DON'T FUCK WITH A MARINE

My M240 Light Machine Gun was in my hands. I was armed to the absolute boatload of weapons and equipment, more than I had ever carried. I had magically created so much gear that I didn't even need any body armor because my gear would've just protected me at this point. I chuckled as I imagined this was going to be like the 'No Russian' mission in Modern Warfare 2. These stupid animals and their javelins weren't going to stand a chance.

Speaking of javelins, I was going to show them a real 'Javelin'. I stepped back and created a Javelin rocket launcher which spawned right into my hands. I aimed at the top of the castle and set the timer for the missile's impact at 20 minutes. I then put an alarm to go off on my watch at 19 minutes and again 58 seconds later, before pulling the thick trigger of the rocket launcher. The missile shot out with a deafening screech, and then immediately accelerated upwards high into the sky where it was soon not even visible. I laughed, and with a grin I began to run inside the castle. It was payback time!

Fortunately, it seemed as though the castle was on high alert. Decorated horse guards were everywhere as soon as I entered the front premises, and their magical round bubble shields began to envelop their bodies when they caught sight of me running in. In an instant I opened fire with the loud, high-pitched bullets of my M240. Their shields didn't stand a chance! They all shattered like glass, and their bodies dropped like dead weight as blood and guts were sent flying everywhere. The bullets tore through their bodies like they were condensed cloth, and as bullet shells littered the ground around me, they were soon all dead in a mere thirty seconds. There wasn't a trace of life anywhere in-front of me, and with this first room clear, I continued forward. I was going to make it to the heart of this castle and destroy everything in my path.

My gear bounced and clattered against my body as I sprinted into the next room, and when I saw more guards, I didn't stop running. I sprayed my machine gun while I ran and made short work of any animal who dared to stand in my way. A set of double doors soon came into view, and my body with all my gear carried so much momentum that I knocked the doors right off the handles when I rammed through them. Inside were horses running around frantically in seemingly some kind of way to prepare themselves, but when I went to open fire, I quickly found that I had emptied the entire box mag of my M240. That wasn't a problem though. Throwing the gun down, I pulled off a belt of grenades, pulling the pin off one and then tossing the entire belt into the middle of the room. What followed was an enormous explosion that sent horses and their body parts flying through the air in all directions, painting the walls and cracking the marble floors. It was a theatrical display of destruction, and I laughed as I pulled out my second light machine gun - an MG36 with a dual drum mag. With the rapid fire attachment equipped, the gun shot so fast that I could barely control it as it spread bullets like it was creating a wall of death. The recoil sent the barrel of the gun everywhere and in every direction, taking out flying pegasi and laying the ceiling with darkened bullet holes. So much death was happening at once that it was impossible to keep track of it all. By the time the drum mags were empty, everyone was gone - it hadn't even been a minute and the entire room looked like it had been through a warzone.

"Where's the fucking instagram horse!?" I yelled out. Dropping my LMG to the ground, I pulled out my AA-12 fully-automatic shotgun fitted with a drum mag and a spare held within my gear. It wasn't loaded with ordinary shotgun shells though - it was filled with high explosive fragmentation incendiary rounds. With the gun in one hand and a flashbang in the other, I ran forward, making my way up a flight of stairs. At the top led to yet another room, this one tall and rectangular shaped. There were horses frantically trying to set up a defensive position in-front of me, lining up and aiming their javelins. With a heh and a clicking sound of a pin, I chucked the flash grenade into the masses. An ear-defeaning bang and a splash of light later, and I was opening fire with my shotgun, setting the horses ablaze and ripping apart their bodies into burning flesh. Each shell loaded into the chamber let off a heavy thump as round after round went off. The animals could barely even get their javelins into the air before they had been overwhelmed by the fury of hell itself. By the time my drum mag was empty, they were all either dead or screaming in pain as the fire seared and burned through their fur. I clenched my fist and punched the empty drum mag out, replacing it with my spare. I could smell their burning flesh as I sprinted forward past their mangled bodies. At the other end of the large room was a huge set of golden double doors, and I presumed this must've been an important room. Reaching into my gear, I pulled out a grenade launcher, fit with a round cylindrical magazine that fit 6 shootable grenades. I held it in one hand and my AA-12 in the other, dual-wielding absolute annihilation as I kicked open the huge doors. Inside I saw what I was looking for - the smug instagram horse all the way at the other side of the room at what appeared to be a throne.

