Ponyville had a new visitor today which wasn't a rarity (No pun) now and days but it what the guest was that surprised everyone. See back in the day before twilight became Queen of Equestira the citizens of Ponyville feared anything that wasn't a pony but after the zercora 'event' they have been less afraid of new races but even after Ponyville became a melting pot of all kinds of races to learn friendship they still had that fear of the unknown. So when he came into town they were all in a surprise to see this strange never seen before race, legends did tell of a race of fox people once living in Japony but they disappeared after the ponies... drove them out of there home land and renamed it.

The visitor was surprisingly not aggressive or anything and he didn't start a fight when he came into town surprising all the ponies that knew about the story of Japony. Wearing a nice set of clothes from a pair of nice looking shoes, cargo pants, a black long sleeve shirt, and finally a strangely made grey scarf that covered his neck and shoulders... that was oddly familiar somehow. As he came in his tail (Au: don't worry I'll explain where his other eight are) was fluffy and the red-orange fur matched the fur on his head as his ears twitched slightly and soft blue eyes were looking at everything in the town as he placed his black furred hand-claw-paw to his chin.

He then stopped at a restaurant and went in.

The waitress froze up when he asked if they had any meat and she almost pasted out from the question but it took all her will not to do so and tell him no. Though it seemed fine with him so he just ordered a grill cheese and asked for a sweet tea with some fries, she got his order and dashed away fast as possible.

There the fox being sat as he looked out the window into ponyville as the entire joint was staring at him.

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'I wish they would stop staring at me...'

He sighed as he could feel the eyes burning into his back as he sat there waiting for his meal, the waitress quickly placed his drink down and ran away leaving him to take the drink and taste his first drink in Equis. It had been too long since he had tasted something for lord knows how long since he been in that void with no body which met no taste buds or any reason to eat. After his talk with discord he was given the clothes that oddly resembled that of a UA teacher and pro hero that he requested after what discord gave him originally, though the scarf might have been a little overboard but no goggles in the end.

The god of chaos was even nice enough to give him some tea... wait... oh crap than that meant... this wasn't the first drink he had in this new world. Facepalming slightly he smiled at himself, he still had a big dumb brain even after all that time in the void at least he still knew he was himself in the end even after those many boring years... He was going with the theory he was in there for over 900+ years due to how many tails he had and knowing the legend of the kitsune, though if he was correct than that meant he was a powerful fox spirit in the end. The first power he used was his shapeshifting his nine tails into one single on though it was cool to have nine tails he didn't want to grab any attention to himself than already.

Taking a sip of his sweet tea he pulled out coin pouch (also given by discord) and in were the money of this world, gold bits and he had about 100 gold coins in this bag. You can do a lot with 100 gold coins in DND but this wasn't the table top since this meal would cost him five whole coins, it was kinda of fucking stupid that they used actual GOLD for this since its such a rare metal and everything why didn't they use the basic fantasy money system...

Copper being the lowest, sliver being the middle child, gold being 'golden' child, and platinum being the big brother of the three.

Then again the witcher and eldar scrolls used gold coins sooooooo...

Best not think about it too hard.

As the waitress placed down his meal, he thanked he as he grabbed his knife and looked down at the plate, the isekaied kitsune hadn't tested how strong he was and from what discord told him... He was pretty fucking strong. Not ending up to be like Bob and cut though Dash's plate and into the table like in the Disney movie the fox inhaled before placing his knife ever so gently on grilled cheese and pushed so lightly like a doctor. As he slowly cut the sandwich he placed his knife down and came his favorite part of this simple dish, he pulled the bread and the melted cheese still connected to the other...

snapped...

The fox sighed as he was disappointed in how the coolest part of this dish was ruined, well time for a taste.

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What...

The...

Fuck...

The bread felt like sand paper and the cheese? Don't get started on the cheese! it was like some kind of soy fat free low carb cheese that it didn't even taste like cheese but wax!

He couldn't help but spit out the 'food'...

If the gordon was here, he would most likely punch the head chief in the face because this had to be worse than what the owner of hell's kitchen had ever tasted at least the shows cast TRIED making food. Damn... though he hated that bully with all his heart he rather eat his food than whoever made this, he would eat the food that a fucking asshole of a human being that treated a blind chief like a trash (yeah he did this) than eat this.

As everyone watched him do this he turned and placed the bits on the table before leaving, he wasted five coins on sand paper bread and wax cheese sandwich. The tea was alright good, a bit sweeter than it should be but the kitsune didn't mind the sweetness for he still had a sweet tooth (not the van) for the sugar filled things. Before he could leave he felt something hit against the back of his head.

"IS MY COOKING NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU ASSHOLE!" Alright that wasn't expect from something out a children's TV show.

Turning his head he looked at the floor to see a shatted glass bottle on the ground, confused in why he didn't feel any pain he rubbed the back of his head and to his surprise... no blood. Looking for his hand to a very pissed off looking pony chef that held fire in his eyes as the kitsune watched as some of the staff had to hold him back as he waved a butchers knife in his hand.

"Dude... it was straight up awful alright I have every right to like what I want and not like what I want," He turned to leave as the pony cursed as he began to move out before the doors to the building opened as he heard the chef coming behind him.

As the chef swung he simply dodged with surprisingly good reflexes and what seemed like muscle memory.

