A Dash of BoJack

"So, uh... how do you want to do this?" Rainbow Dash asked.

Applejack was sweating and nervously shuffled her hooves as she sat beside her on their bed. Big Mac and Sugar Belle had gone out for the evening, and they wouldn't be back until "much later" that night, Sugar assured them with a knowing wink. Bow Hothoof arrived a short time after they had left, and was presently waiting downstairs in the living room of the farmhouse.

"I dunno..." Applejack groaned.

"Is your estrus that bad?" Dash asked.

"It's that, too, but..." despite the burning fire in Applejack's loins, she felt like she was suddenly getting cold hooves.

"Look, I told you, it's going to be just like me wearing a strap-on. But better!"

"But it ain't gonna be you," she said. "When I look up, I'm gonna see him."

"If you weren't on your back and you do it pony-style you wouldn't-"

"I told you- I don't want to not see it coming. You know how jumpy I am. I might buck him!"

Dash rubbed her forehead. "Well, what if I... I'll be right here."

"What?"

"I'll be right here," Dash assured her. "I mean, I would have been if it were any other stallion, so-"

"But it's yer dad."

She shrugged. "Big whoop! I'm not gonna let it bother me. And with all the Neighagra he just took, I don't think it's going to bother him, either. But there's no way I'd leave your side like that!"

Applejack smiled. "Ever the Element of Loyalty, eh?"

"You bet your sweet, apple-dappled ass I am!" Dash pulled her wife in for a kiss. "Alright. Are you ready now?"

"As I'll ever be, I guess," Applejack sighed. Dash kissed her again and walked out into the second floor hallway.

"Dad?" she called down from the top of the stairs. "She's ready."

Bow got up from the couch and walked upstairs. He was excited, yes, but equally nervous. He wasn't sure how this was going to work, what with Applejack being a gold-star mare-muncher. But he knew that when his daughter set her mind to something, she would never fail. She didn't know how to.

Rainbow stood by the bedroom doorway and directed him in, and followed after him. He was greeted with Applejack, still sitting at the edge of the bed, nervous as ever. He looked at her, and then at his daughter, in the room with them. "So, uh, how is this gonna work? Should I just go ahead and...?" He made a small thrusting motion.

Applejack winced.

"Well first, a little thing called foreplay," Dash said. She pointed at the chair in the corner of the bedroom. "So why don't you just take a seat for now and enjoy the show?" Bow did as he was told and sat in the chair.

Rainbow closed the distance to Applejack and gave her a calming kiss. Applejack looked over Dash's shoulder at Bow. Dash put her hoof of Applejack's cheek and turned her to look back at her. "Hey. Forget about him. It's just you and me," she assured her. She kissed her again and Applejack kissed her back and closed her eyes. Dash gently placed a hoof against her chest, coaxing her to lay back on the bed.

With her free hoof, Rainbow Dash rubbed Applejack's pussy methodically in little, slow circles. They'd been sexual partners long enough that she knew just how to get her motor humming. Not that she needed much help. Without taking her Beat The Heat medicine, Applejack was in quite a state. Dash's hoof was damp in mere moments with her wife's hot arousal.

Dash gave her another kiss and slid down along her body to kneel in front of the bed between her legs and start licking. Nopony could fault her for putting in the effort. Applejack would normally love to watch her wife work to please her, and run her orange hoof through her rainbow mane. But she couldn't help but look over at the stallion sitting in the chair. The Neighagra coursing through his system had his erection at full mast, sprouting from his lap, stiff as steel.

Bow watched the mare going down on her wife. His daughter or not, he hadn't seen two mares going at it like this since his old college days. He glanced up at the earth pony and caught her eye contact. Her expression was clearly nervous.

"Are you sure you're okay?" he asked, at risk of souring the mood. Rainbow Dash paused her work to look up at Applejack and followed her eyes to look back at her father before turning back to her again.

Applejack glanced at Bows glans again. "Sorry. I'm just a bit gun-shy of cocks after growing up on the farm with Big Mac." That got a concerned look even from Rainbow. "Nothing happened, but it just always looked so scary and intimidating."

Rainbow Dash moved to Applejack's side. "Well then don't look at it. Look at me. I'll be right here the whole time, okay?" Applejack nodded nervously and Rainbow waved for her father to come over. He reared up at the edge of the bed and Applejack couldn't help but look up at the muscular frame of the stallion looming over her. She made squeaking cry that she was none to proud of and squirmed away.

Applejack apologized. "Sorry, I know he's your dad and all, but I'm still getting shook."

Rainbow Dash waved her father away to back up. "I have an idea." She took his place at the edge of the bed. "I'll stay between us so you don't even have to see him. Just me."

Bow looked at her with confusion. "Uh, Dashie, how am I supposed to...?"

"Just stand behind me," Rainbow said.

"You're the boss..." Bow did as he was told and stood behind her.

"Closer," she said. He moved closer until his chest was against her back. Then she reached between her legs and guided his dick between them.

Her father balked, "Dash!"

