Chapters Starlight’s Secret Admirer
Starlight was in her room yawning and she felt very tired until she heard a knock on the door.
“Starlight can I come in?” Spike asked hesitantly.
Starlight opened the door allowing the dragon to enter and he revealed a letter in his claws.
“What’s this?” Starlight asked curiously.
“Oh it’s a secret admirer they asked me to give it to you.” Spike explained happily looking over Starlight’s shoulder.
Dear Starlight Glimmer
I am just so peeved with you right now, I mean why do you chase after that Sunburst idiot when you could have me instead.
Did you seriously forget how he hurt you I mean he caused you to make a village for Celestia’s sake, I mean why would you ever want to date him.
I know he’s not a bad guy though, he is a pretty nice stallion who just made a stupid mistake.
Although he has come and told me he feels a bit unnerved by you and that he’s not interested so I’m sorry you two will probably never date.
Back to why I’m mad with you is because despite me trying to make my presence known you never notice me, you hardly even recognize I’m there and it just makes me sad.
I still love you though, like how you care about your friends, your quirks and your mane style looks just so good.
So I hope one day you notice me and we can be together but for now I will just give you these notes.
From Your Secret Admirer
“Woah I have a secret admirer I mean wow it’s not every day you get somepony who loves you.” Starlight blushes.
“Yeah also I know who it is but I’m sworn to secrecy.” Spike explains.
“That’s fine Spike, I know a spell that can duplicate a letter and then I can send them to my friends and they’ll respond so I’ll know who it is.” Starlight explains.
“Woah woah are you sure that’s a good idea?” Spike asked in bewilderment.
“What choice do I have? They aren’t gonna reveal themselves if I ask, plus with this method I will be able to narrow it down.” Starlight explains.
“Okay I’m gonna go do the dishes you enjoy your little plot.” Spike says walking off.
Dear someone
I have no idea why you’d wanna date me due to my rough past, but hey I’m flattered, if you’d like to write a letter revealing yourself please do because I like to know who my dates are before I go on one if you catch my drift.
So I believe I’ve noticed you and if I haven’t well I’m really sorry and I’ll try to do better at noticing.
About the Sunburst thing I have no crush on him whatsoever I mean I love the guy but like a friend y’know what I’m saying. Also I don’t appreciate you blaming him for what I did by MY choice.
So I hope all is well with you and please don’t hesitate to write.
Love Starlight Glimmer
After Starlight wrote the letter she used a duplication spell and sent it to all of her friends.
Author's Note
I saw a similar story done with Discord so I figured I’d try a similar concept out. Credit to the one who made that fic by the way.
Starlight’s Secret Admirer
Dear The Most Great and Sexy Starlight
Starlight was waiting in her room for another letter, Spike then showed up with a scroll in his hands.
“Hey Starlight you got another letter.” Spike stated happily.
Dear The Great and Sexy Starlight
It is I Trixie to confess her great and undying love for you as she thinks you are the most greatest and sexiest mare in the world.
Of course if we ever do certain sexual things we will have to adhere to my kinks and fetishes, how do you feel about a whip and being tied up? If you don’t like it we can just have you call me Mistress, Trixie does like feeling dominant after all.
Of course you are not in love with Sunburst after all he abandoned you in your childhood which is horrible of him to do as he is not worth chasing after.
Hopefully we get to be together and when we do get sexual you can always ask me. Also I did not write the letter but I felt I should confess these feelings of love.
With Lustful and Loving Wishes
Trixie
Starlight then widened her eyes and gaped in awe at how forward Trixie was.
“Spike got any beers?” Starlight asked at the door.
“Uh, sure how come?” Spike asked curiously.
“You don’t wanna know.” Starlight admitted annoyed face hoofing herself.
Starlight’s Secret Admirer
Dear Starlight What In Tarnation?
Starlight woke up feeling dizzy, that alcohol really damaged her brain a bit, it was not fun. Maybe forgetting about Trixie’s fetishes weren’t worth it.
Spike then showed up won’t another letter.
