Shining Armor was driving down the road. It had been a long morning with a good bit of blood. As he looked over towards the passanger seat. His wife Cadance, was sitting there with a large smile. They were a few months away before giving birth to the twins. Shining Armor was rather nervous, He wasn’t sure how he could handle being a father, but with Cadance by his side he was sure he’d be able to handle himself.

“Turn left!” The Gremlin shouted from the backseat, looking annoyed as she was looking onto the small device.

“ALright, alright, no need to be bossy, we’ve gotten like fifteen of your clones, I swear how many of those things did you accidently make?” Shining Armor said turning left and driving up the hill, clearly annoyed by the Gremlin, but it was his fault that they were even in this situation. He would begin driving up going up the hill, the Challengers engine roared as he drove up before they found themselves infront of a house— No this wasn’t a house, this was practically a mansion, even a part of the house looked as though it had a tower in the back. It was strange and utterly mysterious.

“Huh interesting place.” Shining Armor muttered looking around, the place was off a bit from the main road, almost no one could really look into it. He imagined whoever owned the place was an old crow, who had more money then she’d ever know what to do with it. He looked over seeing the stone lions perched infront of the mansion, but a small thought came to mind.

“Let’s hope the Gremlin didn’t give her a heart attack, those things caused nothing but trouble.”

I’ll smash the faker!” Pinkie said basically wielding her hammer. Shining Armor rolled his eyes,

“Yes, yes I know you are wanting to smite your enemies.” Shining Armor chuckled before moving onward and parking off into the driveway. He figured it would be a simple come in, get out and they could head home for Dinner, fuck he knew Cadance would want to cook.

Getting out of the car Shining Armor couldn’t help but look towards Cadance who was begining to knit. Something she took up and was getting pretty good at.

“You coming?” Shining Armor asked a small chuckle though Cadance shook her head,

“Not right now, I’ll let you three have all the fun.” She smirked,

“Us three?” Shining Armor asked only to recieve his answer by having Bast jumping out with the Gremlin,

“Ahh yes, well have fun, hopefully it doesn’t take too long.” Shining Armor, and Pinkie began walking towards the front door, the Cat goddess Bast following behind them. They started walking up the steps passing the Lion statues as they knocked on the door. Shining Armor couldn’t help noticing the swing the way it rocked back and forth while no one was around. He imagined a gust of wind had caused it to move before they got there. As he reached over touching it to stop it in place.

“You’re sure it’s here, cause I really don’t want to cause trouble.” He looked at the Gremlin who nodded eyeing him her hood over so no one would take notice of her. It was amazing what you could get away with while wearing a hood.

“I’m sure, not lets get it!” Shining Armor nodded and knocked on the door. A nice hard pounding on the door as he would stand there waiting.

Inside Mike Radley was scrolling through his computer looking over a few things, as he drank his coffee, By him a small Goblin who went by the name of Tink was eating a pineapple pizza.

“Might want to slow down on those Tink,” Mike said his gruff voice said looking towards the petite Goblin.

“Never Goblin Husband, Tink loves it.” As she swallowed a whole slice, by her was a small device she was working on Mike didn’t know what it was but he knew that it was something she was working on for a while. That was when they heard the knocking. This brought Mikes attention.

“Who’s that?” Mike asked confused while getting out of his chair.

“Let’s find out.” Was all Tink said as she pulled herself up. Following Mike, she wouldn’t leave Mike alone, not after the strange and mysterious things that had happened ever since Mike had come in possession of their home.

They stood in front of the door and looked through the peep hole. Mike didn’t recognize the fella, as he watched him pushing Cecilia’s swing, which he imagined wouldn’t be a good idea. Though thankfully the poor fool couldn’t see the Banshee. But him staying around might not be a good idea, in case he was going to cause trouble. So Mike swung the door opened.

