Author's Note

I wanted to do something different from what I used to do so yeah, an OP PLZ NERF STORY!

Also to any staff members... THIS STORY HAS DISCORD IN IT!

So yeah... this is not a chapter but an introduction to the story.

I might also have discord and our fox boy do some crazy sh*t later on like...

dimension-hopping...

Who knows...

Maybe they will meet prefect Cell and Kermit...

Again this story is different from what I'm used to doing.

Intro (Discord is in here)

Soooooooo...

Oh do I start this?

Well...

I guess I start when I was back on earth before wouding up here on Equis...

Nothing much to say, I was both a weeb, brony, and a furry.

As much as people laughed at me for being a weeb only a few knew about my other two sides because if word got out when I was back in high school I would be a laughing stock of the entire school. Seriously what the fuck are wrong with people calling us 'animal fuckers'?! Look I would never go into that dark pit... never in forever alright that is sick and wrong on so many different levels seriously it makes me want to vomit when I hear about shit like that.

See these three things basically saved me from going into a depression or worse... sucicide I don't have many friends like me but the ones that I have are awesome. Discord (the site not the god) makes it so easy to talk with them and what not, sadly you can't get by life being those three things and along side my Warhammer and cosplay hobby its draining me of money. Jobs were hard to come by I mean these jobs were hard on me for me being this nice guy and trying to help out when I can, hell this one job fired me for not asking someone's hand... If you couldn't tell were in the middle of a outbreak of Covid-19 idiots that job treated me like trash but it did pay good. The only good job I had was at a BBQ place where I busted tables and would get some tips along with that everyone was SUPER nice! One of the cooks worked at a farmers market half time and once shared his honey bread with me with nut butter, along with that the manager who let me before the store open listen to music while I worked also let me have free meals and bluebell icecream!

But then Covid-19 was like "Hello motherfucker," and I lost the job...

Ever since then I never had a good job and my step-father, mother, and half sister treated me poorly leaving me in a deep stress filled state where they would steal, hurt, and abuse me. Until one day I flew to my grandparents to help them movie to make some extra cash they knew everything and I got a feeling they just took me in to give me a break with that hell, after my body was 'de-stressing' (yes that is a actual thing) my grandparents asked why not join the military so I thought about it called family that I knew that served so my first thought was to join the US army but after a talk with a few Army family friends they told me to go into a different branch so I took there word and went to the air force where I would learn a few life skills down the line.

The air force was awesome! Short Bootcamp, longer sleeping hours, better pay, more respect, AC tents, and the best part?

Blue uniforms!

My favorite color!

Well the guys and I talked a lot from stuff that people would normally talk about when I talked about anime they played the hentai joke which just annoyed me but someone asked if I liked beastars and well... they found out I was a furry. At first they assumed I was gay, which wasn't the case I'm straight as a arrow though I doubt I would find someone out there who was also a furry and straight...

Like Metallica once said: "Sad but true"

Though I have one thing about me that not many people know...

I HATE humans.

Yeah didn't see that one coming huh?

Why do I hate my race?

LOOK AROUND!

We are not just killing our planet but there is people who get off on the pain of others along with people assaulting others because they are entitled to do so! Damn karens and kyles... (AU: I have nothing if you are named Karen or Kyle... I have a aunted named Karen)

Before I head out my great uncle told me to do something, if anything were to happen to me I should bury the hacket with those I have beef... So I tried to contact all those out there in the world that I had a past with and bury the hacket, almost all didn't respond to me but at least I tired. The only one that didn't seemed to accept it was my step-father who even on easter of this year snapped at me when I was only joking with my sister and her mentally challenged friend. I left the party as my mom begged me to return to not make her look bad in her friends but I finally after the years of abuse and stress I snapped I told her if someone did love me they wouldn't hurt me by chocking me or threating to kill me. She tried to say how she was a terrible mother to make me feel bad it didn't work she played that card so many times I felt nothing but rage.

Once I left her house she would never see me again in her 'prefect' life that I was ruining with her 'one true love'.

"Real life isn't a fairy tale,"

As I leave to the Air force I trained hard...

I hated my body but I pushed forward, I lost weight, got stronger, got faster, and finally was free to be who I wanted to be in the military.

