The Soundblaster files

—The Next Day—

The next morning I woke up with my kobold in my arms like a teddy bear. Then Jonathan opened the door and with him was a tiger woman. “Morning.” He said

“Don’t you already have master tigress?” I asked him as I rubbed away the eye crust.

“Yes and no she looks like tigress but is not, and as for this one let's say I paid the slave auction a visit, and after killing the slavers and sending their souls into a eternal limbo of dying over and over again at the hands of those they’ve wrong, I picked up her along the way.” he said gesturing to the tiger.

“Ok…. Wanna go find the adventurer’s guild and go on the most unbelievably idiotic quest we can find that would probably get most people killed?” I asked.

“I don't know.” He said.

“C’mon man, I have a feeling it’ll be great! And afterwards I’m planning to go into the Abyss.” I said.

“I thought we were only going to be here for a little bit.” He said.

“Nah dude, we’re going to make this a full chapter. BAM! Fourth wall break!” I said as I did a fist pump.

“Well I don't feel like doing this for that long, so I might just stay here.” He said.

—Incoming Lemon—

“Fine with me, see you later dude.” I said then used my magic to shut the door on him. “So my little sex slave, wanna have some morning sex?” I asked.

“Anything for you master.” She said as she started to grind against me.

“Mmm.” I groaned.

She then presented herself to me, after taking off her loincloth.

“Good girl, now come here, and sit on my face.” I told her as I propped myself up with pillows. She got up, and gently sat on my face before using her feet to undo my pants, releasing my semi hard dick.

Her large kobold ass completely engulfed my head. I began to eat her out as she started to play with my junk. She used both her feet to slowly jerk me off but she quickly picked up speed. I moaned into her ass as I continued to eat her out. Her nethers tasted sweet like berries. I continued to lick her sweet juices.

I could hear her moans as she moved her feet faster, just before she came. I moved her off my face and put her down on my lap, with my dick between her butt cheeks. “You know what to do.” I said to her.

She moved up putting the tip of my cock in her ass, before taking the whole thing. She did not waste time before she started bouncing her fat ass on my lap, taking my dick in her tight ass over and over again.

“Yeah work that ass!” I said then spanked her ass, making her moan out.

She went faster, and rougher as time went on switching form very fast and small bounces, to long and hard ones.

“Damn! I was right! You were made for fucking!” I said as I spanked her ass. “Now switch holes!”

She did as instructed, and quickly switched to her pussy without stopping for a moment.

“Ah yesss!” I hissed as I felt her confines contracting around me.

“Are you close master?” She asked, as she went as fast as she could.

“I’m getting there, how about you?” I asked.

“I'm close.” She told me.

“Then let’s keep going!” I said as I reached out and grabbed her breasts, my fingers sinking into her doughy mounds. I couldn't take anymore as I pushed the kobold onto the bed as I started to ram into her pussy, and we both came and flopped back onto the bed and cuddled for a bit.

—End Of Lemon—

After our little romp, I got out of bed and took a bath then got dressed and put on my armor. “Ok, kobold, get cleaned up and get dressed, as of now, you are my little helper monkey, or in other words, my squire.” I told her.

“Yes Master!” She said then did as I asked.

“I may not technically be a knight but I’m still the one wearing armor and the power to make people go away.” I said as she was washing herself in the tub.

“I understand.” She said as she scrubbed herself.

“Good.” I said.

I went over to a mirror and checked my hair and undid my ponytail and whipped my hair back and forth. I brought my arm back and punched a large hole in the wall. “Hey Johnathan, do you think my hair looks better up or down?” I asked through the hole.

“Down.” He said.

“Thank you, are you sure you can’t come along? I was hoping it would go faster if you came along.” I told him.

“No, I want to get to know my new friend for a bit.” He said.

“You can get to know her on our quest, now put on your man panties and let’s go!” I said.

“Ok fine.” He said.

