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Entry one: New beginnings

After I had some fun with Rarity I went to class and after that I went to meet up with Johnathan at lunch.

“Hey you doing ok?” He asked me.

“I’m in my own spin-off, I feel great.” I told him.

“Well me and Hannah hope you do well in Griffin Rock, Mamoru.” He said with a smile.

“Mamoru Shinigami and Shadow Reaper are no more, I Am Soundblaster.” I told him. “But to keep me from being found out, call me Rob Duntassel, It’s fun cuz it’s an anagram for Soundblaster.”

“Alright Rob, so what do you want to do now?” He asked.

“I’ll need you to get me a few things, in return I’ll give you the robot from the green lantern series.” I told him.

“What do you need?” He asked, curious.

“Here’s my list, I need a T.A.R.D.I.S. from gallifrey, Duchess and her kittens, Sisu, and Elora. I can get a list of a few others later, and I’d like the ones I just listed after school.” I told him.

“Should be simple.” He told me.

“K. I just finished with updating my history, as in I just went through a few people’s heads and all computers, and changed it so I’m a scientist and I have multiple doctorates and degrees. So now I’m overqualified for any job, and I can do whatever scientific things I want in Griffin Rock.” I said.

“Well I hope you don't mind me dropping in every now and then to check on my daughter.” Johnathan told me.

“Just as long as you call ahead of time, it should be fine.” I told him.

“Also I like the new look.” He told me.

“Thanks, Rarity made it, it looks pretty nice too.” I said. “She said It’s made up of spider silk and kevlar.”

“How do you think she got her hands on spider silk kevlar?” Johnathan asked.

“You can probably get spider silk and kevlar at a store, it’s not as hard as you’d think, I like to go shopping and sometimes I get spider silk, silkworm silk, linen, and kevlar and make dresses and stuff for my girls.” I said.

Johnathan stared at me with a raised eyebrow.

“Yeah, I like to sew, get over it, I like to bake and do a whole lot of other things too.” I said as I began eating.

“So what do you plan to do once you move?” He asked me.

“Stay out of sight, keep to myself, and wait until the rescue bots arrive.” I told him.

“Sounds boring, I'm going to make the crystal gem homeworld, if you want any gems feel free to ask.” Jonathan said.

“I might want an amethyst, she’s a little chubby.” I said.

“Alright, and I think I'll take the diamonds.” He told me.

“Whatever.” I said then the bell rang. “Time for class, let’s go.” I told him.

“Alright.” He said.

We headed to class and took our seats. Washu was teaching the class.

“So if we turn to page 12 you will see.” She said but I tuned her out, then she turned around to start writing on the board.

I followed along until I was called to the office. When I reached the office, I saw Celestia. “So I hear you are leaving.” She said.

“Yeah, I’m heading to Griffin Rock, I can’t give much details why, the island always has a lead in cutting edge technology, and things keep going nuts so there’s never a dull moment.” I said with a chuckle.

“I see, is there anything you need before you leave?” She asked.

“Could you bring in Vinyl scratch?” I asked.

“Why?” She asked.

“I like her, and also Octavia, I’d like to have a fourway.” I said.

“Are you even sure they will agree?” She sighed.

“They will once I serenade them with fresh beats.” I said.

“Well I don't really have time to have a foursome, it will have to be a threesome between the three of you” She told me.

“Ok, but can you take your boobs out and watch us?” I asked.

“I have work.” She said, “You can take them to the music room and have fun there.” She told me.

“Ok, I’ll just set some instruments up or something.” I said.

“Just try not to damage anything.” She told me.

“No promises.” I said, then left her office.

I was walking down the hall, then I got yanked into a janitor’s closet. “Ah!” I yelped. When I saw who pulled me it I saw it was Jonathan with a smile on his face.

“What the hell man!? This is the second time today I was yanked through a door!” I said.

“I just wanted to give you your going away gift.” He said pulling out a staff and handing it to me.

“A staff?” I said.

“Not just any staff, go ahead and think “scythe”” he told me.

