Author's Note

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Entry two: A New Home

“Fuck.” I groaned.

“Ok, who wants to die first?” I said.

One of them tried to grab me but I started moving faster than them, so it seemed like everything slowed down to the point they were barely moving. I then snapped all their necks and took all their TemPads, reset charges, batons, and time twisters. I then used my magic to make a very large and special explosive and tossed it into the TVA’s null zone. I took out a remote and hit a big red button. Luckily I made sure to bring us here at midnight so no one saw anything. I got rid of the bodies and began looking around the house. Once I was satisfied I headed down to the basement and punched a hole in the wall.

I took out my lab’s canister and put it where the hole was and twisted the top and the bottom then took a step back. Within a matter of seconds a large rectangular vault-like door grew into place. I opened it and looked inside and my lab had redecorated itself to look like a shatterdome.

“Hmm, not bad, it has a lot more space too.” I muttered.

I went upstairs to the living room and continued upstairs. I saw it didn’t have a lot of rooms and I took out my staff and used a pocket dimension spell to make the interior of the second floor longer and with more rooms for all my girls. I did the same for the living room as well and decorated it so it had a sci-fi/modern look. I organized the kitchen, and put the dining room in a pocket dimension so everyone could have a seat at the table with me.

I went outside and opened the Tardis. “Ok, everyone out! Come see our new home!” I said as I brought out all my pokemon and brought all my girls to the front of the house. “What do you think?” I asked.

“It's amazing.” Jasmine said as she looked at it.

“Just wait until you all see the inside.” I said then opened the door. They all went inside and began looking around. “Oh and before I forget, each one of you has your own room.” I said.

“Alright then let's start unpacking.” Jasmine said as she lighted her bags with her mana then flew deeper into the house.

I smiled and went down to my lab with Ultron and Dr. Weller as the girls began familiarizing themselves with the layout of the house.

I took all the canisters out of my case and twisted them then tossed them in a random direction. The Harbinger appeared in the middle of the hangar, and Obsidian Fury appeared in one of the Jaeger alcoves and my truck appeared on the deck of my ship. I got to the command center on the ceiling as seen in the movie and began laying out the TVA arsenal on a table in the middle of the room.

I used my staff to make a large 3D printer, a few large cybertronian sized catwalks with a platform and an alcove next to the command center. I put away my staff then transformed into my Soundblaster form and walked towards the alcove with Dr. Weller and Ultron. “Buzzsaw, Ravage, eject.” I said then Buzzsaw came off my chest and Ravage came off my back. I backed up into the alcove and looked at Dr. Weller and Ultron. “I’m going to shut myself down for a while, so I’m going to need you two to add a few things to this body for me.” I said then sent out my tentacles. “I need you to make four more of these tentacles and put them on my back. Also I need you to reverse engineer those TemPads and combine their tech with my ground/space bridge technology and install them into me.” I told them.

“Alright, that sounds pretty fun, what do you think, Ultron?” Said Dr. Weller.

“It seems doable.” Said Ultron.

“You can use the 3D printer over there to help make the parts. I’m going to leave the tentacles out so you can use them as a reference.” I said.

“Great, let’s get to it!” Said Dr.Weller.

“Well I’m just going to shut down now, good luck, and try not to kill me.” I said.

“Got it!” Assured Dr.Weller.

I shut down and everything went black.

—The Next Morning—

I woke up and stretched. Then decided to see if they put in the new tentacles. I felt six of them come out of my back and all six touched the ground and I was surprised when they lifted me into the air.

“Ah! I see you're already getting acquainted with your new limbs, how do they feel?” Dr. Weller asked.

I had my new appendages put me down and lifted them up and just had them move around. “Pretty good! You and Ultron have mastered making cybertronian limbs, nice job. Although I only asked for four. Now I have eight!” I complimented him.

“We didn’t stop there, we also made you three more minicons. I believe you might know them.” Said Ultron then gestured to where I saw all my minicons, Buzzsaw, Ravage, and my new ones, Ratbat, Rumble, and Frenzy.

“Why do Rumble and Frenzy look like they turn into cars?” I asked as I retracted the tentacles into my back.

“That’s because they do, but they’re small cars, toylike actually, they and Ratbat will join Ravage on your back and work as thrusters and stabilizers, so you can fly while in robot mode.” Dr. Weller explained.

“Cool. Will they be noticeable?” I asked.