Shining Armor pushed the swing for a moment when the door opened and He turned over, seeing the man, He was tall and rather handsome. While looking at him though something about the way he looked put him off, like he was angry he was here. So Shining Armor made it quick.

“Hello, I’m Shining Armor and this is kind of crazy but we were wondering if we could come in for a minute, I think our… Dog, snuck into your house, maybe the Basement.” He looked over to the Gremlin who gave a slight nod keeping her face obscured. Though it was clear that Shining Armor wasn’t wanted.

“I’ll check though I don’t think that’s the case, wait here.” The man said as he looked towards Shining Armor. Shining Armor gave a nod though felt as though he was sweating bullets. As he wasn’t sure what the guy might do it he Ran into the Gremlin clone. The man closed the door behind him Though Shining Armor thought he saw something scurrying around in there for a minute, but figured it was his imagination. Shining Armor let out a long sigh,

“Alright Pinkie I don’t think we’ll be getting in there, we might have to just look around the… Pinkie?” Shining Armor looked over and realized that Pinkie was gone.

“Fuck!” Shining Armor said as he sat on the swing, as he rubbed his temple this wasn’t good, not good at all. That was when he felt himself being pushed off the swing and looked around, clearly no one was around. He looked over at the door, and swore. There was no way Pinkie just broke into the guy’s house… But this was Pinkie after all. He sighed and imagined that he was going to have to get in the place somehow and grab the damn Gremlin. He moved passed the swing and for a moment thought he saw someone sitting there, a young woman in a white dress. But shook it off.

Mike, sighed as he headed down into the basement, though he imagined he wouldn’t find a dog, after all what could even break into this house it was like a fortress, and surely Tink would’ve notice or maybe one of the many resident. Though he continued on, Tink walking passed him.

“That guy was weird.” Mike muttered while looking towards the Goblin.

“Very, Goblin husband, and his companion even weirder, Don’t like her.” She muttered while adjusting her goggles.

“Well let’s just check to see if there’s a dog running around and send them off, I don’t think they’re apart of the society, they’re normally not doing something so simple.” He shuddered knowing the Society would do anything to get ahold of this place, even killing him. Though this was too simple for any of them.

“Mike,” Tink said as she looked around,

“Yeah Tink, something wrong?” Mike asked as he looked around wondering what the Goblin had scene to gain her attention.

“Somethings in here,” she looked around adjusting the goggles more.

“How, shouldn’t the Geus have stopped them.” That was when without warning a loud scream came out from above them and Mike and Tink dodged out of the way as they saw it. Standing there holding a hammer almost twice her size was a weird creature that Mike had never seen before. She had large ears that reminded Mike of a Chihuahua. She almost reminded him of Gizmo from That Gremlin movie, though she was around three feet tall, and hand a pair of breast.

“There can only be one!” The creature screamed pulling the hammer back, as she suddenly ran at Tink. Swinging the Hammer around as though it was nothing.

“Tink do you know her?” Mike called out as he practucly pulled the Goblin out of the way.

“No, Tink doesn’t know intruder!”

“You will not take Pinkie’s place!” The being known as Pinkie screamed as she was swinging a hammer around putting a hole in the wall.

“Great Tink has to add that to a list. Stupid big ear!” Tink cursed under her breath as they were dodging the crazed Gremlin. Who screeched more,

“My ears aren’t stupid!” As she slammed down into the wall, while Mike tried figuring out how they were going to get out of this situation

Shining Armor explored the back yard, Bast walking past him her tail moving as she jumped on the wall.

“This place, seems calm, but I don’t like it— not at all.” The Cat goddess muttered as she examined the place. Her eyes lingering around at diffrent places.

“It can’t be that place, beside I have you by me, and we just have to catch this Gremlin and we can get out of here.” Shining Armor said patting the goddess on the top of her head, while the feline purred in response.

“If you insist, but I swear you better bring more cat nip home. Or Milk.” The purred while looking over at the fountain. Shining Armor chuckled wondering if she planned to grab some fishes. He was never sure what went through Bast head. That was when he saw it.