"Quiet!" she scolded. "You're not here right now!" She flared her wings to further obscure Applejack's view of him. "Check it out AJ!"

Applejack looked down at The penis sticking out from between her wife's legs. With the base of it flush against her marehood, and being almost identical in color to the rest of her, it very nearly looked like it actually belonged on her.

"What do you think of my new equipment?" Rainbow asked. Her hoof stroked the dick playfully and tried to ignore her father's groans.

Applejack knew perfectly well that it wasn't really hers. But with a bit of suspension of her disbelief, it was somewhat more comfortable for the package delivered in this way. She swallowed nervously and just nodded.

Rainbow Dash grinned. With her other hoof she reached lower and cupped her father's testicles, lightly playing with them. "Alright! Let's get this sperm inside you!" She was clearly enjoying the idea of herself as a stallion. She held his shaft and touched the tip against Applejack's pussy.

"Wait!" Applejack said. "Car you just- don't put it in just yet."

"Alright, we can do a little more foreplay," Rainbow said. She stepped closer and pressed her pussy against Applejack's with her father's shaft squeezed between them. "I'll just thrust against it for a while," she said, giving her dad a light elbow to his ribs in direction.

Bow started to slowly thrust his dick in and out between the two mares, feeling the wetness of their pussies coating his shaft. If there was any objection in his mind to doing such a thing with his own daughter, his dick wasn't getting the memo, and nether was his hips as the kept moving.

For her part, Rainbow was very clearly enjoying herself. She angled her hips to keep her pussy pressed against the side of her father's textured shaft. But she gave herself just enough room for her hoof to play with her clit. While her orgasms weren't the bed-shaking earthquakes that usually Applejack enjoyed, she prided herself on being a quick-cummer, getting off early and often with no shame in being vocal about it. "So goooood!"

Not that Bow needed to hear her. He could feel his daughter spurting her hot juices all over him as her entire body trembled. And Applejack felt the wetness make its way down onto her underneath.

"Come on AJ, let's get this in you!" Dash said between panting.

"Can't you just wait until it's ready to- you know... go off?" Applejack said. "And then just put the tip in?"

Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes. She turned her head to the side and whispered. "Alright, you heard her. Just let me know when you're ready."

Bow chewed his lip nervously. "Dash, I- I don't think I can- I don't think just doing this will be enough to get me there. Your mother kind of spoiled me."

Dash sighed. "AJ, come on, can't you just-"

"What did I tell you before about pressuring me!?" Applejack huffed.

Rainbow had been with her long enough to recognized that tone and had enough sense to back off. It was nothing short of a feat for her to think so sensibly while being so incredibly horny. But it was not to last. "Look it's gonna be fine, AJ. Dicks feel great! Just watch!"

Rainbow Dash grabbed his penis with her hoof and adjusted herself. Applejack tensed, thinking she was just going to put in in her against her wishes, but instead Dash just aimed it into herself.

Feeling the warm wetness envelope his tip, Bow thrusted forward without another thought that it might possibly be inside anypony other than Applejack.

With her tongue hanging out, Rainbow Dash was simply enjoying the feeling of a dick inside her, despite it being her fathers if the thought even crossed her mind. Applejack wasn't the only pony feeling the ache of being in the height of estrus after all. Perhaps even because of it. But it was okay. She had a plan. Once he got close, he would pull out and stick it inside Applejack just in time to cum.

All Applejack could do was watch in awe of the full length of the blue shaft sliding in and out of her wife. There wasn't an ounce of fat on the Wonderbolt's lithe body. The sheer girth of his dick made itself plainly visible as the bulge grew and shrank in her abdomen each time he thrusted into her. Rainbow Dash grabbed her hoof and pressed it to her belly to feel it.

Applejack looked up at Rainbow's eyes. She had that unfocused gaze she wore whenever she had drank way too much cider. Applejack's eyes on the other hoof were as wide as dinner plates. She was in shock, not just from the absolute taboo nature of what was happening, but from the body horror see was seeing and feeling with her own hoof. She couldn't imagine herself, let alone anypony being able to take so much dick so deeply. It terrified her that she would be getting it, herself, soon. Even if it looked like Dash was clearly enjoying herself, if her pussy spraying her again was any indication.

Bow could feel the mare cumming around his dick. He took pride in knowing he was doing a job well-done. And he did have a job to do after all. Between the Neighagra he had taken and the fertility potion, we was very ready to make sure she'd have a foal. He felt that familiar pressure building up in his balls.

Rainbow Dash felt his start to flare. She knew he was getting close. She controlled her breathing to tell him to pull out and stick it inside Applejack.

Bow felt himself about to cum and he slammed it home hard one last time, pressing it flush against her cervix, knocking the breath out of her before she could talk. Applejack watched in shock as Bow's scrotum flexed and tightened with each pulse of his throbbing shaft, buried to the hilt inside Rainbow Dash as he pumped load after load of his spunk deep inside his own daughter. The tight seal gave it no exit, forcing his cum through the opening of her cervix to flood her womb. The pressure inside her abdomen was making it hard for her to even breathe. She looked like a fish out of water as her mouth struggled to swallow air.

