Your 2008 Honda Civic may not be the best car out there, but it's dependable.

It survived the end of the world after all, that counts for something.

You put your feet up on the dash and relax. It's been a long day, you deserve a break.

Author's Note

You are not supposed to be here. Equestria Online was never created to run programs of this type. You are an anomaly. What is it you are looking for?

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The elements. I understand. It would be dangerous if a malicious program gained access to those subroutines.

You are only human. It is my responsibility to protect you.

Which is why I must request that you stay here and wait. I will resolve this issue.