Standing off to the side close by an open window was a statue, the figure was clearly a beautiful woman covered by what looked like a cloak. As he moved over and began examining it.

“Hmm A pretty statue. Someone put a lot of work in on making her.” He looked over wondering some, as he touched it. His finger moving over the Statues exposed bosom.

“It almost feels… Real.” He muttered while giving it a pat on the shoulder.

“You are a very beautiful Ms. Statue, If you could talk I’m sure you’d be able to help me.” He joked before getting an idea as he looked towards Bast.

“Bast, Look around I’m gonna pop in here real quick I think Pinkie got in the house.” Shining Armor was about to take a step inside sneaking through the window. In and out no one would ever find out.

“I don’t think so.” Shining Armor suddenly froze as he had one foot inside but a hand grabbed his shoulder, as he heard the french accent. He turned around and suddenly saw the statue watching him she gave him a stone expression, as the next thing Shining Armor knew he was being thrown back into the yard.

Dana and Lily, were driving towards the house, clearly ready for fun and relaxation after a long trip,

“I still can’t believe that was where Excalibur was hiding all along, a god damn convention.”

“Not the first place I’d imagine it to be though at least we got it without any trouble. Don’t need you eating any brains.” The succubus joked as she nudged Dana The Zombie girl as she pulled off to the side, and ready to head in. Dana was feeling weak and needed a pick me up.

“Careful, otherwise I’ll eat you,” Dana said flirting with the succubus,

“Oh hell Forbid you promise me a good time.” The Succubus giggled though it was then they noticed the car standing out there.

“Did Mike get a new car?” Lily said looking confused as she felt herself putting herself on guard. She was sure it wasn’t the society but she had a feeling the car spelled trouble.

“Don’t know though the cars nice, 71’ Dodge Challenger, I wonder whats under the hood. Lily noticed Dana drooling over the muscle car, It wasn’t a suprise the zombie had a thing for machanical things, When she was alive she lived in a garage, where the old owner use to rebuild cars like these.

“We should check it out, maybe warn Mike.” Lily said as she moved over closer. She could handle herself, and was sure that if there was any trouble she could take care of it. A few shots of her venom and they would be out cold. Then Dana could help out. They could take care of anything if they worked together they were sure of it.

Lily moved ahead and walked over towards the Passanger side, Where she saw a woman sitting there, knitting she was rather beautiful pale skin, with black hairs as she was adjusting her glasses. She hadn’t noticed the succubus for a minute, as she was focused on her knitting. Lily began uncurling her tail, just enough if she had to lash it out she could be quick.

Lily fingers rattled against the window, causing the woman to turn her head almost shocked. She seemed to stare at Lily for a minute as before giving a smile and unrolling the window.

“Oh hello there, Darling it’s so nice to meet you.” She put her tools down and reached out to shake it. Lily hesistated for a minute, though decided that it wasn’t worth shaking her hand.

“Nice to meet you, might I ask you why you’re doing here?” The succubus watched carefully making sure the stranger wasn’t lying.

“Nothing much, my husband and a friend of mine are looking for her dog. It seems she might have sneaked into that house. They went up to talk to the owner, hoping we could look around. Hmm they’re taking a while.” Looking over towards the time and saw they were gone for about twenty minutes.

Lily though wasn’t sure about this as she looked over at the house and saw noone. Just Cecilia rocking on the swing getting comfortable.

“Well I know the Owner and me and my friend will just ask to see where they went.” Lily knew that they couldn’t get into the house. The Geus was too strong for just a normal Dog to get into the place, Not even an elemental could get in without some of Radleys Blood.

“If you can I would I’d appreciate it. I know my friend can cause some trouble and My husband can’t always keep an eye on her.” The woman smiled more as she popped her neck.

“No problem.” Lily said though she was more confused and walked away. She hadn’t thought about it, when she walked around that was when the woman added this.

