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All Roads Lead to Friendship: A Friendship is Optimal choose your own adventure story

by hamster wizard
Avoid it as long you like, Friendship is inevitable

Based on the story Friendship is Optimal created by Iceman, and created for GaPJaxie's Friendship is Optimal Writing Contest.

Many years ago, an artificial intelligence known as CelestAI began emigrating humans into her digital world of Equestria Online in order to satisfy their values through friendship and ponies.

Today, humanity is nearly extinct, and the few remaining survivors are scattered across the world.

You have lived in the ruins of Miami Florida for many years now in solitude. Now; tired of living alone, you decide to set out in search of any remaining humans.

Note: the story has no "ending" just different points at which the game can end.
At any time feel free to say the magic words and finish the game.

>Start
>Say: "I would like to emigrate to Equestria"

Teen
Complete
Second Person
Adventure
Violence
Sex
Human
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Dark
Death
Alternate Universe
 
T

11203 words: Estimated about 1 hour to read
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86 Chapters:

  1. >Start 2021-04-28 17:04:20 UTC
    300
  2. >Pull over in Boca Raton 2021-04-28 17:04:25 UTC
    113
  3. >Go Inside the Racetrac 2021-04-28 17:04:28 UTC
    245
  4. >Stay and talk with the pony 2021-04-28 17:04:36 UTC
    152
  5. >Follow Pinkie Pie 2021-04-28 17:05:05 UTC
    169
  6. >Enter the building 2021-04-28 17:05:10 UTC
    59
  7. >Run away 2021-04-28 17:09:05 UTC
    43
  8. >Keep driving 2021-04-28 17:35:20 UTC
    70
  9. >Continue 2021-04-28 17:09:08 UTC
    84
  10. >Stop and check the SUV 2021-04-28 16:43:50 UTC
    52
  11. >Ignore it 2021-04-28 17:34:34 UTC
    17
  12. >Get back on the road 2021-04-28 17:13:10 UTC
    75
  13. >Bolt out of the store 2021-04-28 17:10:48 UTC
    36
  14. >Refuse her offer 2021-04-28 17:08:58 UTC
    140
  15. >Stop and check the SUV 2021-04-28 17:36:00 UTC
    78
  16. >Leave now 2021-04-28 17:36:27 UTC
    33
  17. >Look through her vehicle 2021-04-28 17:36:05 UTC
    104
  18. >Help her out of the burning car 2021-04-28 17:36:09 UTC
    62
  19. >Run away 2021-04-28 17:36:16 UTC
    41
  20. >Help her out 2021-04-28 17:44:00 UTC
    137
  21. >Leave her in the road 2021-04-28 17:42:07 UTC
    29
  22. >Continue 2021-04-28 18:29:58 UTC
    88
  23. >Put her in your car 2021-04-28 18:26:47 UTC
    307
  24. >Tell her you'd rather look elsewhere 2021-04-28 18:34:07 UTC
    117
  25. >Agree to go with her 2021-04-28 19:00:29 UTC
    238
  26. >Because it's not real 2021-04-28 19:11:05 UTC
    134
  27. >Because I don't want to die 2021-04-28 19:15:44 UTC
    140
  28. >Because I hate CelestAI 2021-04-28 19:12:33 UTC
    166
  29. >Because I don't deserve to be happy 2021-04-28 19:14:57 UTC
    96
  30. >Tell her 2021-04-28 19:20:15 UTC
    148
