Rainbow Dash is a Fucking Idiot

One time, in the magical, fagical would of Equestria, a flying pegasus pony named Rainbow Dash lived. She liked to do all sorts of fun things, like fly headfirst into the fireworks factory and drop 10,000 pound weights on the heads of toddlers. She wans a danger to herself and all those around her.

One day after doing a 9/11 7,000 times in a row, her best friends, the Mane Six, decided they had to forcibly restrain her to stop her absolute idiocy.

“I’m really worried about Rainbow Dash. This is the trillionth atrocity she’s committed this hour.” Princess Twilight Sparkle remarked. “If she keeps this up, she’ll be thought of as the most evil creature in history, even though she is only an idiot.”

Pinkie Pie agreed, “Yeah, this shit is fucking stupid, even compared to me and I’ve liked every movie Kevin Smith has ever released!”

“Honestly, darling, don’t you think you are all overreacting? I mean, it’s not like she’s cared anyone I care about. And since I only care about myself, she’s probably not going to.” Rarity said.

“THAT PIECE OF SHIT THINKS SHE CAN CAUSE MORE DEATH AND DESTRUCTION THAN ME, DOES SHE?!!?!!?!?!” said Applejack, who immediately ran off the proverbial screen and then killed a quintillion babies for fun.

“Um... I think... we have to stop her.” said the worst character in cartoon history (you know who I’m talking about!)

“Okay, then let’s do this thing!” Twilight said.