“No, no, you’ll hardly know they’re there.” Dr. Weller said.

I looked at my new minicons then at Ultron and Dr. Weller. “Ok then, Buzzsaw, Ravage, Ratbat, Rumble, Frenzy, return.” I told them, and they all did as Weller told me they would, Rumble and Frenzy joined Ravage on my back and Ratbat joined them. I shifted my shoulders around and tried to see if I had any difficulties, once I was satisfied I nodded my head in approval. “Nice, I can’t notice them at all.” I said.

“We also added the tech from the TemPads, so now you can open space, time, and ground bridges, we also gave you a mouthplate. Go ahead, try it.” Said Ultron. I thought about the mouthplate and it instantly covered my face.

(Here’s a Gif I made)

“Nice!” I said.

“It’ll cover your face on instinct as well, so when you’re about to fight, or just want to protect your visor, it’ll come on.” Explained Ultron.

“And we noticed how much you enjoyed the resonance blasters, so we built them into your arms…. Your actual arms, not your tentacles.” Said Dr. Weller. I looked at my hands and they became weapons. “We also made them so they can function like the dubstep gun from saints row 4, and much more.”

“Awesome, sonic cannons!” I said as I changed them back.

“We thought you might enjoy that, we also changed your decepticon symbols on your shoulders as well, I think you’ll like what’s there instead.” Said Weller. I looked at my shoulders and saw the cybertronian mercenary symbol.

“All your minicons have it too. Well what do you think?” Asked Weller.

“DECEPTICONS INFERIOR, SOUNDBLASTER SUPERIOR.” I said. “I love it.” I told them. I transformed into my human form and once I did, I noticed my minicons were gone.

Weller seemed to notice my confusion and said. “Don’t worry, they’re still there, just underneath all the skin and muscle and whatever’s there.”

“Ok, that’s cool I guess. I’m just gonna go now.” I said then left.

—Later in the living room—

I was sitting on my couch in my new house and watching tv on a large flatscreen.

“Heather, Houndoom, Lucario, Nightshade, Loona, Clifford, Jenna, Aleu, Cunning Trickster, Coyote, Mallow, Renamon, Venus, Nana, Kurama, Lycanroc, Lycanroarena, and Molly! Time for walkies!” I called out. Then the house began shaking as a stampede of dogs came running downstairs and began barking excitedly. I got a few leashes and hooked them to their collars. “Remember everyone, no walking bipedal, only quadrupedal, four legs only girls, the collars act as glamours so you look normal, but you still have to go feral.” I said and they all did as I asked and got on all fours. I opened the door and they began walking.

Once I was on the sidewalk I tapped my visor and put on some music.

As I walked on the sidewalk, I danced along with the music. A few people saw me dancing, playing music, and walking a bunch of dogs. I continued to sway my hips and do a bit of footwork as I walked my dogs to the park.

I came to a crosswalk and was about to cross before I was blocked by an old police cruiser and a policeman with a mustache came out. I stopped the music and stopped dancing. “Afternoon Officer! Something I can help you with?” I asked.

“I’m going to need your name and address.” He said.

I did as he asked and told him who I was and where I lived. I told him I was new on the island and decided to come here because it seemed like a nice place to live. I also told him about my skin condition and how I got it. “Alright, you're free to go.” He told me.

I was about to go, then he noticed my dogs. “They all yours?” He asked.

“They sure are.” I said.

“You have quite a few of them, aren’t they a little much to handle?” He asked.

“Nah, they’re perfectly behaved, I never got your name.” I said.

“Charlie Burns, chief of police.” He said, offering his hand. I shook his hand and smiled.

“Nice to meet you.” I said then we parted ways.

—Later—

After walking the dogs, I decided to watch some tv.

Then I got a call from Johnathan. I tapped my visor and answered. “Hello?” I said.

“Yo Rob, I think I found something you might be interested in, I'm not quite sure what it is, but I thought I'd give you a call.” he told me.

“Send me a pic, I wanna see what you got, I might know what it is.” I told him. Then I a screen popped up and I saw what he was looking at.

“You see it?” He asked.

“Yeah. Where’d you find it?” I asked.

“It was hiding out in the backyard, no idea how it got through the barrier, but it can't seem to get back out.” He explained.

“Hmm.” I muttered.

“You know what it is?” He asked.

