
All Smoke, No Mirrors
I don't know what I am, where I am, or how I got here. I also have no idea why I keep catching on fire.
I don't know what I am, but I know where I am. Equestria, magical cartoon utopia. A place that's basically a dream come true.
So why is the only thing I care about finding another drink?
Art by ExoticEon
Featured June 4, 2021. Thanks y'all!
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76622 words: Estimated about 6 hours to read
23 Chapters:
- Exordium 2021-06-02 12:27:25 UTC2666
- Espial 2021-06-06 14:40:14 UTC2101
- Refuge? 2021-06-17 11:10:19 UTC1603
- Smoke on the Horizon 2021-06-30 11:37:13 UTC2636
- Zenith 2021-08-17 11:00:57 UTC3834
- Me, Myself, and Maybe Someone Else? 2021-08-26 12:59:56 UTC1424
- A Chance Meeting 2021-10-17 09:06:02 UTC2928
- Development 2021-10-26 19:08:47 UTC1727
- The Next Chapter (of Life) 2021-11-02 12:51:09 UTC3930
- Fix (Me) 2021-11-09 12:34:56 UTC2950
- A New Leaf 2021-12-03 12:49:34 UTC3540
- The Test 2021-12-24 04:34:43 UTC3317
- Back to the Basics 2021-12-29 13:01:40 UTC1930
- The Best Tapeworm Ever 2022-01-25 11:18:24 UTC2872
- Culmination 2022-03-23 01:54:16 UTC4920
- 22 Questions 2022-03-28 11:21:53 UTC6486
- Jenny's Battle Against the Lord of Chaos pt. 1 2022-04-01 17:29:14 UTC2931
- Jenny's Battle Against the Lord of Chaos pt. 2 2022-04-01 17:29:59 UTC6824
- Opening Up 2022-06-21 17:27:14 UTC5034
- The Breakdown- 2022-11-13 23:55:34 UTC2196
- -and the Breakthrough 2022-11-29 16:57:10 UTC6899
- A Quick Intermission 2022-12-05 23:09:56 UTC613
- The Next Day 2023-06-12 16:05:07 UTC3261