What is a human? A friend? Or a foe?

Hey every one so in this chapter we begin to learn a bit about William so let's go

A PARTY CRASHING I WILL GO.

After William left and the Changelings went flying out of Canterlot “Actually, its they went flying the fuck out.” WILLIAM SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I TAKE MY STAFF AND RAM IT UP YOU’RE A- er ignore that anyways after the incident the mane six, Celestia, Cadence and Shining Armour were able to fix up the wedding, after the two became a married the after party began the two left on their honeymoon,

“Well todays been eventful.” Said Twilight to her friends, they had got together at one of the tables Celestia and Luna had decided to join them,

“Yes it has my faithful student, I just hope you can forgive me for not believing you?” Celestia asked looking highly upset, Twilight couldn’t help but chuckle at her mentor,

“Of course I can princess, you are my mentor and oldest friend after all.” She answered with a smile,

Suddenly they heard a very loud shouting of “BEER!” they all looked over to the drinks table to see William, still wearing his clothes from before, chugging down a bottle of beer,

“God I love beer!” he exclaimed wiping his face with his sleeve, Celestia’s smile suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a look of anger,

“What are you doing here William?” she asked in a very annoyed tone,

"Simple I've come here to have fun and get some beer, I mean really how do you expect a man, an Irish one at that, to go a thousand years without beer?” he replied taking another swig of his beer,

“You had food and drinks.” Celestia replied, William stopped drinking his beer and swallowed his mouthful,

“Food?” he asked now very annoyed, “Food that’s what you call that shit? The stuff for ponies? I’m a fuckin human not a pony, I need fuckin meat not hay and drinks? You mean slop, I downed twenty thousand cans of Coke-Cola and cut off my own limbs for nutrition!” he said very, very angry,

“I KNEW THAT!” Celestia shouted at him,

“THEN WHY DIDN’T YOU DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT?! OR WERE YOU TOO BUSY SITTIN ON YOUR BIG FUCKIN THRONE DOING JACKSHIT!?” he shouted at her, some of the ponies turned towards them and looked at William like he was a mad man, “AND BEFORE ANY OF YOU LOT SAY ANY THIN, I’M TEN TIMES FUCKIN STRONGER THEN HER!” shouted to the crowd, everypony but Luna and a steaming Celestia gasped

“Luna he’s joking right?” Twilight whispered to the princess of the night,

“I wish he was but William is the strongest being in existence.” She answered,

William then released a breath and looked like he had calmed down,

“Look sorry, but I was stuck in that prison down there for a thousand years and I’m a bit pissed, so my angers gonna spike now and then.” He said, he turned and headed to the table the mane six were at and Celestia followed, a bit calmer now,

“So you lot are the new ‘older’s of the elements, eh?” he asked pulling a chair out of nowhere,

Now he was closer to Twilight she was able to see two new things about him, one his shirt was clean and two he had two badges on, one saying “A’hm Irish and A’h know it.” and the other saying “Kiss me A’hm Irish.”,

“Yep I’m Pinkie Pie the element of Laughter!” Pinkie said with her normal amount of energy,

“A’h know, Your Rarity the element of Generosity, your Fluttershy the element of Kindness, your Applejack the element of Honesty, your Rainbow Dash the element of Loyalty and your Twilight Sparkle the element of Magic and brother to Shining Armour.” He said, “Before ya ask, I ave a psychological link to the elements, also Celestia posted Shining to guard me on a few occasions, man ah scared the shit outta him on more than one occasion.” He said,

“So you know all of us?” Rainbow asked,

“Aye lass, and if it’s alright with you lot I’d like to ang out with ya.” He said leaning back in his chair,

“Sure that’s fine, right guys?” Twilight asked, all her friends agreed,

“Nice, now if ya excuse me.” He said getting out of his chair, he walked over to the DJ’s spot, “Oi lassie!” he shouted to DJ PON-3, she turned to him and unlike the rich ponies that kept walking away from him she simply replied,

“Sup?” she said casually,

“Can I put one of my own songs on mate?” he asked, she nodded and he plugged his phone in, “Time for me theme song, Stop Hanging DJ’s.” he said, a techno beat began blasting out the amplifiers,

William began to walk back to the table but he stopped half way there and did a ninety degree turn, he squinted his eyes to see a massive dust cloud,

“The fu- OH SHIT, SHIT, SHI-” he shouted but was cut off when he was tackled by something that made a massive GLOMP sound,

“WILLIAM!” shouted a high pitched female voice, as the dust cleared there was a rather strange girl hugging William,

She was wearing a black dress with white diamonds on the tip of the skirt part, she had long blond hair with a black hairband with a red rose stuck to it and she also had gloves that went from the tip of her hands too her elbows,

“Margaret!” William said hugging her, several posh ponies looked at the two with disgusted faces but they didn’t care,

They got up off the floor and William picked her up bride style causing her to giggle and the ponies to just looked at them with shock and disgust, William carried her over to the table and placed on his chair he then pulled another chair out of nowhere,

“Lassies I’d like ya to meet mi girlfriend Margaret.” William said to the mane six,

“G’day.” Margaret said with a joke salute,

“Why do you two talk like that?” asked Pinkie with a confused look,

“Ah well ya see I’m three quarters English one eighth Australian and an eighth Scottish.” Margaret answered the first part,

“And A’hm three quarters English and a quarter Irish.” William answered the second part,

“So William what are you two exactly?” Rarity asked,

“Were the last of the humans as I blew the rest of them up.” William said with a shrug, they all looked at him with shocked looks, “Well if ah didn’t you lot would be dead, hell I’ve fixed loads of problems with this world.” He said staring of in to space,

“You KILLED all of your species and you have no remorse what so ever?” Twilight asked looking at him,

“Aye we’ve both killed loads of beings, ell I’ve got the nickname “The Reaper” just cause of what I use as a weapon and how many beings I’ve killed, but that’s next to none compared to Will ere.” Margaret replied, she pointed at William with her thumb,

“And how any “beings” has he killed?” asked Rainbow,

“A hundred million.” William said in a monotone, the mane six looked at William all shaking in fear, “Anyways see ya round.” William got out of his chair and began to walk away, he whistled and his Schpeltiger came to him, then Margaret jumped on the back as he drove.

END OF CHAPTER.

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