What is a human? A friend? Or a foe?

Hey everyone this is chapter 2 and if you see any spelling mistakes in this new characters dialogue don’t worry there intentional..

CHAPTER 2: HUMAN EQUESTRIA

“You this Chrysaliss bitch?” said the voice from before, the smoke cleared to reveal an adult male human, he had messy blond hair and was wearing a denim jacket, a blue shirt with a few smudges of dirt on it, blue jeans and a belt which was bright green, to top it off he was carrying a small metal stick,

“How DARE you address me like that!” screamed a now very annoyed Chrysaliss,

“Listen lassie, I could give two shits but I just got out of a prison cell ah’ve been stuck for about a thousand years, ah’ve just had to smash my way through about 10,000,000 Changelings, all trying to change intah me, and nah I got to deal with pissy, pompous, bitch who only has about what an eighth or ninth of my power so I’m gonna swear, I’m gonna swear a whole bloody lot.” The man said with a shrug, “Oh and yes I did just monologue ya bitch.”

Everypony in the room jaws dropped in shock by this strange person,

“Who are you?” Chrysaliss asked in shock,

“The names William, but you can call me Sir William Motha Fucker, and to ya readers out there yes that was a reference to No More Heroes they’ll be loads of em.” William replied smugly,

“CHANGELINGS GET HIM!” Chrysaliss commanded her minions, the Changelings all charged a William while he just smiled,

William grabbed the stick with his over hand and an energy beam came out of it,

“Beam Katana, Tsubaki Mark III, Let’s Rip!” William shouted before doing a leftward swing sending an energy wave at the Changeling’s sending them flying into the walls knocking them out, “Like I said, Fuckin Weak, really the guards are bigger trouble…. For about five seconds.” William said starring straight at Chrysaliss “Now before we fight and all let me put some music on.” He said pulling out a HTC Wildfire,

“No, no, yea.. No, maybe, doesn’t fit, no, no, wait yes Nathan Is Are Boss.” William said, going through his phones music tracks, all of a sudden a techno beat began beating out his phone (for the upcoming fight scene please play Nathan is are Boss from No More Heroes 2 Desperate Struggle), he began moving to the beat and his Beam Katana then turned into Boom Box,

“Now lassie let’s see what you can do against the Crownless King.” He said before three rockets flew out the Boom Box,

Chrysaliss did a swing motion with her head cutting two of the rockets in half but the third one kept going and smashed into her sending her flying across the room before she hit a wall, she got back up and began firing magic lasers at him but the Boom Box released a sonic pulse countering the blast,

The Boom Box then turned in to armour around his arms as he charged at Chrysaliss, she turned her horn into a giant sword which she then tried to use to attack him with but William blocked it with his left arm, Chrysaliss then shrunk her horn to get past his arm, then re-growing when it got past his arm and then penetrated the side of his stomach, William merely smiled (song stops here),

“DELIVARENCE!” he shouted as Chrysaliss cut him in half, his lower half fell to floor but his top half went flying into a wall spraying blood everywhere, she then began to laugh,

“You SEE!?” she asked, “Your last chance and I killed him.” She then began to laugh evilly,

“Ah now that would be a problem if I was anybody, or in your case anypony else, but you see I’m not anybody else.” Came Williams voice, everypony in the rooms head suddenly turned to his higher half only to see it whole again,

“Now I was hoping it wouldn’t come to this but you forced my hand,” he said with a big grin on his face, then all of the Elements of Harmony appeared around him, “ARE YOU FUCKIN KIDDIN ME CELESTIA!?” he shouted at the cocoon that held Celestia “I tell ya not to change them but no you do it anyways, oh and before you lot ask I was the guy who used and created the Elements.” This last section made everypony to yet again have their jaws drop,

“Now let me show ya how they’re SUPPOSED to be used,” William said his grin returning, then the Element suddenly turned into six pieces of amour losing the marks of their holders,

