
May the Best Pet Win!
an intentionally bad story about Rainbow Dash picking out a sex slave
Rainbow Dash is feeling left out, almost everyone in Ponyville has a pet to play with except for her! She decides to change that with the help of her friends, time to put some ponies to the test! (Wait... whut?)
This story has intentionally not been written very well in terms of structure or characterization, the point of the story is that it's meant to be so bad it's funny. If you think it's just plain bad, that's cool too! :P

2126 words: Estimated 11 minutes to read
4 Chapters:
- Prologue 2021-04-01 16:19:49 UTC149
- Picking a Pet 2021-04-01 16:21:30 UTC967
- Picking a Pet Part 2: Electric Boogaloo 2021-04-01 16:23:29 UTC749
- Epilogue 2021-04-01 16:30:10 UTC261