The Adventures of Twilight and Boxer Anon

    >It has been 6 months since you were transported to Equestria

    >Back on Earth you were the average guy that liked to box and play vidya

    >You even had a trainer at a boxing club

    >after the shock of being transported to a land of talking, candy colored, marshmallow ponies you got to know the mane six and most of ponyville

    >You've been sleeping on a mat on the floor at Twilight's house ever since

    >It's the best she can do

    >no cause magic

    >FINE

    >You've been sleeping on a bed in a separate room in Twilight's house ever since

    >Sometimes you like to read one of Twilight's books to pass time

    >There have been nights where you couldn't help but hear this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM9jOjkYOjI over and over while thinking about life back on Earth and how people out there are probably still wondering what happened to you

    >Sleep has always been hard to accomplish

    >Although Twilight's studying late at night surprisingly calms you

    >Today is a big day

    >For today, Twilight has a new client over to rent a pretty big load of books

    >He never said why but Twilight just assumed it was for a school

    >You agreed to help tighty up the place since Spike has been visiting Rarity's residence quite often

    >Twilight: "Anon, could you help me organize this section while I go ready the clients order?"

    Uh sure.

    >Fuck

    >You hate organizing books

    >They're always scattered around because Twilight never bothers to put them back in order

    >Oh well

    >*Knock* *Knock*

    >Twilight: "I'll get it!"

    >That must be the client

    >Twilight opens the door to reveal a white Pegasus with a brown mane

    >Why would a Pegasus need books?

    >Twilight: "Hello! You must be the client hehe... Please come in!"

    >Twilight is nervous as fuck

    >She's trying her best to smile but she's over doing it

    >The White Pegasus, feeling obliged to do so, comes inside through the door

    >Client: "Greetings! *He and Twilight shake hooves* My name is Professor Abrisio, but you can call me Terrence. You must be Miss Twilight Sparkle correct?"

    >Wait what? A Professor Pegasus?

    >Twilight: "Yes I'm Twilight!"

    >Twilight blushed when the Professor called her "Miss Twilight Sparkle"

    >Terrence: "So I assume you have my order ready."

    >Twilight: "Yes! Of course! Anon, get the books!"

    >Oh right

    >The Purple Unicorn is too busy "entertaining our guest" to get his books

    >You get the Client's books and place them on the table

    Here you go sir.

    >Terrence: "Please, call me Terrence."

    Uhh sure... Terrence...

    >Twilight and the Professor have been chatting for hours now

    >You decide to stay in your room and read a book until the Client leaves

    >Terrence: "Oh my it is getting late. Although I wouldn't mind staying here with a beautiful mare like yourself."

    >Twilight giggles

    >Oh god this is worse than a soap opera

    >Why doesn't he just leave he got his books

    >Something about this guy feels off

    >Twilight: "I'm surprised you're not freaked out about Anon."

    >Terrence: "Well I have read about humans. But I never thought I would see one in my life. *chuckles*"

    >The sun is already down

    >Terrence: "So when does your assistant get off work? Do you ever give him breaks?"

    >Twilight: "What? Anon's not my assistant he's just a friend. He lives here"

    >Terrence: "Goodness he lives here?"

    >Twilight: "Yes... Why does that matter?"

    >Terrence: "I just feel that we could have a more private time together."

    >Twilight: "Well Anon's in his room he won't bother us..."

    >You listen to this song in your mp3 player http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RskKUPPmaI

    >That mp3 player was the only thing you had on you besides your clothes and boxing gear before you were transported to Equestria

    >You don't want to give up your mp3 player just to have technology in Equestria

    >Technology here would probably do more harm than good anyway

    >At least for now

    >You put on your boxing wraps because damn they feel good

    >You're lying on your bed punching the air above you out of boredom

    >All of a sudden you hear a loud thud sound

    >And then...

    >Twilight: "ANON!!!"

    >Wtf?

    >You burst through your door and rush to where they were chatting

    >You couldn't believe your eyes

    >Terrence has his hoof on Twilight's mouth with a knife in his other hoof

    >What kind of fucker pretends to be a Professor just to kill a Librarian?

    >With all your rage built up you rush to the scene

    >You can see the fear in Terrence's eyes as you rush to him

    >You grab Terrence by his neck and throw him to the ground

    >You jump on top of him and beat his face in with your strong arm

    >You shout in his face

    WHY TWILIGHT!?!?

    >You punch him again and again

    WHY HER!??!

    >You realize he's unconscious

    >You look over to check on Twilight

    >She's crying now but luckily she wasn't hurt

    >You go over to her

    It's ok Twilight... It's ok...

    >Twilight hugs you, crying in your chest

    >You're holding her now

    >Both of you are shocked that Twilight was almost killed

    Twilight, can you use your magic to call for help?