The ones that were once Kindness and Generosity became leggings, Laughter and Honesty became gauntlets, Loyalty became a chest plate and Magic became a helmet, each piece attached itself to William (if you want to know what it looks type up Ventus’ armour on Google then imagine it golden),

“Now then,” he said, he pulled out his phone and hit a track without even looking, “Time to Look Pimpin.” (For this section please play Mad World’s Look Pimpin, but I will provide lyrics),

“You see my swag” William warped in front of Chrysaliss,

“Now you wanna come and give me all this drag?” he then side stepped her attack and delivering a very painful upper cut,

“I think you better fight back” he said jumping back two steps,

“Because my hand is itchin' to give you a smack” he then slapped her sending one of her teeth flying out,

“What's your name again, Jack?” he gave a quizzical look while rubbing his chin,

“It's the end of the road, there ain't no turnin' back” he span round on his foot smacking her in the face again,

“Don't let the fly face fool ya” he slammed his hands on the top of her head,

“Mother Fucka, it's 'bout time that I school ya” doing the same as last time but this time upwards smashing her chin,

“Don't worry I'm not in a hurry” he delievered three slow but painful hooks,

“I don't even wanna get my fresh gear dirty” he then wiped some of her blood off of his gauntlets,

“A little birdie chirped of your flurry” he said blocking five of her blasts of magic,

“Now I must nip it, or better yet, bury” he blocked a sixth blast and tripped her up,

“Your entity, look at me while I'm talkin'” he lifted her up,

“I heard you was lurkinn', or was it even stalkin'” he warped behind her and round house kicked her side,

“My program thinkin' you the man in the place” he then uppercut her launching her into the air,

“Now it's 'bout time you get a hand to the face” he smacked her upside of the face,

“Look Pimpin'! I ain't playin'” he warped to where she had landed,

“In a minute you gonna be layin'” she got u only for him to knock her down again,

“On the ground I ain't messin' around” he span around on his heel and smack her head twice,

“My city! My rules! My money! My town!” he did an uppercut, a frontal punch, a kick to the face and then a bitch slap in time to lyrics, (music stops here)

Chrysaliss was a bleeding shaking wreck laying on the floor,

“So long.” William said, a sphere of energy appeared in his hands and he then punched the ground, releasing a massive energy explosion sending all the Changelings flying away from Canterlot, “Fuckin WEEEAAAK!” William said turning around he looked at the mane six,

“Now let’s fix this up,” he said, his armour disappeared and the Elements returned to their chest, he then created a Keyblade and held it straight up, “CURAJA!” he shouted, everypony in the rooms injuries were completely healed, “Now for you, Celestia.” He then pointed the Keyblade at the cocoon “Fira!” a small ball of flame was launched at the cocoon burning it and released Celestia, she began to fall but William jumped up and caught her,

“You owe ten now, you know that right,” he said with a smirk, but Celestia just looked at him with an angry face, “But for now you better fix up this wedding, so long Sweetheart.” He landed and was about to put Celestia down but gave her a kiss on the cheek making her blush a bit, he put her down and jumped to the main broken window,

“Well be seeing ya later.” He said, suddenly a motorbike appeared under him, he gave it a quick rev, “Long time no see old girl.”

“Where do you think you’re going?” asked a very annoyed Celestia, William gave his bike another rev,

“I’ve been stuck in that cell for a thousand years lassie, I’m gettin out of ere, and before I forget I ain’t going back to that cell ever again got it Sweetheart?” he said, the bike then flew right out the window and landed on the castle wall and just kept driving,

“Who was that princess?” asked Twilight, Celestia turned around to see the mane six who were all getting back up from the floor with no blood on them at all,

“That was William, the most dangerous and powerful being ever.” She answered, her voice was full of sorrow, everypony just looked at her with shock on their faces.

END OF CHAPTER.

Well that’s about it, I hope you guys enjoyed it and don’t worry William will get funnier goodbye.