Rainbow Dash is a Fucking Idiot

Rainbow Dash’s brain then came back, she punched AJ in her godawful ugly, no good pony face!!!! Dashie then recreated the universe and said “I WILL KILL MORE THAN YOU EVER COULD, CUNT!!!!!!!!”

“Girls, what are you doing?! Please stop! Murder and death are bad!!!! I don’t like ‘em!!!!!” Twilight cried.

“SHUT UP, BITCH!!!!!!!” Dashie and AJ responded.

They then did this badass action scene like something from an anime, just going around mindlessly killing every pony. It was fucking shocking!!!

In Hell, Lucifer watched as the souls descended down to him. “Where the Hell are these things coming from?” he asked out loud, waiting in silence to see if anyone appreciated his Irate Gamer reference.

They just killed and killed and killed and killed mindlessly endlessly forever. At last, Twilight knew what she had to do! She split the universe in two, then split the second universe in two, creating three universes overall!!!!! One universe for Dashie and NO ONE ELSE, one universe for Applejack and NO ONE ELSE and one universe for every other life form in the entire universe, including all the different alien species and everyone else all together.

Sadly for Twilight’s dumbass, she accidentally gave almost all the space of the universe to Dashie and Applejack, leaving her and all the septentrigintillion of different lifeforms cramped together in a space only big enough for one pony together forever in all eternity.

“HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!! What a fucking idiot!!!!” Dashie said.

“Duuuuh, yeah, I though we were supposed to be the dumb ones, dumbass!!!!!” Applejack said.

“Just shut up!” said Twilight. She then cried because she realized that all that sweet, sweet, amazing scientific research about alien life was just out of reach!!! Literally novemvigintillions of alien life, so close, but so far away and unable to be researched forever!!!!! Twilight then cried for all eternity.

Pinkie then farted and everyone in the universe smelled it, but not Dashie or AJ, because they now had their own universes.

The End.