I thought of a scythe and the staff shifted into a scythe.

“Woah, how did-” I began.

“It’s enchanted, I found your guitar scythe and your keytar, and a few other of your electric instruments and merged them all into this staff.” He told me.

I changed it back into a staff, put it upside down and held it like a guitar. “So if I were to..” I asked.

Johnathan nodded and gave me a gesture for a go ahead.

I brought my hand down and struck the crystal at the end and the staff made music like a guitar. “No way.” I said then began doing a crazy train guitar riff. “Oh hell yes!” I exclaimed.

“Glad you like it.” He said.

“Although I’m a little peeved you went through my stuff, but otherwise I’m loving this!” I told him.

“Well I'll leave you to do what you want, I have some business to take care of.” He said before he left.

I looked at my new staff and looked at my sleeve. “Hmm, I wonder.” I said then I took my staff and put it into my sleeve and it disappeared into it. “Cool. Wizard’s sleeve of holding.” I said.

I got out of the closet and headed to the music room.

Once I got there I set up a few amplifiers and a few lights. Just as I finished by closing the blinds, Vinyl and Octavia walked in.

“Oh hey girls, I know you two are into each other, but I was hoping you might want to join my harem.” I told them.

“What the hell.” Said Vinyl, moving her glasses down to look at me with her red eyes.

“How shameless.” Octaivia said.

“Well I’ve got a little something that’ll change your minds.” I said then began playing.

Once I finished they just stood there, so I began playing another song.

After I finished the second song, I waited for their reaction.

I noticed they were blushing and their legs were rubbing together which made me smile.

“So, wanna join my harem?” I asked.

“I guess we could try.” They said.

“Ok.” I said.

—Later: Jonathan POV—

“Rob, Rob!” I nearly yelled as I walked through the house, trying to find him, so then decided to head down to his lab to see a T-800, Kato, Weller, Ultron, and Tony Stark, working on Soundblaster in his MQ-9 Reaper mode in the hangar.

Then the terminator looked in my direction and walked over to me.

“Where is Rob?” I asked.

“I’m operating this terminator remotely, I’m giving my Vehicle mode a few upgrades.” Said the terminator in Rob’s voice.

“Oh well I just wanted to tell you all of your girls have packed their things. But what are these upgrades?” I asked him.

“More gadgets of course, improving the engine so it can run more powerful and fast enough to go faster than a space shuttle and also go underwater, a few upgrades to radar so it can see things underground, along with a few seismic instruments and sonar, and since we also added a few things to make this able to have a vertical takeoff, it’s maneuverability has been improved as well. Ultimately it looks exactly the same as when we started.” Said Rob as the terminator pointed at what was improved.

“So what will you do with it when you're done?” I asked.

The terminator’s eyes shut off, then Soundblaster transformed into his robot mode. “The way I see it, I can do whatever I want.” He said in his robotic voice then began to sing.

He took a few steps towards me and tapped the terminator and it fell over.

“True, but it is always good to have a plan.” I said.

He transformed into his human form and shrugged. “Sometimes it’s better to not have a plan and just go with the flow.” He said.

“Both are true, but I just wanted to come down and tell you everything is ready.” I told him, then a phone started ringing.

“It’s me.” He said then answered his phone. “Soundblaster, what do you need?” He said.

—Soundblaster pov—

“We need you at the tower?” Said Batman over the phone.

“Ok, I’ll be right there.” I said then Batman hung up. “Kato, Tony, Weller, Ultron, Johnathan, I’ll be back, do me a favor and work on rebuilding my truck while I’m away.” I told them. I transformed into my vehicle mode and took off through an opening in the ceiling. I flew to the watchtower, then after I landed I transformed into my human form.

“Ok I’m here, what do you need me for?” I asked.

“Wonder woman needs your help.” Batman said as he approached me. “And what's with the change of attire?” He asked.

