The Adventures of Twilight and Boxer Anon

    >You and Twilight have been relaxing on the couch ever since Celestia left with Terrence

    >It's already long passed midnight

    >At this point Twilight could fall asleep any second now

    >You're having trouble staying awake too

    >The night's cold air is being counteracted by the warmth of Twilight's fireplace

    >You're lying on your back with your neck supported by a pillow on the arm of the couch

    >Twilight is in the same position opposite of you, except she's lying on her side while holding a book with magic

    >And before you know it, you fall asleep

    >You find yourself walking down a hallway, surrounded by fellow humans

    >They all seem to be shouting at you, but you can't hear any of them

    >There's loud music coming from where you're walking to

    >You look at yourself and notice you're wearing nothing but blue shorts, hand wraps similar to your boxing wraps and what appears to be a dirty red cloth tied around your left elbow

    >What's with the red cloth?

    >You move it around to reveal a giant scab across your inner elbow

    >Well shit that's not gonna help me fight

    >You tightly put the cloth back in its place

    >A giant orb of light pulls you to a boxing arena, but not in the ring

    >There's lights everywhere and tons of people

    >including p0nies

    >What the

    >Someone is standing in the ring holding a mic and shouting to the crowd

    >You can't make out anything he's saying

    >Once he finishes he gets out of the arena and the same orb of light throws you into the ring

    >On the other side of the ring you see your opponent

    >You couldn't believe your eyes, but at the same time you're not questioning anything

    >You're opponent is...

    >A humanized version of

    >...

    >Terrence

    >He's looking at you with a sadistic grin

    >Terrence snaps his fingers and the lights move around the arena spotting Twilight in a cage behind Terrence's corner

    >Out of no where this plays http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5JFGrysqm8

    >Terrence: "I may or may not have poisoned her again. *chuckles*"

    >She's crying for help, but you can't hear anything she's saying

    TWILIGHT!!

    >Terrence: "She can't hear you buddy."

    >*Ding*

    >You charge at him instantly, shouting with anger

    >He charges too, and this time with no fear in his eyes

    >He just has that sadistic look on him

    >He lands an uppercut right on your chin

    >And then a jab cross combo

    >He swings with a hook but you duck under it and come up with a high uppercut

    >You throw everything you have at him as fast as you can

    >Jab Cross Left Hook Cross Left Hook Cross Left Uppercut Right Uppercut

    >He just grins again

    >wtf that would of knocked anyone back atleast

    >He charges at you with open arms as if he's going to grab you

    >You dodge at the right moment and swing up right in his chest, knocking the wind out of him hard

    >You give him another combo

    >Jab Right Hook Left Hook Cross Left Uppercut Right Uppercut Left Straight Right Straight

    >You bruised him up a little

    >But he just grins again

    >He grabs your head with his left hand and punches you in your face with his right fist multiple times

    >You can't get out of his grip and each punch damages you heavily

    >He just punches you again and again

    >You put your hand up to block but his punches still hurt

    >You get another good look at the helpless Twilight in the cage

    >You feel like all hope is lost

    >But that doesn't stop you

    >You fall to the ground then spring up with an uppercut knocking him down

    >You caught him by surprise

    >You rush in to bring the pain

    >He just grins again and hooks your left arm right where the cloth is

    >Cue slow mo effect

    >It knocks the giant scab off of your skin

    FUCK!

    >You cry out in pain

    >There's blood pouring out of your elbow

    >At this point you could fall from exhaustion or blood lose

    >You can hardly see

    >You hear an odd buzzing sound in your ears

    >But you won't give up

    >You rush at him again fueled with anger

    >He grabs you again

    >This time he pulls out a knife

    >He brings it to your neck

    >You're punching him in his stomach trying to stop him

    >But it does nothing

    >He sticks the knife in you and slowly brings it around your neck

    >You fall to the ground with blood dumping from your open neck and left elbow everywhere

    >You wake up on the couch right after you fell to the ground

    >The music has already stopped

    >You take in a breath of reality

    >Your heart is racing

    >You're breathing heavily

    >The feeling of life again feels intense

    >You try hard to forget the horrid nightmare you just had

    >It calms down when you notice Twilight is sleeping in your arms

    >You're surprised she didn't sleep in her own bed

    >You protect her after all, of course she's going to want to sleep in your arms

    >She wakes up and looks at you with a smile

    >You smile back

    >She giggles

    >You tighten your hold and get a whiff of her lavender scent

    >She feels warm and relaxed, being in your arms

    >She nuzzles on your chin and neck

    >You lie back in thought about the purple unicorn in your arms

    >You want to kiss her but you don't, being afraid she might reject you

    >You want to date her but you can't, being afraid she might reject you

    >So all you do is comfort her, hoping that some day you'll get the nerve to ask her out on a date

    >You've thought about what that relationship might be like between you two, being a different species and all; Your thoughts always end in curiosity.