"You know your assaulting someone over a sandwich," The fox said as the chief roared slashing at him but with his hands in his pockets the new vistor to ponyville effortlessly dodged (Au: for some reason I'm think of neo dodging yang... your welcome).

"I'LL SHOW YOU ASSAULT!" The chef raised his knife in the air and swung it down hard only for two fingers to stop it, the crowd that watched gasped as the kitsune held the knife in between his fingers.

"Enough," Only using his fingers he pulled the knife from the chef’s hand and gently tossed it into the air before grabbing it and throw it behind him as it embedding itself into the open sigh.

Placing his hand back in his pocket he began to leave as the chief was shocked before snarling and roaring as he throw a right hook at the being as he was waking away but the moment his hand made impact to the back of the head of the kitsune all watched as the arm moved in a right angel followed by a loud snap.

"MY ARM!"

Confused the Kitsune turned his head to the pony on the ground as he cried as the kitsune blinked confused at what just happened. Not knowing what to do he rubbed the back of his head clearly in a bad spot as the crowd looked in horror while some guards in gold armor came dashing forward.

"STOP YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW!"

It... took... everything... for him not to burst out laughing.

As the guards came at him.

"You have committed crimes against Equestria and her people what do you have to say in your defence?"

Alright now he was laughing.

"You think this is funny freak!?"

The fox held his gut as he laughed tears flowing down his eyes.

"N-n-n-n-no its... just the way you said it... g-g-g-g-god this is priceless! And your so serious!" The kitsune laughed.

"WE ARE SERIOUS YOU FOX FUCK! YOU JUST ASSAULTED A CITIZEN OF PONYVILLE!"

Like a switch the kitsune stopped laughing.

"I'm sorry what?"

"You. Just. Broke. A. Innocent. Pony's. Arm," A guard said pointing his spear at the fox.

"No I didn't," He defended himself pushing the spear away.

"Oh so his arm just broke!" A guard spat as the Fox spoke.

"Well after he punched me yeah,"

"Like somepony can break their arm from punching somepony else," A guard said. "Save it for the judge,"

Pulling out some cuffs the blood in the fox's blood froze...

He wasn't Criminal sure he played Sly cooper and Payday 2 but this? Why? He didn't do anything? He didn't even pull defend himself he just disarmed the guy and sure he might have slightly damaged the wooden open sign but this?

Just like the many stories he read on Fimfiction.

Before he even became a fox spirit thing, back in America he was a law abiding citizen... hell his dad was a fucking cop! HIS DAD'S BROTHERS OF THE FAMILY WERE LAW ENFORCEMENT... well besides his one uncle who was apart of the CIA, still the laws of texas were basically drilled into his mind as a kid everytime he visited his dad!

So when these Guards are trying to arrest him for something he didn't do... yeah he was pissed.

Before they could grab him a flash came from behind him.

"Alright that's enough," A familiar voice spoke as the kitsune turned to see who else? But discord!

The dragon-hybrid-thing (sorry I don't remember what he is) looked down at the fox and spoke.

"You good?"

"Yeah before this smuck came at me with a butcher knife!"

"Damn son... A butcher knife? What did you do?" Discord asked.

"Nothing I ordered a sandwich and it tasted like sand paper and wax! So I didn't eat it but left paying for the meal," The fox said. "Then when I was leaving he threw a bottle at me before swing his knife at me like jason!"

Discord sighed as he held the bridge of his nose.

"Alright I like a good bit of chaos but this? This is just stupid... And this is coming from ME! All this... over a sandwich?" Discord spoke holding out his hand-paw-thing (I'm going to go with hand from now on).

"Yep now they are arresting me after this guy punched me and broke his arm," This seemed to surprise discord.

"Wait he punched you AND broke his arm? Are you alright?" Discord asked.

"Yep I'm fine didn't even feel it to be honest and I didn't feel the bottle I just felt something tap the back of my head and glass shatter," The fox spirit said rubbing the back of his head.

"Wow... alright we'll talk about this later but for now," He turned to the guard before pointing to the fox. "Look buddy this is my friend I made 15 minutes ago and he is total boss alright I'm not going to have some xenophobic guards take him to jail just because some senstive chief with a ego bigger than mine broke his arm while trying to punch fox boss here,"

'Fox boss? Hehe I kinda like it... though kinda sounds weird but then again this is discord,'

"So here is what's going to happen I'm taking my bro here to my place and if I see any guards come to house I'll turn them into a giant chocolate bunny... you got that?" Discord asked the guard who didn't know to be scared or confused. "Now then come on hoss I beat fluttershy would be happy to meet you,"

The kitsune smiled as he could only image what anthro fluttershy could look like...

Though he lost interested in ponies as wafius but a few still were nice enough to stay, he always did want to see the yellow cream shy angel in person as a anthro. Maybe teach the bunny of hers a few things to be nice... maybe he'll threaten to eat the little dude since he is a fox.

"Oh cool I hope she doesn't mind me being a fox spirit,"

"Pfft she'll love you!" Placing his hand on the fox's shoulder the two teleported away in a blink leaving the guards to report to twilight about this 'fox spirit'.

Author's Note

Well...

The bromance has begun!

The god of chaos and the fox spirit from the void being to become the best of friends... wait till spike falls in and we got ourselves the three musketeers.

Also my spell check thing has stopped working!!! :(

Also my Grammarly acout stopped working... :(