    >Twilight: "No.. I mean I can't use my magic at all... He poisoned me..."

    ...

    >There's no time to be angry right now, you need to act

    >Twilight: "Anon, why don't you get help?!"

    No Twilight, I'm not leaving you here.

    >Twilight: "But..."

    Go get help and come back here ASAP ok?

    >Twilight: "Ok... I promise I'll be back quick!"

    Ok...

    >She gets up and gallops out the door, looking for the fastest p0ny in Ponyville

    >Now you're just sitting there watching Terrence and making sure he doesn't wake up without a surprise

    >Twilight is searching all over ponyville as fast she can

    >It's still night time and pretty dark outside

    >Normally Twilight would cast a light spell but

    >No magic

    >While Twilight is making her search, she spots a cyan Pegasus napping in a tree

    >Twilight: "RAINBOW DASH!"

    >Rainbow Dash: "Wha... What?"

    >Twilight: "You have to get help! I was just attacked by someone and he poisoned me so I can't do any magic... Anon knocked him out and he's unconscious in my Tree House and Anon's watching him. Get the authorities!"

    >Rainbow Dash: "On it!"

    >And with that Rainbow Dash gets up on her hind hooves, gives a salute, and flies off like a speeding bullet

    >Twilight heads back to her home

    >When she arrives she notices you and Terrence are in the same positions that you were in when she left

    >All of a sudden Celestia with her guards and Zecora with an antidote out of fucking no where

    That was fast

    >Twilight: "Princess Celestia!"

    >Celestia: "I came here as soon as I heard the news."

    Shouldn't you be rising the moon or something

    >Celestia: "No my dear Anon, that's Luna's job."

    Oh...

    >Twilight: "I thought I told you this!"

    Sorry?!

    >Celestia: "Now where is the one who attacked Twilight?"

    >Both you and Twilight point at Terrence

    >Celestia and her guards chain him up and inspect him

    >Zecora approaches Twilight with the antidote

    >Zecora: "Take this you should, Twilight, or you will have one bad night."

    That was a really bad rhyme

    >Zecora: "And I suppose you can rhyme all the time?"

    That one was horrible

    >Zecora: "..."

    >You grin

    >Zecora leaves while mumbling various profanity under her breath

    >Twilight takes the antidote

    >By the look of her face it doesn't seem to taste very good

    >Her magic capabilities are instantly restored

    >Celestia: "It is what I had feared."

    >You and Twilight: "What is it?"

    >Celestia: "Recently we've gotten a lot of reports of dead Librarians all over Equestria. Each time there was a white feather placed on their lips. The feathers match with Terrence's. He's the serial killer we've been after."

    ...

    >Well that doesn't sound good

    >Twilight is stunned by the news

    >She's tearing up

    >Why didn't anyone warn her...

    >That must make Twilight the only Librarian in Equestria

    >That's going to be hard on her

    >She doesn't deserve this

    >Twilight: "Why didn't you tell me I was in danger?!"

    >Celestia: "I'm sorry Twilight... We didn't want to cause panic..."

    CAUSE PANIC? SERIAL KILLER ON THE LOOSE AND YOU DON'T WANT TO "CAUSE PANIC"??

    >Celestia: "Please calm down... Our system isn't as perfect as yours probably was."

    Our "system" was never perfect but dammit it could've handled this better than yours.

    >Celestia: "To be honest we figured Twilight could handle herself... And we didn't want to warn her because we thought it would scare him off."

    Ugh, still that was a dick move.

    >You calm down a little because this is something that would've been done back on Earth

    >Although normally they would of had someone keep an eye on Twilight

    >Oh let me guess that would've scared him off too

    >Fucking jerks

    >Twilight: "I probably could've if I had my magic, but he poisoned me..."

    How did he poison you anyway?

    >Twilight: "He slipped something in my cup which is why I dropped it after I took a sip. Then he pulled the knife out so I called for you..."

    >So that's what that thud was

    The glass one? Wow I'm surprised it didn't shatter.

    >Twilight: "I told you that cup never breaks!"

    >Terrence regains consciousness

    >You go in for a punch but the guards won't let you

    >Terrence: "WHERE AM I!? W-WHAT?

    >He notices the chains around him and sees the Princess with her guards surrounding him

    >Terrence: "Well shit..."

    Dude, you suck at the whole serial killing thing.

    >Terrence: "Oh but I assure you I will break out and I will kill your precious Unicorn."

    Yeah you come back and my fist is gonna welcome your face.

    >Terrence: "Fuck you."

    >Celestia: "That's enough."

    >Celestia and her guards leave the house with Terrence in chains

    >Twilight: "I don't think we have to worry about him anymore... Celestia will keep him locked up forever I'm sure of it!"

    Maybe... I just hope you're right.