    >You've even thought about the possible sex life you two would have, but that always ends in the same thing, curiosity.

    >It's bright in the early morning

    >Light shines through the windows and the air is fresh

    >You get up and proceed on with your morning routine

    >So does Twilight

    >Twilight: "Hey Anon, I want to ask you something..."

    What?

    >There's a knock on the door

    >Twilight:" Uhh hold on. I'll get it."

    >It's Twilight's friends, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, and Fluttershy

    >They all walk in with worried looks

    >Rarity: "Oh Twilight... You must be devastated!"

    >Twilight: "No.. I'm fine now..."

    >Applejack: "No you ain't, I reckon yer still in shock."

    >Rainbow Dash: "Yeah that's why we came over. We wanted to make sure you were ok."

    >Twilight: "Girls, I'm fine! Really!"

    >Pinkie Pie: "Well I made these special cookies that I know you'll just love!"

    >PP pulls out a giant plate of cookies out of no where

    >Twilight: "Thanks Pinkie."

    >You try one

    >It's very sweet and chewy

    >You take another

    >Nothing like cookies for breakfast

    >Everyone is chatting it up in Twilight's living room

    >Rainbow Dash: "Hey Anon, I just wanted to say that what you did was really awesome, and we thank you for it."

    >Rarity: "Yeah Anon, you saved Twilight's life!"

    >Applejack: "We really appreciate what you did for our friend, Anon."

    >Pinkie Pie: "Yeah that was really nice of you to save her!"

    >Fluttershy: "Oh... If you weren't there... I'm just glad you were."

    >Applejack: "Twilight, you should be thanking him!"

    No need to thank me, really! I just did what I had to. It wasn't that hard.

    >Applejack: "Well shucks, Twilight owes you a BJ Anon!"

    >Twilight: "APPLEJACK!"

    >Applejack: "What? I meant a big jack hehe..."

    >Twilight: "Oh..."

    What's a Big Jack?

    >Applejack: "It's something me and my brother made, it's no doubt one of the hardiest pies you'll ever taste!"

    I see.

    >Pinkie Pie: "GROUP HUG!"

    >PP pulls everyone including you in a big hug

    >You're being suffocated with love

    >You can't take it

    >Too much love!

    >TOO MUCH LOVE!

    >The hug is over, and now you have a boner

    >Dammit

    >You sit on the couch and try to hide it with a pillow

    >They'll never know!

    >Although Twilight might know, she's seen you do it a few times and has asked about it

    >What an awkward conversation that was

    >Pinkie Pie: "So Twilight, how do you feel? Do you still feel mad or sad or upset or gloomy or or... Well, do you need a shoulder to cry on? Cus sometimes I need a shoulder to cry on and if something like this happened to me I'd be crying for weeks!"

    >Twilight: "No Pinkie, like I said I'm fine!"

    >Rainbow Dash: "Of course you're fine, you got Anon!"

    Awww.

    >You and Twilight hug

    >About an hour later Twilight's friends leave

    So Twilight, what did you want to ask me?

    >Twilight: "I wanted to ask you if it's ok if my brother moves in."

    Why are you asking me? Of course he can he's your brother.

    >Twilight: "Well... It's just for a while... But you would have to move out because there's not enough space... And... I need some time alone with him. It's just for a little while! I swear!"

    ...

    >You're devastated

    >You feel betrayed

    >You've never lived anywhere else or with anyone else in Equestria

    >Why doesn't she want you around?

    >Words won't even come out right now

    >You're thoughts are nothing but why

    >Get over yourself man

    >She said it's for a little while

    Where will I live?

    >You say it like you just accepted a horrible fate

    >Haven't you?

    >Twilight: "I don't know... Maybe one of my friends will let you stay with them."

    >You swallow sadness

    When will I have to move out?

    >Twilight: "My brother is moving in by the end of the week so I'd imagine around that time. Cadence said she's staying with Celestia. I hate to kick you out really! But this is something I must do..."

    >You walk out Twilight's door

    >Twilight: "Wait Anon! Wait!"

    >She catches up with you

    >Twilight: "You can stay for the last three days... Please... Stay for those days..."

    Ok...

    >You both walk back inside