“I felt like a change, plus if you haven’t noticed I’ve become a cybertronian, they’re a race of giant robots that can transform into vehicles and other things. And I’ve uploaded my mind into a body of one I made, and… y’know what? I can explain the rest later. What does Wonder Woman need help with?” I asked.

“She is currently fighting but she is having trouble.” He explained.

“Ok, where is she? I'll be there in a few minutes.” I said then transformed to robot mode.

“She is near the ruins of the Palace of Knossos.” He told me.

“Send me the coordinates.” I said. He then ran off and pressed a few buttons before I got a message in my HUD.

I read the coordinates and opened a ground bridge to my right and walked through. When I arrived I changed to my human form and took out my staff and changed it into a scythe.

Then as I looked around I saw Wonder woman fighting Ares.

“Ooh the greek god of war, this is going to be fun!” I said and began rushing in to attack.

—Two Minutes Later—

“How did this happen?” I asked as I sat down after Ares somehow tricked us into entering the labyrinth.

“I don't know, but we can’t stay here.” said Wonder Woman as she began punching the door we came in from.

“Don’t bother, this place was designed by Daedalus, the place was designed to keep whatever goes in from getting out.” I told her.

“Then the only way out is to push forward.” She said.

“That might not be a good idea either. Remember what Daedalus built this place for.” I Said.

“The minotaur is dead.” She told me.

“Is it though?” I asked.

“What are you implying?” She asked.

“Well, I’ve heard the story that Theseus killed the minotaur, but I’ve also heard a story saying that Daedalus also killed it after king Minos locked him inside his own labyrinth and killed the minotaur as he escaped.” I said.

“What’s your point?” Wonder Woman asked.

“My point is, both stories contradict each other.” I said.

“So you are saying both could be false?” She asked.

“If both stories say that the hero killed the minotaur, they must be false because neither can be the truth, so there’s two things that could be the true factors.” I said.

“And what are they?” She asked.

“One, the minotaur is immortal and can’t be killed, or two, neither hero killed it and just said they did. But that can also mean both factors are true and the minotaur is still alive and wandering around these halls.” I explained.

“So we should proceed with caution.” Diana suggested.

“Most likely.” I said.

“So where do we start?” She asked as she looked at the many paths.

I stood up and stretched. I got to one knee and punched the ground, spending out a few shockwaves.

“What are you doing?” Diana asked.

“Scanning. I’m using sound to map out the labyrinth.” I said.

“Great.” Wonder Woman said.

“Don’t hold your breath, The soundwaves haven’t returned yet.” I said.

“How long do you think it will take?” She asked.

Then the soundwaves came back. “Hmm, they just returned and there’s a few problems.” I said.

“What's the problem?” She asked.

“The walls keep shifting around, there are traps everywhere, and there is something large moving around that isn’t part of the machinations of this hellhole.” I told her.

“The minotaur?” She asked.

“Probably, I’m also using my sense of smell, but I’m not smelling anything that smells like a Man-Bull, it smells different.” I said.

“Then perhaps it's something else.” She said.

“No, I’m definitely smelling bovine, but no male musk that says minotaur.” I said.

“So female?” She asked.

“Hmm, maybe, I wouldn’t put it past the men of old, being beaten by a woman would be considered dishonorable,emasculating, and embarrassing, so if the minotaur is female that might make a little sense. However I’m also smelling something else, something familiar.” I told her.

“What is it?” Diana asked.

“I don’t know.” I told her.

“Then we should get moving.” She said before she looked at the paths.

“Ok, lead the way, ladies first.” I said.

“You're the one who can scout ahead.” She said.

I put my hand on her head and did a brain scan and learned everything she knew. “You go ahead.” I told her then lit up my staff so it glowed bright.

—Wonder Woman pov—

“But I don't know the way.” I said.

“It doesn’t matter, this place has no way out anyway, however, since Daedalus built this place, and since any good genius knows not to build something horrible and not have a fail safe, he should have placed a spot within the labyrinth where he could get out.” He told me.

“Alright I'll try looking around.” I said before I walked down one of the many paths and Mamoru followed.