When I finally made it getting my rank as Private First class thanks to my time as a eagle scout I was looking to head out to my first few years out into some random military base in the world... Heres hoping for japan!

Why japan?

Well not just for the anime but the culture!

The stories and honor in the land of the rising sun, sure the USA and Japan had beef before but our friendship has never been stronger (*cough* North korea *cough cough*) plus its filled with weirdos like myself! My favorite stories are about the Kitsunes though they are spirits who are the masters of pranks but some are just plain mean that steal not just money but the lives of random folk. There are rarely any story about them being spirits of hope and help others though there aren't many out there they are some out there, besides the fact I just want to sleep on the nine tails of a kitsune and see how they feel.

Hey I can dream leave me be!

Though little did I know before I would arrive something would happen, I don't know what it was but one moment I was on my way to my base for the next few years when something hit me and it hit hard.

Then the darkness followed...

I don't know how long I was there but it was... so... dark...

The darkness was so great that I didn't think I had a body for I could feel anything but float there in the void of what I guess was death for a long time.

I won't lie, I was scared shitless.

Though every moment that past I felt like I was getting stronger and stronger...

Before I knew it the darkness didn't feel so scary anymore but soothing.

It was the like void itself was a sea of strength and every second that pasted I could feel my very soul growing stronger.

It must have been weeks... months... hell it could have been years!

Then I was done being there, the feeling of growing stronger faded away and I decided to leave this place and set forth and demand to be let go. I didn't think I had a voice but it was like something read my mind and before it I opened my eyes to a new world around me.

Green grass, blue sky, and white clouds in the air.

Sure I was confused in how I got there but when I looked down at myself I saw my body and yeah I did freakout... a lot.

My human body was gone and in its place was a anthro body... I think you can guess what I was with me having nine tails, which did made me think was I really over 1,000 years old? In the stories every 100 years a kitsune grew a new tail and I had nine, maybe I was 900 but then again my time in the void was long as fuck so it wouldn't surprise me if I had spent over 10 life times in the void. I was loving my new body though, I hated being a hairless ape and what but now being what I was now was a million times better than being a ape. One problem...

I was nude, but lucky my junk was covered thanks to my new body's 'cover' I would have to see what it looked like later...

Hey you would do the same!

So there I was standing there a red fox kitsune wondering what to do next, then out of the blue guess who showed up...

The god of chaos (not 40k).

Discord himself.

Well... anthro version of him, when he saw me he kinda paniced and didn't expect me to be nude but luckily him being a god of chaos snapped his fingers and out of nothing came my first pair of clothes in equis (from what I could guess). Apperantly when I can here into Equis he felt my pressance right away and came to see what I was, though he didn't know who I was for once in his life discord was... serious.

Yeah, the god of chaos, the master of pranks, the literal definition of madness was dead serious.

The best way I could describe it was those moments were the merc with the mouth AKA deadpool was no longer pulling out sex jokes.

Discord wasn't joking around when he saw me though his nature couldn't help but joke about my nudity when he first met me but after that it was like a whole new discord we never saw in the show. I was confused in how he asked me what I was doing here and all that, I just told him what happened to me and everything and his serious threating manner turned to confusion.

The two of us just ended up having some tea out there in the forest (chaos powers and what not), the two of us just talked about what might have been happening to me but none of us came up with a solid theory but we both agreed on the idea I had been isekaied.

Luckly discord was a weeb too so I didn't need to explain it to him, but to my surprise he didn't know any animes I told him about. Though when It told him about my first anime kill-la-kill he laughed at how it was, then again it was kinda of the same way but it kinda grew on you. Discord and I just talk for the rest of the day about stuff before he end up leaving back to go to fluttershy's place where I was left alone with some bits (thanks to discord) and set out to find a place of my own.

Though discord said I had some kind of power that he never seen before but I kinda got a feeling...

It was OP plz nerf power...

Knowing how most isekais go...

It had to be that...

Yep...

I was a TTS emperor power leveled dude there having no idea how powerful I was or what not, so I decided to not try and destroy the planet by accident.

Hopefully though I would find some good food out there in this new world...

Who knows what can happen!