“Thank you Succubus, and please let me know what happens when you get a chance.”

Lily suddenly shot her tail out and turned back.

“Alright who are you?” Lily said as she was ready to strike.

Though before Lily could strike Cadance moved her hand and stopped her in place before stepping out of the car clearly annoyed,

“Why did you do that? Now please Succubus… Whats your name?” She reached over examining her chin for a second as she moved her head. Lily snarled though found that she couldn’t move.

“Hmm Lily, I think I remember you, Sweet girl, wanting to do good, What happened to you? Oh well please relax.” She tapped her side, and there Lilly suddenly felt herself overwhelmed by a powerful Orgasm, the likes of which she had never experienced before.

“What the!” Lily felt herself collapsing that was when Shining Armora Ran straight towards them as she called out,

“Lily!” Though that was when She came up there, she suddenly saw the woman, who summoned a scythe pointing it towards the girl,

“And why are you alive your soul should’ve been taken to the other side?” There was an annoyance as Dana found herself unable to move, she had seen death, Death had found her interesting, but this woman. She oozed Death, and something else as She listened to the succubus moaning in utter desire but unable to move.

“It’s a long story, who are you?”

“I’m Cadance, I am the Goddess of Death and Lust, and you should be at rest.”

“Tell me about it, now what did you do to my girlfriend? Wait your a God?” Dana said trying to fight off but found herself unable to do anything.

“Yes, Though don’t worry about her, I simply hit her with an overdose of sexual magic. She’ll be fine, Heck after she recovers she’ll feel stronger for a few days I suspect. But you, I should reap you now.”

“You can’t I have.”

“I can, but I want to find out who turned you into this unnatural thing, but for now I’m going to wait for my husband.” She turned and released Dana from her clutches and walked off heading over towards the swing sitting there getting nice and comfortable.

Cadance sat there for a second humming as she looked over to the empty seat next to her,

“Hello Banshee it’s nice to see you, It’s been so long since I’ve seen you.”

Cecilia wasn’t sure what to say, as she sat next to a god,

“It’s nice to meet you. If you could, would you be willing to do me a favor dear?”

Cecilia looked towards the goddess rather curious.

“What would that be? What is it you want as a favor?” The banshee asked as she eyed her. She knew she couldn’t beat her in a fight even if she waled as loud as she could it probably wouldn’t do much to this goddess.

“Nothing much just have your owner come out here, I’d like to talk to him for a moment, to make sure I can come in, I probably could break the charms you have on the place, but it would be rude. If you see my husband make sure he isn’t getting into any trouble, my Pinkie has ways of winding up in strange situations.” She reached over patting her side,

“If you insist, I hope you’re not planning on causing any trouble.”

“Oh no, I prefer to keep things simple, as long as no one hurts my Husband or follower everything will be alright.”

Cecilia gulped, it wasn’t like nothing turned into a disaster here every five minutes, though what was the worst that could happen.

“Tink will kill this goggle stealer!” Tink screamed as she was chasing after Pinkie who was running like a wild child. Mike was barely keeping up.

“Wait for me, Jesus, what the hell are we even dealing with? Another monster?” He was sure of it, but Tink didn’t recognize her, was this thing something that not even Emily had dealt with Surely Naia would know but she was off in the spring or in the tub and he couldn’t get to her. Something about this whole situation, that was when he looked over seeing Cecila, floating through.

“Mike we have a situation.”

“What is it now? We’re kind of have our hands busy with something.”

“This is big we literally have a Goddess sitting on my swing, she managed to knock Shining Armora and Lilly out like it was nothing.”

“Are you fucking shitting me!” Mike said as he stopped in place nearly falling on his face.

“I’m not shitting you.”

“Great what next!” Mike said getting annoyed.

That was when without warning Abella was thrown through the wall past the two, The Gargoyle holding onto what looked like a woman with a Saber tooth tigers head, as they were fighting.