“Oh, I forgot to tell you, I changed my name to Robert Duntassel, but it’s an anagram for Soundblaster, you can call me either, your choice.” Rob told me.

“Alright Rob.” I said.

Then he changed into a giant robot. “I actually prefer Soundblaster in this form” he said then changed back.

“So where is the minotaur now?” I asked.

“Hmm.” He said as he closed his eyes for a moment. “Hard to tell, the walls keep shifting, watch your step!” He said, then blocked my way.

I looked down and noticed a stone tile that was right where I was going to step. “Thanks.” I told him, before taking a step back.

A few minutes later we came to an intersection. “Where to now?” I asked.

“No idea.” Rob told me.

“Try that soundwave again?” I asked. No sooner than I asked when a loud sound resonated throughout the labyrinth.

“MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!”

“I don’t think I have to, that minotaur just did it for me.” Rob told me.

“So we should go this way then.” I said pointing in the opposite direction.

“Unfortunately your hearing is playing tricks on you, that sound came from all directions, the whole place is a maze, it’s literally made for deception, so it shouldn’t matter where we go, the minotaur lives here, how well would you know your home if you lived there for thousands of years.” Said Rob.

“I see your point, so what do you propose we do?” I asked.

“No idea…… wanna flip a coin?” He asked with a goofy grin.

“Sure, I don't see any better option.” I said, crossing my arms over my chest.

He took out a coin and tossed it in the air. When it landed on the ground, it lodged itself into it so the results were inconclusive. “Oh come on!” He said, gesturing to the quarter. “Let’s try eeny meeny miney moe.”

“Fine, just hurry.” I told him.

“Eeny meeny miney moe catch a tiger by the toe and if he hollers let him go. And. You. Are. Not. It!” He said as he ended up pointing to the left. “Ok, let’s go right.” He said as he turned in that direction, so I quickly followed and kept my guard up.

“I wonder if the minotaur is sexy if it’s female.” Said Rob.

“Jonathan told me you had strange tastes.” I muttered.

“Hm.” He said as we continued on.

I felt a soft breeze and turned my head to see a path. “Hey there is a breeze coming from this way.” I told Rob.

He didn’t say anything and just continued following behind me as I walked down the path, and once we reached the enter we saw a large hole in the wall in the labyrinth but right in front of of stood the minotaur of the labyrinth.

Before the minotaur took a single step towards us Rob charged at it like a man possessed. “Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!” He screamed as he jumped and grabbed the minotaur by the horns and wrestled her to the ground like she was a steer in a rodeo.

I was speechless. I didn't expect him to run in so boldly.

“Hah! And They said learning steer wrestling would be pointless and useless. Suck my cock, cuz you were wrong! HAHAHAHAHAHA!” He yelled out.

“You do what you have to, I'll go outside and inform the league about Ares.” I said as I ran out the hole.

“Make sure you save some assbeating for me, cuz I wanna kick his ass too!” He called out. After getting out I put my hand to my ear, and informed the league of what was going on

—Rob pov—

“Such a sexy minotaur, I’m going to have some fun with you.” I said. I took off my clothes and began stripping the minotaur out of her lingerie while she was unconscious. I grabbed one of her massive tits and roughly groped it and it began leaking milk.

“Ooo.” I said. “On second thought I’m just gonna bring you home after I Mess up Ares.” I said then gave her a green sweater and a collar. “I’m going to name you Tempest.” I said then put a tag with her new name on her collar. Then I lifted her over my shoulder, made a portal home, and quickly carried her inside before returning to meet up with Diana.

Ares was unconscious with his ass in the air and his legs spread. “Oh now this is too perfect to pass up.” I said then turned my staff into a large war hammer.

I held the hammer like a golf club and stood beside Ares’ ass. “Robert Duntassel lines up his shot.” I said in a golf announcer tone. I slowly swung the hammer as I lined it up with the pair of golf balls.

“The crowd is deathly quiet as he pulls back.” I continued to bring the hammer up.

