Rarity, Contessa di Mareanello (?)
"All we must do to secure our stipend is grant fair Rarity a title? By all means, do so posthaste! We cannot foresee any harm she could encounter from that!" – Princess Luna, a notoriously poor prognosticator.
Ever since Rarity was a wee filly, she has always fantasized about the life of the nobility. The inestimable glamour! The fabulous balls and galas! The magnificent castles! Even after running roughshod into the very worst of highborn snobbery at the Gala, that little foalish tingle keeps dragging her mind back to that particular whimsy in the quiet times.
Incidentally, Luna needs some poor gullible idiot she can ennoble before throwing them into the very foulest political cesspit in Bitaly on a wild-goose chase for nine million bits. How convenient!
Reading the previous story is highly recommended, not only because this one won't make much sense without it, but also because it's a 100% certified banger. Obviously.
133600 words: Estimated about 11 hours to read
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18 Chapters:
- Or, Luna Attributes to Malice That Which Is Adequately Explained By Stupidity, But Yeah, There's Some Malice Too. 2021-05-25 06:11:52 UTC3456
- "Comital" is a Phenomenal Adjective. 2021-05-25 08:29:36 UTC4555
- The "Slice" of Life Chapter. (Ha Ha, Get It?) 2021-06-07 16:17:30 UTC5392
- Light Lunchtime Conversation from a Fillydelphia-Bound Train at Exactly Two-Fifteen in the Afternoon 2021-06-26 09:17:50 UTC5094
- We Are Now Two-Thirds Of The Way to a Warren Zevon Song 2021-09-10 17:23:10 UTC5017
- Just 7,000 Words of Pure Shipping Action 2021-10-18 13:19:55 UTC6886
- Interlude: Fluttershy Remembers the Basics of CQC at Twenty-Three Hundred Hours 2021-11-26 14:03:20 UTC10455
- "If You're Afraid They Might Discover Your Redneck Past..." 2022-01-19 16:41:49 UTC5305
- It's a Regency Dress – but a Regency of Whom? 2022-01-28 15:45:44 UTC9994
- If You Want It, You Can Have The Crown. 2022-03-21 02:19:42 UTC10051
- I am NOT Responsible for any Lead Poisoning Resulting from an Attempt at Experimental Confirmation. 2022-04-04 16:26:30 UTC5786
- "Come With Me / And You'll Be / In a World Of Swift Exsanguination..." 2022-07-14 14:46:11 UTC7521
- A Mare Clothed With The Sun, and The Moon Under Her Hooves 2023-06-23 19:07:28 UTC14028
- Inter-Two-Ud: The Feds Don't Want You to Know This, But You CAN Gaslight/Girlboss Your Way Past Passport Control 2024-06-28 15:03:52 UTC6695
- Inter-Two-Ud Two: Blah Blah Blah, Just Drink The Beer, Beer Drinker! 2024-06-28 15:03:58 UTC5202
- A Flutter Of Wings, A Shotgun To Shoulder 2024-06-28 15:04:02 UTC8692
- "AT THE RIGHT RANGE, WITH THE RIGHT LOAD..." 2024-06-28 15:04:05 UTC6953
- She's 50% Hater, 50% Fed, And 100% Back, Baby 2024-07-28 11:33:31 UTC12518