"All we must do to secure our stipend is grant fair Rarity a title? By all means, do so posthaste! We cannot foresee any harm she could encounter from that!" – Princess Luna, a notoriously poor prognosticator.
Twilight Sparkle had realized that she had been here before and that she had realized that she had been here before and that she had realized that she had been here before.
The hardest job in Equestria isn't being Princess, or being the Elements, or even being Spike. It's actually Ponyville's insurance Claims Adjuster.
A terminally unhappy little Cadance, stifling under responsibilities and the eye of her aunt, is gonna show up her meanie aunt by vandalizing the walls. Celestia, an expert, is gonna show her how it's done.
Somepony's been drawing willies on the walls of Canterlot Castle for almost a thousand years. I'm going to give you exactly one guess as to who that could be.
They are Equestria's finest mares, but they are Equestria's worst howitzer team. Now with additional lowbrow comedy!
"ROSHA? How about you 'Row-sha' yourself back to No-Fun Island, you big dork!" -- Rainbow Dash, forklift jockey extraordinaire.
The convenience store is ten minutes away. It will take him two and a half hours to get there.
The only thing standing between a trio of insatiably curious fillies and Equestria's absolute quasi-thermonuclear auto-annihilation is Twilight's idea of operational security. Between you and me? I don't think Equestria has a freakin' chance.
"She needs bits? I'll just make her the Game Warden. Not like we're gonna need one of those any time soon!" – Twilight Sparkle, clueless.
"Gran Pegasmo 4" is serious business. Contains no java, but does contain fan-service, making fun of the elderly, and acts of unspeakable violence against a Haystation 2.
"...for even the Alicorn, as powerful as they are, must fear that which cannot be tamed; Chaos, Entropy, and basic vehicle dynamics" -- "The Alicorn: A Study"
Sometimes, elegance comes with the thunder of guns and flash of muzzles. A light character piece.
A mystery for the ages unfolds at Ponyville schoolhouse. So, who dunnit?
Twilight has successfully created fake government jobs to help her terminally broke friends. All they have to do is pass a simple little background check. Should be easy, right? Right? Now with additional funny!
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