“And he follows through.” I said as I swung hard, hitting Ares’ balls and sending him flying. “He’s going, going, going, and…. Gone! Yeah!” I exclaimed as I watched him fly off.

“That's a shame.” Diana said sarcastically.

“HAHAHAHAHA!! I bet both his balls burst from that!” I said while laughing.

“I have no doubt.” She said.

I turned around and saw Ares coming back. “Op! He’s coming back around.” I said as Ares crashed and face planted into the ground and did a couple ragdolls until he flopped over to our feet.

“Well, looks like everything is in order.” Diana said.

“Uhuh……Welp, I’m gonna get going, I have lots of girls and lots of stuff to move, buh-bye.” I said then left.

As I arrived I saw Jonathan waiting for me in my lab with everything, and everyone I asked for, Duchess, Sisu, Elora, and an undisguised TARDIS.

“Ah, my girls and my new TARDIS. Give me a few seconds.” I said as I opened the doors and saw the inside.

I smiled and looked around the side then walked inside. “I love timelord technology.” I said.

“And what about Aya?” Jonathan asked.

“Oh, right, give me a few minutes.” I said then closed the doors and went to the console and began hitting a few buttons and switches. After that I opened the door and I was on Oa.

I took a bit of green lantern energy and returned to the tardis then piloted it back home. I came out with the energy and used my magic to help put together Johnathan’s robot. “There, done. Here you go.” I said, tossing the robot to him.

“Thanks, I hope you visit us soon.” Jonathan said with a smile.

“Whatever. I’m gonna bring this thing to the living room.” I told him.

“You could try to be nice.” Jonathan said.

I went into the tardis and brought it to the living room. I then walked down to the lab and saw everyone still there. “Ok, everyone but Johnathan, get out, I’m going to be bringing everything that isn’t bolted down.” I said.

“Ok.” Jonathan said, snapping his fingers, then they all disappeared except Jonathan.

I brought out a case and placed it on a table. I then brought out a small remote and hit a button. My Yamato class battleship, The Harbinger, shrunk down into a cylindrical canister and flew into my hand. I opened the case and placed the canister into one of the many slots inside the case. I pressed the button on the remote again and the same happened with The Obsidian Fury. It flew into my hand and I put it next to the other canister.

“What exactly are you doing?” Johnathan asked.

“How else do you expect me to move everything?” I said.

I then pointed my remote at Johnathan’s ship and shrunk it down into a canister and it flew into my hand. “Hold this.” I said giving him the canister and closing the case. “Come with me.” I said then grabbed his arm and brought him and my case out of the hangar/lab.

I then closed the vault-like door and pointed the remote at the door. Instantly the Hangar/lab shrunk into a canister and flew into my hand, leaving a slot in a wall of dirt.

“Looks like you’re all packed.” Jonathan said.

“This thing is built like Warehouse 13, it’s bigger than it looks.” I said.

Then I took the case and opened it and placed the canister inside and closed the case. I took out a new canister with a touch screen on it and handed it to Johnathan.

“What is this?” He asked.

“It’s a new hanger/lab, only with this you can use the touch screen to draw what you want it to look like.” I told him. “Just draw the type of place you want, put it in that slot on the dirt wall, and presto, you have a new lab, hangar, or whatever you want.” I said pointing at the empty slot on the dirt wall.

“Alright.” He said and looked at where I pointed.

“I’d appreciate a little more enthusiasm, it wasn’t easy to design something like that.” I said.

“Sorry, normally it is quite easy for you to do things like this.” Jonathan said sincerely.

“I may know a lot of things, but I’m still learning so there will be times when I have difficulty, however since almost everything is packed, I just have a few more things to do.” I said.

“Like what?” Jonathan asked.

“Get a few more girls before I leave.” I said.

“So who are you getting?” he asked.

“No idea, just join me in the living room.” I told him. “Oh shit!” I exclaimed.

“What?” Johnathan asked.

“Dr. Hugo Strange was still in the lab! I completely forgot about him!” I exclaimed. I snapped my fingers and had a sigh of relief. “Pheeew! That could have been worse, but now he’s been dropped off at the front door of arkham asylum.” I said.