“Mail call, also please take care of yourself Starlight and take it easy you have a hangover and I think you should be careful with using magic today.” Spike instructed cautiously.
Starlight then unwrapped the letter and began reading it.
Dear Starlight
What in tarnation is wrong with you?
I mean poofin’ these letters everywhere what kinda pony would go and do that for and just to find some secret admirer, well that’s just a convoluted plan although I gotta admit it’s great you ain’t let tin’ Sunburst control ya life like that.
I really didn’t write that letter so sorry sugarcube but keep readin’ those letters you might find out who wrote them.
Good Luck
Signed Applejack.
“Oh well.” Starlight said shrugging it off before going back to sleep.
Starlight’s Secret Admirer
Dear Starlight This Is Fabulous
Starlight then walked to the kitchen seeing Spike read a letter nervously which Starlight was curious about.
“Spike what is this?” Starlight asked concerned.
Spike then sighed in relief after reading the letter fully, “Oh it’s just another letter for you, here you go.” He explained relieved.
Dear Starlight
This is fabulous how you are giving love a chance, oh I wonder who the lucky stallion will be, or a mare I don’t judge.
I will admit I am a bit saddened about you not choosing Sunburst I realize it is for the best as long as you are happy I am happy.
I apologize darling but I didn't write the letter I hope you have better luck with your next one though, I heard Pinkie Pie shouting how she got a letter from you so I know you sent it everywhere.
With Best Wishes
Rarity
"Well at least this one was a pleasant read." Starlight said happily.
"That's what makes Rarity so amazing, ah." Spike sighed out happily.
Starlight rolled her eyes at the dragon and walked off.
Starlight’s Secret Admirer
Dear Starlight You Are So Awesome
Starlight then practiced a few laser spells on an apple which kept turning into various different fruits until Spike walked in.
"You got another letter Starlight." Spike said flying in happily.
Starlight then took the letter and said "Thank you Spike, I hope this one is it."
Dear Starlight
You are so awesome, I'm so glad you wrote this you deserve the best stallion or mare, I didn't write that letter though so you'll have to go with the second best.
Dude I know you don't have a crush on Sunburst it is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo obvious you just think of him as a friend. I don't know why everypony thinks you do.
Anyway give Twilight a chance, I know she's an egghead but she has a big heart and really cares about you.
Besides you kinda owe her for taking her cutie mark and putting her through that time travel mess so this is fair and either way it would never work out with Trixie anyway as she is way too egotistical.
Anyway I hope all is good with your life.
Stay Awesome
Rainbow Dash
Starlight then put down the letter and rolled her eyes she didn't owe Twilight her love besides she'd hate to lead Twilight on so she's not gonna do that but otherwise she enjoyed reading that letter and she peacefully went to sleep.
Starlight’s Secret Admirer
Dear Starlight Not Again...
Starlight went to her room to practice spells before Spike showed up with mail.
“Mail call.” Spike called out.
Starlight then took the letter and began reading it.
Dear Starlight
Not again did you seriously poof all these letters around Equestria.
This is just great, just great. How am I going to explain to Equestria that my graduated friendship student is causing trouble again.
I will admit though I do have some deep seeded feelings for you even if I didn’t write that letter.
I mean I know I’m a princess and all but I do not believe in only marrying royalty I can marry who I want thank you very much and honestly you’d be my choice for a marefriend.
Honestly I’m very glad that you don’t have feelings for Sunburst because I calculated how compatible you two would have been and well I don’t exactly want to say what the chances of you two being a couple were but long story short you would have been heartbroken.
You don’t know how the urges I feel to just drag you to my bedroom and just begin kissing you but of course I know the meaning of consent so if you ever want to date or do anything sexual, you can tell me. I’ll be there for you.
With Love Twilight Sparkle
Starlight then blushed she never knew Twilight felt that way about her and that she had some dirty thoughts about her.
Spike then showed up through the door.
“So uh are you in to Twilight?” Spike asked fearfully,
“I honestly don’t know Spike.” Starlight groaned out.
“Okay I’ll make sure to let her know that’s a maybe.” Spike said leaving the room.