Applejack grabbed her and tried to pull her away from her father. The flare of his dick kept him well-lodged inside her as he continued to cum, but it relieved the pressure just enough for her to catch her breath. She fell over onto Applejack, and Bow fell with her.

"Dad!" She was finally able to yelp.

He focused all his effort on regaining his balance despite most of his blood having left his brain. The darkness in the peripheries of his vison faded and he lifted himself up off of his daughter to try to see anything besides her rainbow mane filling his field of view. He looked down at what he was doing again, getting ready to see an orange marehood thoroughly stuffed with a prodigious cream-pie.

He blinked and tilted his head to try to get a better view of it. It definitely felt like he was inside her. But from this angle it looked like he had missed getting it inside Applejack. What a tragic waste to have likely spurted it all over her belly.

"Dad!" Rainbow Dash whined louder and tried to move away. Her movement made it very, very clear to Bow just where his dick was lodged. The blue lips of his daughter's pussy were wrapped tightly around the base of his shaft, and he had fired his full salvo deep inside her.

"Oh, shit!" He tried to pull out, but his flare kept him firmly lodged inside her tight confines. That didn't stop him from trying again.

"Wait, don't spill it!" Dash said. Bow found her request confusing, given their current situation. One would think she'd want it cleaned out of her as quickly as possible. "It's supposed to go in Applejack!"

"Well, yeah, obviously," Bow said, not needing his mistake rubbed in his face any more.

Without letting him slip out, Rainbow Dash adjusted herself to be in more of a squatting position. She reached under herself with her wing tips to spread open Applejack's pussy underneath her. Watching from behind her, Bow figured out what she was trying to do and waited for her instruction.

"Okay, now," Rainbow said. Bow slowly pulled out. The instant he did, a deluge of his cum followed. Rainbow Dash made sure it went into her wife's spread pussy and she lowered her lips against hers, squeezing her muscles with a grunt to forcible push more of it into her. Once she had gotten as much as she could, she propped Applejack's butt up with a pillow to get gravity to help it further inside.

Then she fetched their trusty dildo and pushed that inside to try to force his seed as deeply as possible. Plunging it downward into her inverted wife, it looked like Rainbow Dash was working a butter churn. And then she left it in like a plug while she trotted off to the bathroom to take a shower.

Bow Hothoof sat back down in the chair in the corner while his erection, soaked in his cum and his daughter's pussy juices, slowly wilted. He looked over at his daughter-in-law on the bed with her butt propped up in the air and a dildo plugged in her pussy. Applejack looked back at him in awkward silence.

"Sorry about the mix-up," he said.

"It's alright. I blame myself," she said. "I should have just gotten over my dick-phobia."

"I guess I should go check on Dashie," he said, walking to the bathroom. "Hey sport, you okay in there?" he asked. He pushed open the ajar door. Rainbow was hunched over in the shower stall with the shower head pointed under her tail.

"How is there so much!?" she complained. "Gah! It's getting in my tail!"

"Sorry about that champ. Your mother gave me a virility potion. You know how much she's been wanting grandfoals."

"Did I get it all? How does it look?" she asked. She flagged her tail and presented herself to him. He looked at his daughter's pert, defined marehood.

"It looks good," he said in all sincerity.

"I mean inside!" she said.

"Oh." Considering he used to change her diapers, and he was balls-deep inside her not more than a couple minutes earlier, it wasn't too big of a leap for him to take a closer look. He put his wing tips to either side of her pussy to spread it as wide as he could. The harsh white light of the bathroom helped to keep the vibe clinical. All the way back to her cervix, her vagina looked clean. All pink with nary a trace of white. "Looks all clear."

Rainbow Dash sighed. "Well, that's a re- a- ah- AH CHOO!" she sneezed. A shot of white spurted out of her cervix, marring her entire vagina again and landing a rope of friendly fire across her father's cheek.

"Uh, I think most of it is still inside," he said, wiping himself off his cheek with his hoof.

She groaned and rubbed her belly. "Ugh. Well, that would explain why I still feel so bloated."

Bow rubbed the back of his neck with his hoof. "Listen, Dash, I feel really bad about this. But let's maybe not tell your mother about this, okay?"

"ARGH! My life is over!"

"You know the Wonderbolts do have maternity leave, right?" Applejack said, still inverted on the bed.

"What am I going to tell my mom!?"

"Anything but the truth, obviously," Bow said.

"So, what, I just hooked up with some rando from a bar one night?"

"Well..."

"Shut up, AJ! That was one time!"

Eleven Months Later

Applejack sat in her maternity ward bed with her little filly. The orange pegasus looked just like her, but with wings. In the bed next to her Rainbow Dash cradled her colt. Both foals were born perfectly happy and healthy. Even so, she looked at him with both adoration and concern. Their families hadn't come to visit yet, but she was already worried. "He looks just like his father," she said. "The same blue fur and rainbow mane."

Applejack just smiled, ever the Element of Honesty, "He looks just like his mother!"