“Yeah, it’s called a Sergal.” I told him.

“Ok, so you want her, or can I take her?” He asked.

“No, I’ll take her.” I said.

“Alright then you want to come pick her up?” He asked.

“First I’m going to need Hannah to slut her out a bit. Then send it over once she knows what she needs to know.” I told him.

“Alright.” He said before he hung up.

“Now I just have to wait.” I said to myself.

—Meanwhile—

“Doc Green, I need you to get some information on a Mr. Robert Duntassel.” Said Chief Burns on the comms as he was driving around in his old police car.

“I’ll see what I can find.” Doc green replied. “Hmm let’s see, oh my.”

“What’s wrong?” Asked Chief Burns.

“Well, he spent time in prison under charge of murder, but was cleared of it when new evidence was presented, so he was released.” Doc explained.

“Anything else?” Chief asked.

“Well I’m also finding a few doctorates and degrees in multiple areas and fields, an estimate of his IQ, and a list of women he’s had relationships with. This is interesting, according to these, he’s apparently the smartest man on the planet, he also invented a whole range of machines called Dinotrux, he’s currently working on a VR game called Elder Scrolls World, and a psyche evaluation saying he’s completely insane…. But ultimately harmless unless provoked.” Said Doc Green.

“He certainly seems to have a checkered history, any mention of where he’s from?” Asked the Chief.

“Well Chief, there’s not much on that subject, according to this he just showed up out of nowhere, no family, friends or anything, it’s as if he just popped into existence.” Said Doc Green.

“That’s a shame, thanks anyway Doc.” Said Chief as he ended the call. “Who are you Robert Duntassel?” He said to himself.

—A few days later, back in Rob’s house—

I was just sitting on my couch and then I got a weird vibe. “Hmm….. oh shit! Airachnid is on her way!” I exclaimed then stood up. “Rumble, Frenzy, Ratbat, stay here.” I ordered as they came out of my back.

I ran out my backdoor and transformed to robot mode and opened a ground bridge to where I knew her ship would crash.

Once I was there, I made sure to keep out of sight from any campers. I made my way to where the crash site would be and waited.

I waited for what felt like hours before my sensors picked up a ship entering the atmosphere. ‘Hmm, won’t be long now.’ I thought to myself. ‘Arcee and Jack should be arriving shortly as well.’

I used my comms and called Dr. Weller. “Doc, I’m gonna need you to get an RAH-66 Comanche, Miss itsy-bitsy-spider will need an earth vehicle mode.”

“We’ll see what we can do.” He told me.

“Ok, I’ll call later.” I said then turned off the comms.

—Later—

I watched as Arcee and Airachnid fought for a bit, then Jack showed up. ‘Uh oh, better intervene before things really go bad!’ I thought as I charged towards Airachnid at full speed, she didn’t even see me coming. I gave her a punch to the face and knocked her out. “Damn spider-bitch.” I said in my Soundblaster voice.

“Arcee! Are you ok?” Asked Jack.

“A bit too early to ask that.” She responded.

I restrained Airachnid and got up then turned around.

“Is that Soundwave?” Jack asked.

“No, that’s Soundblaster, Cliff told me he was rescued from the Cons thanks to him.” Arcee explained.

“That is correct.” I said making them stare at me, Arcee was pointing her weapons at me warily.

“What are you doing here?!” Exclaimed Arcee.

“I am here to take Airachnid, she can be of use to me.” I said.

“And why should I let you go?” She asked.

I looked at the two of them and then pointed at my right shoulder. “Because I’m not a Decepticon anymore.” I said.

“A Mercenary?!” Said Arcee.

“I don’t want to fight if I don’t have to, but I’m taking Airachnid, her ship and everything on it.” I told her.

“That’s not happening.” Said Arcee.

“It already has.” I said as I threw a smoke bomb and ran off with Airachnid.

I opened a ground bridge to my lab, closed the ground bridge, and chained her up onto a torture table. Then I opened a portal under her ship and it dropped into the hangar.

I changed to my human form and climbed a ladder and began working on a computer opposite to where Airachnid was. I got a fountain drink and a burger and got back to working.

Around this time, Airachnid started waking up. “Ugh…. What was that?” She groaned.

I took out a remote and pressed a big red button and Airachnid was treated to an electric shock. “Aaaah!” She screamed.

I chuckled a bit and she looked at me. “Who are you? What is this place?” She asked.