“Ok now what?” He asked.

I snapped my fingers and made a shrine around the fireplace.

I put a bra on my head and got on my knees and placed a few offerings of food and gold. I then began to chant. “!̴͓̌à̶̤d̷̜̾è̷̟a̶̺̽r̸̫̈p̷͙̌ ̷̡̈́ē̸̠r̴̙͝e̷͇̎r̴̬͂ā̶̖p̸̻͝ ̵̣̑ò̷͔s̴̺͠e̸͔͝á̴̪ú̷͕Q̷̼̂ ̸̤͝ ̶͔̓.̷̡̒o̸̝͊ì̴̝p̸̬͠ṳ̸͆c̷͚̾ ̵̲̓ì̸͓h̷̫̾i̸̹̋ḿ̵͜ ̸̡͗ȧ̶͚d̸̟̑ ̶̻͑i̵̻͊b̴̰͊i̸̟͛t̴̳̓ ̴̡̉ḛ̷̊a̵͎̒u̶͍̒q̵̙͝ ̵̫̃,̴̯͠a̴̻͋r̴͕͌e̴̞͒n̴̫͝u̷̮̕m̵̼̚ ̷͔̑c̸̹͝ë̷́͜a̵͙̅h̵̝͘ ̷̛͉t̶̜́u̸̡̅ ̴̨͐,̵̥͑ṩ̵i̴̧͘ḃ̶̡ǒ̸͕v̴̝̑ ̶̠̕ò̸͔ḍ̵̆ ̷̞̀o̷̩̾g̵̡̈́ẽ̴̪ ̸̥͂,̴̟͊X̶̪̒-̵̘̕Ẻ̶̙-̶̈́ͅR̵̢̅ ̴͚̕t̷̟͗ě̵̝ ̷̦͐9̵̫͗9̸̖͘3̵̯̈́5̶̰͑k̷͉̀c̵̥̍ö̴̫l̶̟̐r̵̻̊a̴͕̽H̸̱͊ ̷͙͑s̴̩̊ẽ̸̮r̸̰͒o̵̻͋t̸͖̀c̴͓̑ȗ̸͖a̸͖̔ ̵̠̒i̴͕͛n̸̺͘g̷̱͆a̵̼͐m̷̞̈́ ̷̜̆O̴̱͠” I said, both backwards and in latin. Then the ground began to shake and lightning shot across the sky and a vortex began spinning over the house.

Then one by one, pokemon started to appear along with pokeballs with their names on them, Yveltal,Palkia,Arceus, Lycanroarena, Lycanroc, Celebi,Shadow Lugia, Lunala, Zekrom, Eternatus, Necrozma,Mew,Victini, Diancie, Snorlax, Pikachu Libre, and Charizazzle.

“Don't see why you needed me.” Jonathan said.

“I just needed you out of where the lab was. Anyway, it seems the authors have given me a couple of hybrids.” I said as I saw two pokemon that stood out among the rest.

“Seems so.” He said.

I went over to examine my new pokemon, I went to lycanroarena and gave her a scratch behind the ears. Then I went over to Charizazzle. “Damn! You're a big sexy beast aren’t you?” I said. “I’m going to guess some hybrids have more than just two types, I’m thinking Charizazzle is a fire, poison, and fire type. And Lycanroarena seems to be a rock, fire, and dark type, Hmm… very interesting.” I said.

“So what now?” Jonathan asked.

“Well I’m pretty sure we gave the readers a long enough first chapter, but I’m just going to do a few more things then head to Griffin Rock. Anything you wanna do with me before I go?” I said.

“I can't really think of anything.” He said.

“Ok, everyone, return!” I said, putting all my pokemon into their pokeballs. “Ok then, All girls that are part of my harem, get into the Tardis.” I said and all of them went in except for Fluttershy, Sunset,Pinkie, Vinyl, Octavia, and Rarity. “I’m guessing you’re not coming because of school?” I asked.