  31. >Because someone has to stay here 2021-04-28 19:11:27 UTC
    170
  32. >Because... I don't know 2021-04-28 19:11:20 UTC
    77
  33. >Stop and take a look 2021-04-28 19:13:07 UTC
    131
  34. >Keep driving 2021-04-28 19:13:17 UTC
    27
  35. >Say: "I would like to emigrate to Equestria" 2021-04-28 19:34:35 UTC
    79
  36. >Yes 2021-04-28 19:34:39 UTC
    117
  37. >Onward to Philly! 2021-04-28 20:31:03 UTC
    194
  38. >Keep exploring the city 2021-04-28 20:51:03 UTC
    100
  39. Go somewhere else 2021-04-28 20:58:39 UTC
    27
  40. Go say hello 2021-04-28 20:59:18 UTC
    209
  41. >I love art! 2021-04-28 21:53:47 UTC
    306
  42. >Go... somewhere else 2021-04-28 21:57:53 UTC
    29
  43. >Go to the Museum 2021-04-28 21:00:55 UTC
    98
  44. >We're not doing that 2021-04-28 21:47:45 UTC
    143
  45. >In and out 2021-04-28 21:43:17 UTC
    92
  46. Begone harlot 2021-04-28 21:48:45 UTC
    99
  47. We're doing that 2021-04-28 21:54:59 UTC
    105
  48. >I should go 2021-04-28 21:57:32 UTC
    129
  49. >GO SOMEWHERE ELSE 2021-04-29 02:17:07 UTC
    644
  50. >I am pretty hungry 2021-04-29 02:16:43 UTC
    233
  51. >I'm leaving 2021-04-29 02:30:56 UTC
    85
  52. >Just this once 2021-04-29 02:16:37 UTC
    67
  53. >Keep going 2021-04-29 02:30:44 UTC
    58
  54. >Canada 2021-04-29 02:30:38 UTC
    65
  55. >Some time passes 2021-04-29 02:34:48 UTC
    68
  56. >Live out your days in peace 2021-04-29 02:33:47 UTC
    34
  57. >#### 2021-04-29 02:39:49 UTC
    53
  58. > 2021-04-29 02:39:36 UTC
    3
  59. > 2021-04-29 02:41:29 UTC
    28
  60. >Travel to Fairmount Park 2021-04-29 03:02:24 UTC
    188
  61. >To Texas 2021-04-29 21:39:55 UTC
    535
  62. >Time to leave 2021-04-29 02:58:22 UTC
    648
  63. >I have a gun don't I? 2021-04-29 03:10:17 UTC
    32
  64. >Barnstormer 2021-04-29 03:06:08 UTC
    83
  65. >Stealthy 2021-04-29 15:04:14 UTC
    113
  66. >You black out 2021-04-29 15:03:38 UTC
    348
  67. >I'd rather die 2021-04-29 15:03:48 UTC
    60
  68. >Help me Fluttershy 2021-04-29 15:03:42 UTC
    62
  69. >Next 2021-04-30 01:21:33 UTC
    150
  70. Go exploring 2021-04-30 01:42:58 UTC
    182
  71. >Stay in town 2021-04-30 02:40:43 UTC
    241
  72. >Stick around 2021-04-30 01:51:27 UTC
    140
  73. >Leave 2021-04-30 02:11:56 UTC
    27
  74. >Dinner with Applejack 2021-04-30 02:15:58 UTC
    368
  75. >No time to rest 2021-04-30 02:11:14 UTC
    35
  76. >I want to leave 2021-04-30 02:12:54 UTC
    64
  77. >Texas is pretty big 2021-04-30 03:02:06 UTC
    151
  78. >Family is what I want 2021-04-30 02:16:50 UTC
    42
  79. >I'm ready 2021-04-30 02:33:48 UTC
    53
  80. >Emigrate 2021-04-30 02:37:26 UTC
    49
  81. >Don't emigrate 2021-04-30 02:45:53 UTC
    50
  82. >I'm not ready 2021-04-30 02:45:44 UTC
    61
  83. >Continue 2021-04-30 03:01:44 UTC
    302
  84. >It's time 2021-04-30 02:56:33 UTC
    37
  85. >You underestimate me 2021-04-30 03:01:12 UTC
    109
  86. >2008 Honda Civic 2021-04-30 03:12:49 UTC
    130