in oil and light you on fire! Shut......Up!" Spitfire shouted. Fleetfoot sat back in her chair and put up her hooves.

"Fine then captain buzzkill, just get on with it." Fleet said as she took another sip of her cider.

"Last but not least, How am I maintaining my relationship status? 10 Incredible facts about the Anus?" Spitfire read, cracking near the end with a confused look on her face. She quickly turned to Fleetfoot and glared at her while slowly shaking her head. "Not One Word Fleet!" She said harshly.

"I didn't say anything, now who wins?" Fleetfoot asked. Spitfire contemplated her options before picking a card.

"Selling Crack to Foals wins." Spitfire said with a little smile. Fleetfoot once again shot up in her chair and swiped the point card.

"I am making the greatest comeback streak in the world!" Fleetfoot cheered.

"Yeah, but now it's over, cause it's your turn to judge." Dash pointed out. Fleetfoot looked back at her and sighed.

"Oh, yeah." Fleetfoot said softly before grabbing a black card.

"Coming to Bridleway this season, Blank; the musical!" Fleetfoot read.

"Oh boy, this should be fun." Soarin said. Dash raised an eyebrow and looked at Soarin.

"Are you into musical theatre Soarin?" She asked. He nodded.

"Yep, I go down to Bridleway a lot, I just love those kinds of shows. What about you?" He asked. Dash nodded a little.

"Yeah, they're pretty good, I've only been to Bridleway a few times though, mainly with Rarity." Dash explained. Soarin nodded and smiled.

"Maybe I can take you down there sometime, show you one of the really good ones." Soarin offered. Dash slightly blushed, but nodded.

"Sounds like fun." Dash said with a smile.

Spitfire and Fleetfoot each shot eachother knowing glances as Soarin and Dash talked. Eventually, all three cards had arrived in front of Fleetfoot, who began to read them out.

"Coming to Bridleway this season, Doo-doo; the Musical!" Fleetfoot read, barely getting through it before laughing like a maniac.

"That musical sounds gross yet hilarious." Soarin commented once he was done laughing. The others nodded in agreement before Fleetfoot continued.

"Coming to Bridleway this season, Three Consecutive Seconds of Happiness the musical!" Fleetfoot read, laughing even harder than the card before. The entire table was in a roar of laughter.

"That musical is also known as Fleetfoot's sex life; the musical!" Spitfire joked, making Soarin and Rainbow Dash laugh even harder. Fleetfoot glared at Spitfire, who simply stared smugly back at Fleet.

"Touché." Fleetfoot said softly before reading the final card.

"Coming to Bridleway this season, Jumping out at ponies the musical." She simply read without laughing.

"Eh, not the best thing to follow the other two." Dash commented.

"I didn't have anything that was good." Soarin said with a chuckle.

"Well, I guess the three seconds of happiness wins." Fleetfoot said.

"Nice." Spitfire said as she took the card. Fleetfoot stared at her in disbelief.

"You sneaky bitch." Fleetfoot whispered.

"That's what you get." Spitfire said smugly while flipping Fleetfoot off with her wing. "Soarin, you're up." Spitfire said. Soarin nodded and grabbed a black card.

"Kids, I don't need drugs to get high, I'm high on blank!" Soarin read in a silly voice.

"Oh, this is gonna be good." Spitfire chuckled as she played her card. Dash and Fleetfoot followed suit. Soarin then had all the cards in front of him, and he began to read.

"I'm high on Putting an entire peanut butter and jelly sandwich into a book?" Soarin read in a confused and amused tone before laughing. The others joining him in the laughter.

"That sounds like Twilight's worst nightmare." Dash commented.

"You never know Dash, she might be into that, always gotta have food ready." Soarin joked, getting Dash to laugh more. He then turned the next card over.

"I high on Hot Cheese?" Soarin read and laughed again. Spitfire nearly spat out her cider at that card.

"How exactly do you get high off of cheese?" Spitfire asked.

"I dunno, ask Wave, he could probably get high off of anything!" Fleetfoot jumped in, making everyone else, including Spitfire, laugh. Soarin then flipped over the last card.

"Finally, I'm high on...." He was about to read it, but then stopped. Spitfire raised an eyebrow.

"Not again Soarin, read the damn card." She said harshly. Soarin swallowed and took in a breath.

"Used Panties." He said softly. The mares all burst out with laughter and Soarin simply sat their awkwardly.

"Oh Soarin, I bet you are!" Fleetfoot jokingly said. Soarin's blush eventually went away and he selected the winning card.

"The PB&J in the book wins!" He quickly said to move them on. Dash raised her hoof and took it.

"Thanks Clipper." Dash said as she took her point.

"Well, better get on with the next round then?" Spitfire asked. Dash nodded.

"Who knows, maybe it won't take another damn year again!"

Author's Note

Scores:

Rainbow Dash - 7

Spitfire - 5

Fleetfoot - 5

Soarin - 7

I am So Sorry it took so long for this chapter to come out guys! I promise I will not let this story die!