“Great. Let’s go, I’ll meet you at the local guild.” I said as I sealed the hole with magic. My kobold came up to me, fully dressed and ready to go. “Good girl.” I said while patting her on the head.

I opened the door to the room and walked out. I headed down the stairs and out the front door. “Oh… wait.” I said then climbed up the wall of the in and up to Johnathan’s room.

“Hey, could you give me some of this world’s currency? I’d like to get my kobold some things.” I said.

He looked at me before digging into his pocket, and pulled out a small bag. He then tossed it over to me, and said . “There is about 30 gold in that. Should be enough to get you what you need.

“Thanks” I said then jumped down to the ground.

—Later—

I walked into the adventurer’s guild and went over to a quest board to look for something to do.

“You get what you need for your kobold?” Jonathan asked as he walked up next to me.

“Yeah. I got her some nice light thieves armor, a backpack of holding, and a pair of daggers and some throwing knives.” I said.

I continued to look at the papers with images of beasts and a few wanted posters and etcetera. Then one monster caught my eye.

“Hey Johnathan….. does this look familiar to you?” I asked him, taking the poster and showing it to him.

“Looks likes a hydragon.” He said.

“This is Tiamat, goddess of all dragons, a D&D character.” I said to him.

“You want her don't you? Jonathan asked.

“Of course! Let’s go sign up for the quest!” I said excitedly.

We walked up to the receptionist and I put the poster on the counter and slid it to her. “Hi, me and my friend would like to go after Tiamat.” I said. Then the whole guild hall was filled with an uproar of laughter coming from everyone here.

“Are they laughing because this quest is basically a death wish?” I asked.

“Yes, want me to fix that.” Jonathan said.

“Nah, let em’ laugh, I’ll be laughing myself when I see the look on their faces when I bring her back alive and on a leash!” I said to them, making them laugh even louder. I ignored them and turned to the receptionist. “You! Approve my quest! SCHNELL!!” I yelled, then slammed my fist down onto the counter, sending spider veins through the wood.

“O-Ok.” The receptionist said, frightenedly grabbing a stamp, and stamping the paper.

I took the paper, opened my chest plate and put the paper inside. “Let’s go.” I said.

“So how far do we have to go?” He asked.

Johnathan’s words made me freeze in place. “Oh, right, we need a map.” I said, gaining a few snickers from the peanut gallery. “Johnathan, take care of that please, then we go get a map.” I said. That is when Jonahan pulled one out and handed it to me.

“Grabbed one when you were busy last night.” He said.

“Ok, but what about the guys who keep laughing, which is what I was asking for.” I said.

“You said let em’ laugh.” Jonathan said.

“Well now they're irritating me, so make them disappear.” I told him.

“I have a better idea.” He said snapping his fingers making buckets appear over them. They dropped on their heads covered everyone that laughed in a liquid, many of them started puking.

“Meh, let’s just go.” I said then left through the door.

“Alright.” He said before he followed me.

—Later In the middle of nowhere—

“Ok, according to the map we’re halfway there.” I said.

Then someone called out to me. “HEY!”

Then I looked around and saw a fat troll off in the distance. “HELLO?!” I yelled back.

“GUESS WHAT!” Yelled the troll.

“WHAT?!” I yelled.

“YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW?!” Yelled the troll.

“YES?!” I yelled.

“FUCK YOU!” Yelled the troll.

“FUCK YOU!” I yelled back.

“FUCK YOU!” Yelled the troll.

“FUCK YOU!” I yelled back.

“FUCK YOU!” Yelled the troll.

“NO FUCK YOU!” I yelled at him.

“FUCK YOU!” He yelled.

“FUCK YOU!” I yelled.

“WHAT’S YOUR NAME?!” Asked the troll, still yelling.

“WHAT?!” I asked.

“WHAT’S YOUR NAME?!” He yelled again.

“ROB!” I yelled.

“FUCK YOU ROB!” Yelled the troll.

