Books and Bestiality

The view they both had of the sky was magical, laying there side by side just gazing at the stars, it all felt very romantic for them, as if they were on their very first date all over again. Their first date had been awkward to say the least, they recognized that they had developed a parent/child dynamic over the years and that it felt odd and just a tad naughty to be sneaking off for secret dates, but once they got past that, the rest was easy. Their first date was actually in the Crystal Empire in the arctic wasteland, not a traditional setting, but they weren't ready to reveal themselves as becoming partners yet, besides they had taken all the necessary provisions and just like they were doing right now, they had simply allowed themselves to gaze up at the night sky.

Twilight smirked as she remembered exactly what they did after spending a few minutes looking at stars, then again that particular activity usually had her seeing stars anyway! Spike knew that particular smirk, Twilight always made that smirk just before becoming intimate, he turned to her and said "So Twilight... since we are alone up here, how about we get a little close?"

Twilight blushed with an awkward smile, but caught herself before saying yes immediately like she normally would. She laughed it off and said in a not-so-convincing tone "Uh... not tonight Spike! Maybe some other time! Back in Equestria maybe! Goodnight!" Twilight turned away and isolated herself from Spike, not intentionally, but more on reflex.

Spike sighed, Twilight's freak-outs were a common occurrence, but that didn't make them any less frustrating "OK, what's wrong?"

Twilight turned back to him and said "Oh... er, nothing Spike I'm just... just not in the mood that's all", she didn't know why she expected Spike to accept that bullshit excuse, she'd never been "not in the mood" throughout their entire relationship.

Spike raised an eyebrow and said "You expect me to believe that? Come on Twilight, I can tell when somethings bugging you, but I can't help unless you tell me".

Twilight sighed, she knew Spike would see right through her and wouldn't be satisfied until he had helped her solve her problem, he was sweet like that. "Well Spike, it's just that... I'm not sure if I feel comfortable having sex with you while we are here"

Understandably Spike asked "Why not?"

Twilight said "Well first of all we are in a library and second of all you're a dog so having sex with you would be bestiality".

Spike had the perfect rebuttal to those two hang ups "Well Twilight, need I remind you that we used to live in a library? Besides any sort of fluids that may be involved in our love-making is only gonna fall onto unread hardback books that nobody reads", Twilight thought to herself, he did have a point there, it was the second issue that would be the real challenge though. "What does me being a dog have to do with it? It's not bestiality" Spike claimed.

Twilight went "What are you talking about? Yes it is, we're two different species, having sex with you would be wrong".

Twilight had made a fatal error there, Spike was legitimately offended and said "Oh, so I suppose a pony being with a dragon is also wrong and immoral, is that correct?!"

Twilight gasped in shock "No no no no! Not at all! Anyway, you're sentient as a dragon!"

Spike came back at her with "I'm sentient as a dog too! You could argue that you don't even need to ask for consent, which let me remind you, is the one and only reason that bestiality is illegal in Equestria. Why do you think Fluttershy fucks so many of her animals and hasn't been arrested? It's because she can talk to them and if she or any of her animals are in the mood, the language for consent is there. Fluttershy doesn't rape her animals, that's not exactly part of the welfare side of taking care of our fellow creatures".

Twilight mulled over everything Spike had said, she couldn't fault him on his logic. All the available information swirled around in her head until she came to the only conclusion she could draw, if she could be a pony and fuck her dragon, then she could be a human and fuck her dog. It would certainly be a new, exciting and kinky way to experience sex. Twilight adopted a seductive look and said "Alright big boy, why don't you lay on your side and I'll give you a nice blowjob to get things started, hmm?" There was the Twilight Spike knew and loved, he smiled and did exactly as she said, his cock already beginning to swell.