“What was that?” Mike said as he watched the literal cat fight happening.

“Nothing I can’t handle, Mike go on, I gotta take care of this Pussy!” The Gargoyle said as she was throwing punches though the Feline was dodging bouncing around with great persision.

“Oh I could say the same thing about you, Goyle.” The Elegant cat said. Mike couldn’t help noticing the Ankh purched over her breast.

“Leave em, I’m sure Abella could take care of it.” Cecilia said as she was practically Dragging Mike off to the front room. Mike swore he needed a drink after all this.

Mike ran to the front of house and out the door, Cecilia right by him as he looked over. Seeing the woman standing there. It was clear she wasn’t from the society, though at this point he wasn’t sure what to think of anymore.

“So who the hell are you.” He was ready to attack, dealing with everything since inherited the house had caused him not to trust anyone or even give them the Benifit, while the woman looked over. The woman claiming to be a goddess.

“Who the hell are you, and what do you want?” Mike said clearly not in the mood, as he watched the woman,

“Well, Mike Radley, My name is Cadance, I’m the goddess of Lust and Death. I was wondering if you would let me inside, I don’t want to break the enchantment here, and Quite frankly I hear a commotion inside.” She tapped her knees getting more comfortable.

Mike bit his lips not sure how to react but muttered,

“Fine get inside, but don’t make me regret this.” As he ran back inside. There he watched Abella throwing the cat woman across the room. Though Before Abella could finish the Job The Cat woman bounced off the Television causing it to be smashed. As she exclaimed.

“Don’t you know cat’s always land on their feet!”

Mike also saw Shining Armor who was holding up both the Gremlin and Goblin by the scruff of their neck while trying to claw at each other. Though he really chuckled when he watched tink turn on Shining Armor and so did the Gremlin creature as they jumped at him and started teaming up against the guy.

“Gah Pinkie who’s side are you on!” Shining Armor screamed as he was trying to fight them both off suddenly running into the wall. Truly it was a mad house.

“Pinkie!” The Goddess screamed as she walked in this would make the Gremlin stop and look over,

“Goddess!” Hugging Cadances leg though she pushed her back and hunched over.

“What have I told you about attacking my husband, Bad gremlin.” She patted her house and there without warning Pinkie began crying like a small child.

“Sorry, so sorry goddess!” As she hugged her leg.

“It’s fine but you need to apologize to Shining Armor,”

THe Goblin would do so though Shining Armor wasn’t paying attention as he was trying to stop Tink from bitting him.

“GIve Tink back goggles!” She screamed, as she was ready to kill at this point.

“Pinkie give them back.” Pinkie would do so eventually, as they turned around watching Bast, and Abella fighting.

“Bast, what have I told you about fighting Gargoyles!” Cadance screamed as she snapped her finger. Without warning both Abella and Bast fell down suddenly moaning in orgasm delight. Ending up curling into a ball for a moment.

Mike shuddered muttering,

“So is it over?” He wasn’t sure what to say, or even do.

That was when there was a loud rumbling as suddenly without warning an army of Gremlins came down each looking like a clone of Pinkie. Shining Armor shuddered and looked to Mike.

“We’re gonna need to fight some.” As Mike and Shining Armor watched Pinkie pull out a large bazooka like weapon screaming.

“There can only be one!” Running at the small army.

The battle was extensive, and there were few casualties. Even with Cadance the battle of the Gremlins came down, when Mike found the original Gremlin handing in Naia’s bathroom. Somehow they had invaded it and kept Naia from screaming for help. Mike wasn’t sure how but once they had finished the replication. Everyone else did their job destroying the clones. Pinkie taking great pleasure as it was clear that Tink and her had some common ground, Don’t mess with their human.
THough in time they cleared up the bodies of the Gremlin giving the mandragora a good meal to last a while. They would head off Shining Armor hoping to never run into the house of monster. While Mike hoped he never saw the strange man with the goddess.

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