Rainbow Dash is a Fucking Idiot

“Huuuuuh!!!! Duuuuuhhhhh!!!!!! Let’s me see if I can break the sound barrier while also breaking Jon Arbuckle’s spine aaaaaaa-doooy!!!!!!” Dumbass Dash said, she then flew down, grabbed some guy, broke him in two and then did a Sonic Boom that caused the end of an alternate universe (known as the EqG universe [RIP]).

So then, doop dee dah daaa dum, she went flyzing and KILLED and did all lots of other stuff, because he has an IQ in the negative percentage points.

She flew to the sun and chucked it into Derpy Hooves’s asshole, Derpy blew up (which was tragic) and killed nearly everypony ever!!!!!!!!

“THAT’S ENOUGH!!!!!“ Twilight SCREAMED!!!!! “RAINBOW DASH, NOW!!!!” she yelled, the new Rainbow Dash, Spike, then flew in, and tied Rainbow Dash up, but Dashie punched him in the face and TORTURED him for becoming the new Dashie!!!! She then jump-kicked him straight into the lake of eternal torture and flames!!!!

“Pink-achu, we need you!!!” Twilight said, so Pinkie Pie flew in with a fucking bunch of thorns and stuff and wrapped them around Dashie Dash’s body and tied her up. “AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!” Dashie yelled, her screams killed millions; she then farted in pain, her farts caused nuclear death for nearly everyone!!!!

“Rarity?!” Twilight begged for help, but Best Pony Rarity did not give a fuck about any of this and was just chilling in another galaxy.

“Uh... Fluttershy?!” Twilight asked. Fluttershy died.

So it was all up to Twilight and Dashie now, she flew at her and gave her a big ol’ punch in the face!!!! It was so violent and amazing, but in response, Rainbow Dash scissor chopped her neck with her legs and CHRUSHED Twilight’s very stupid and weak neck.

“*ack* NOOOOO!!!! All hope is lost!” Twilight said.

“Not so fast, said some fucking idiot.” Twilight looked to see who it was and it was Applejack. Applejack had flown to Heaven and became the Forth Horse for the Fourth Horseman, but she killed the Man, so she was now just the Horse of the Death for the Apocalypse for the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse. Her and the other three flew in, causing even more horrible death and destruction in their wake.

Twilight struggled and said “Applejack, what the fuck are you doing?! Kill Dashie!!! Not random ponies!!!!!!”

“Fuck you!!!!!!!!” Applejack said. She then punched the ground and killed the universe.

Twilight, Rainbow Dash and Applejack floated around in nothingness. Applejack then grabbed Dashie’s face and whispered to her in a cruel and hateful manner “I killed more ponies than you.” she said.

This BLEW DASHIE’S MIND!!!!!!! Up until now, her murder was never intentional!!!!!! She did not know that she had to literally kill EVERYONE on purpose to beat AJ in the competition. Her brain matter literally disintegrated and fell out of her skull, killing her.