I took my drink and slurped a bit from it and smiled. I jumped and changed to my robot mode. “Soundwave?” She said, confused.

“Wrong! I’m his clone, my name is Soundblaster.” I said.

“I didn’t know Soundwave had a clone.” She said.

“Of course not, you left cybertron before Shockwave made me, actually since you’re going to be staying here, I’m going to show you my real story.” I said.

“You lost me.” She said, confused.

I brought my hand and put it on her face and used my magic to show her a few of the major parts of my life so far, of course I left out a few things that should remain private, like future events and my relationships.

“There, now you know everything you have to, you have two options, join me or end up with the other Deceptions and their crusade into their inevitable failure.” I said while lifting her chin.

I took a few steps back and waited for her to think it over. I didn’t have to wait long. “Fine, I’ll join you.” She said with a sigh.

“Good. DR. WELLER!” I said, startling him and making him jump.

I changed back to my human form and walked up to him. “Put her under, and see if you can remove that purple schmutz on her chest!” I said as I pointed at Airachnid.

“Will do!” He said as I walked away.
I went upstairs and went into the kitchen and began rummaging through the fridge.

Then my phone started ringing. I tapped my visor and answered. “Hello?” I said.

“Hey, your Segal is ready, and after Hannah was done I increased her bust, and ass size a bit for you.” Jonathan said over the phone.

“Thanks! I just got Airachnid, I’m having Weller give her a mercenary symbol.” I said.

“Ok, and to your left.” Jonathan said before a portal opened, and the Sergal came through before it closed. “And are you sure you can leave her alone?” he asked.

“Even if she gets out of her restraints, she won’t be able to get out.” I said then picked up my New Sergal and held it like a cat. “My hangar is locked up like Fort Knox. Speaking of which, do you know why Fort Knox is used in that kind of phrase?” I asked.

“No idea.” He said.

“Fort Knox is designed to lock up, it’s built to keep things in, like a prison, and my hangar is the same way, you can walk in, but you can’t get out without a key.” I explained.

“Alright.” He said.

“Anyway, is there anything you’d like to talk about?” I asked.

“Nah, only thing on my mind now is a club me and Hannah are gonna go to later.” He said.

“Ok, have fun!” I said. “Oh wait! What should I name the Sergal?” I asked as I looked at it.

“What about Elsa?” He suggested.

“Nope, I’m naming my Cadence’s baby that.” I said.

“Then how about Amy?” He asked

“Hmm, no, how about pet names?” I asked.

“Emily?” He asked.

“That’s good but, let’s keep thinking.” I said.

“Hmm then I got nothing.” He said.

“Maybe something exotic?” I said.

“What about Holly?” He asked.

“Hmm, I like it.” I said then put a collar with it’s new name, around the Sergal’s neck. I put down the Sergal and it ran off on all fours. “Hey, did you affect its intelligence?” I asked.

“No but Hannah gave her what she needed to know.” He told me.

“Well, Sergals are supposed to be below average intelligence compared to humans. But this one doesn’t seem to have any intelligence, it seems to act on instinct, that’s not bad, but it’s strange.” I said.

“Well is that everything you need?” He asked.

“I guess, but could you look into finding me a Scratazon? I don’t care if you find it or make one.” I Asked.

“I'll do what I can.” He told me before he hung up.

“Ok then, now what?” I said to myself. “Oh! I could recall my tokens and make a new message!” I said.

I took my phone and opened a portal into the void behind it and brought all the tokens back. Every phone token went back to the original and the portal closed. “Now for a new message.” I said.

I put a Transformers mercenary symbol on the back and cleared my throat and began talking.

“This is a message to any displaced who finds my tokens. My friends call me Rob...” I began then spoke in my Soundblaster voice. “To you I am Soundblaster, I am based on the Transformers Prime’s and robots in disguise’s Soundwave, but I’m different. I have a different color scheme, weapons, more tentacles, and I can use dark chaos magic. If you find my token and wish to summon me, be it for battle or just to talk, hold the phone up to the sky and call out my name!” I said then went back to my normal voice then sent the phone into the void.

After I finished, I began looking through the fridge. Unfortunately there wasn’t anything in it. I went to the front door and put on a jacket. “GIRLS! I’M GOING OUT TO GET SOME GROCERIES! I’LL BE BACK LATER!” I called out then walked out the door.