They each nodded. “It’s alright, I’ll wait until you’ve all graduated.” I said. They each smiled and we had a group hug. “Ok, Weller, Ultron, and Poe de Spell, into the Tardis as well.” I told them. “Hey, Johnathan, didn’t you say you’d get me a raven?” I asked.

“Yes and here she is.” He said, showing me a Raven.

“Why is she drinking a beer?” I asked.

“No idea.” He said.

“So she’s an alcoholic?” I asked.

“I guess.” He said.

“Well since she likes beer so much I’ll name her Stella, after the beer of the same name.” I said. “Ok Stella go get your fat drunk ass into the Tardis.” I told her, pointing to the Tardis.

She got up and hobbled towards it and passed out a few feet from the doors. “Please tell me she’s immortal and can’t die from alcohol poisoning.” I asked Johnathan.

“I had her drink from the goblet so don't worry.” He told me.

“Good, Ok if anyone wants to give me a few more things before I leave, now's the time!” I called out.

“I have something.” Hannah said as she appeared, along with four creatures: A Shiba inu, a platypus, a blue jay hybrid, and a Sangeheili.

“And me.” Blair said showing up with a Pumkat.

“Awe cute!” I said.

“And she can change form too.” Said Blair, then the pumkat changed.

“Cool. So Hannah, what happened with the….. whatever that is.” I said pointing at the blue jay hybrid thing.

“I was trying to make it into a gryphon, but I got a little distracted and made a few mistakes.” Said Hannah.

I looked at the blue jay and looked it up and down, a chubby stomach, a long fluffy striped tail with a white tip, wide hips, and large breasts. “She’s definitely cute. Is she part fox or something?” I asked.

“I guess you could say that.” She said.

“I’ll call her Skye.” I said then gave Skye’s ass a firm squeeze.

“Now what do you think of the Shiba inu?” Hannah asked.

“*ghasp* OH MY GOSH SHE’S SO CUTE!” I exclaimed and went to pet the Shiba inu. “I’m gonna call you Molly, yes I am you pudgy little doggie.” I said as gave it a collar and squished it’s face. “Who’s a fwuffy baby? WHO’S a fwuffy baby?” I said as I began giving Molly a belly rub and she enjoyed it with a cute doggy smile.

“Just make sure to take care of them all.” Jonathan said.

“And the other two?” Hannah asked.

“I’ll name the platypus Stacy, and the sangheili Iris.” I said. “Hey, Johnathan, is it ok if I take Gazelle?” I asked.

“If I can keep Gleaming.” He said.

“Sure. Gazelle! Let’s go!” I said and she came running and went into the Tardis. Ok, that should be all 118 of them.” I said.

“Wow you are quite the horndog.” Jonathan said.

“I like having options. And the total so far is125, but that 7 have school. My goal is to have 166.” I told him.

“Wow, well good luck.” He told me.

“I’m going to need it. Now come on! Bring it in!” I said, holding out my arms. He smiled before he and Hannah walked over to me. I wrapped my arms around them both and gave them a hug.

“Hope to see you soon.” Jonathan said.

“Come visit us who knows what could happen around here.” Hannah said then we broke the hug.

“I have a few ideas what’s going to happen, but I’m not going to say anything just yet, bye you two, I hope you can visit Griffin Rock once in a while.” I said then went into the Tardis.

I then began piloting to my new Griffin Rock address and parked the tardis in the backyard. Then my phone rang. “Johnathan? What is it?” I asked.

“Why did the tardis not make the sound from the show?” He asked.

“The doctor leaves the parking brake on. Luckily I know how to negotiate with a tardis.” I said.

“Alright then.” He said and hung up.

“Ok everyone stay in here while I work on the house.” I said then walked out.

No sooner had I exited the tardis when a few Timedoors opened up and a few armed men and women walked out with glowing batons.

“Oh shit, not the Time Variance Authority!” I groaned.

“Surrender Variant!” Said their leader.

“Fuck.” I groaned.