I wasted no time. I aimed my grenade launcher and shot repeatedly, sending grenades whistling across the entire hallway in the direction of the horses. I shot all 6 grenades and then threw the launcher on the ground, sprinting forward with my AA-12 held in both hands. The other side of the large room was completely covered in dust and smoke from the explosions, and so I stopped at the front of it all. I couldn't see past the smoke, and so I blindly opened fire with my AA-12, spreading the shotgun shells in every possible direction. I shot until the magazine clicked empty, and then I lowered the gun, squinting my eyes and trying to peer past the smoke. It was starting to clear by now, and what I saw instead were flames from all of the incendiary rounds. What I noticed next took me by surprise though - there was a magical shield that had actually managed to protect that side of the room. Standing behind the shield was the instagram horse, who was unbelievably still alive, as well as three other horses - all with light glowing from their horns. One was blue, the other was pink, and the last was white just like the instagram horse, except not as tall. Their magical shield was greatly cracked, but it was amazing enough that they had survived the onslaught I had just put on them.

"Raserix Viceroy!" The tall instagram horse yelled out. "Stop this madness!!!"

"After what you did to me? And with your smug attitude? You're not so confident now are you, now that I've blown through your entire army and am here at your doorstep. I don't care about you. All I care about is getting out of here and back to command, but not before putting some fools in their place."

"There is no - absolutely no - reason for such violence. Please, I beg of you - let us talk this out. This is your only chance. You said you wish to return to command? We can aid you in that request, and there will be no more bloodshed."

I laughed at how scared they were. The tides sure had changed. "I think I can find that out on my own, but I can't let you get away with what you did to me in your arrogance and your ignorance."

A flash of light shined through the halls, and squinting my eyes, I saw that a figure had appeared in-front of me - it was the demigod from before. He was in-front of the magical shield but between me and the horses.

"I cannot allow you to continue. To kill the rulers of this world would put it at great chaos and unrest." The demigod spoke. "You have showed them your lesson. You've killed hundreds of their kind. Is that not enough to satisfy you?"

I narrowed my eyes at the figure in-front of me. He just had to show up didn't he? "You care about these fools?"

"I care about the state of Equestria. To kill them will send this land into chaos."

I glared at the instagram horse for a few moments, and then I heard a beeping sound coming from my watch. Nineteen minutes had passed. I knew what was coming, and turning my head to look at the demigod, I grinned. "Well, you're a piece of shit. I don't like you, so why should I listen to you?"

The figure shook his head. "You really are stupid aren't you? I saved your life. You belong to me now, and I have a great task for you."

"I don't belong to anyone, you smug asshole. I don't care if you dragged me out of the depths of hell all by yourself. You can take your 'owning me' and your 'you're here to serve me' bullshit and shove it up your ass."

The figure started to step closer to me. "I've had enough of your bickering. It's time I showed you who's in charge here."

"It's time I showed you that being a demigod doesn't mean shit!" I pulled out C4 and threw it right in his face. I blew it up the moment it smacked against his head, and then I pulled out two 1911 pistols. I fired God's caliber repeatedly at his body with both hands, but was then taken by surprise when he instantly zoomed towards me and pummeled into my body. I was sent flying all the way to the other side of the room until I slammed into a wall and his eyes were inches from mine.

"You can't kill me."

"Keep it up, fucker, and I'll find a way." Pulling the pin off a flashbang, I grabbed onto his mouth, forcing it open and then jamming the flash grenade down his throat. I kicked him and the flash went off inside his body, disorientating the bastard as he fell onto his ass. Reaching into my gear, I pulled out a battle hammer, and I ran forward, jump attacking the piece of shit and slamming the heavy metal down right into his face. I then pulled out a tactical knife, and I shoved it into his chest cavity, driving it up as deep as I could up towards his neck. Despite my attempts, the demon simply sat back up, grabbing onto my neck and choking me.

"I'm bringing you to The Realm with me."

I laughed despite my throat being crushed. My watch alarm went off for the second time, and then I looked back into his eyes with a wide grin. "Fuck you." I pulled out my Desert Eagle hand cannon and shot him right in the chest. He stumbled backwards from the stopping power, and then I kicked him, sending him away from me before reaching into my gear and pulling out the bubble shield from Halo. I threw it on the ground right as the Javelin missile rammed down into the castle from the skies. The explosion was so massive and violent that it sent everything in-front of me flying as if it had just created a mini-apocalypse inside of this room. The demigod was sent flying away from me from the blast, yet I remained completely protected inside the bubble shield. I laughed as I watched all the destruction happen right in-front of me, and when all I could see was smoke and debris, I ran out, sprinting to a broken window and jumping through. I landed onto the roof of another part of the destroyed castle, and I continued to run until I reached the grassy ground. There was still smoke even this far out, and I continued to run until I was far enough away to consider myself escaped. My revenge was done good enough for now - now I just had to get back to command.