“FUCK YOU, WHATS YOUR NAME?!” I asked.

“WHAT?!” The troll asked.

“WHAT’S YOUR NAME?!” I asked again.

“EZEKIEL!” He responded.

“FUCK YOU EZEKIEL!” I yelled.

“HEY GUESS WHAT I DID LAST NIGHT!” Yelled the troll.

“YOU BETTER NOT BRING MY MOTHER INTO THIS!” I yelled.

“I BUILT THAT FIRE OVER THERE!” The troll yelled as he pointed at burnt firewood next to me. “THEN I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER NEXT TO IT” he continued.

“FUCK YOU!” I yelled at him.

“NO FUCK YOU!” The troll yelled back.

“FUCK YOU!” I yelled.

“FUCK YOU!” Yelled the troll.

“FUCK YOU!” I yelled back.

“FUCK YOU!” Yelled the troll.

“FUCK YOU!” I yelled back.

“FUCK YOU!” Yelled the troll.

“HEY I GOT SOMETHING FOR YA!” Yelled the troll. Then the troll reached into a bag at his hip then pulled his hand out and gave me the finger.

“OK THAT'S IT, YOU SIR ARE DEAD WHEN I GET OVER THERE!” I yelled at him.

“Can we move on?” Jonathan asked.

“Not until that shitstain is dead!” I told Johnathan then ran off to kill the troll.

—Later That Night—

“How much further?” Jonathan asked.

“Um…. I think it’s that active volcano over there.” I said, pointing at a large active volcano in the distance.

“So what do you plan to do shrink her down turn her anthro and fuck her into submission or something?” Jonathan asked.

“Hmm, I was just going to put these obedience collars on her.” I said then took out five black dog collars. “Then shrink her down. Personally I don’t always like anthros, I like ferals a bit better.” I told him.

“Alright.” he said.

“Come on, let’s go.” I said as we continued our trek to the volcano.

“So what can she do?” Jonathan asked.

“Hmm! Wha?” I asked.

“Like her powers or abilities?” He asked as he jumped over several large boulders making sure to avoid the lava.

I ignored the lava and walked right through it and didn’t even get warm. “Um… well each head can do different things. Like fire, ice, poisonous gas, acid, and lighting, basically she’s pretty dangerous, she can also make water go bad, and that makes it toxic and unable to support any animal life, she can also communicate with and charm other reptiles.” I explained. I saw my kobold lagging behind and went to pick her up and carry her on my shoulders.

“Don't you have the ability to charm reptiles as well, like those umm I forgot what they're called but they were similar to snakes.” Jonathan said, rubbing his head.

“You mean the XCOM Vipers or something else? Also if you don’t like yours I can take them back.” I said.

“Nah it's fine, so you think your charm will work on her?” Jonathan asked.

“Hmm, well, I can control most creatures that are considered creepy or “evil” but since she’s the goddess of dragons, I’m not sure.” I said as We came upon a long staircase with hundreds of steps, and at the top of the steps was an entrance to a large cave. “Wow. That’s a lot of steps.” I said.

“Yeah but it's not a problem.” Jonathan said as he started walking up the steps.

“Anyway if she is affected by my curse, and gets a whiff of me, she might even present herself to me. Buuut… that’s probably just wishful thinking.” I said. I took my kobold off my shoulders and transformed into robot mode. “Besides, I doubt she’d even be up for it.” I said. As I began to walk up the stairs with little effort.

Jonathan was waiting for me at the top of the stairs allowing me to pass him as I entered the cave first. I transformed back to human form and began sneaking into the cave.

“Wait, did you hear that?” Ask Jonathan.

“Hear what?” I asked as I began listening for whatever Johnathan was hearing.

It was then that I heard five sets of beastial moaning coming from inside. “You don’t think…..” I whispered as we snuck into a large cavern.

“I'll leave you to it.” Said Jonathan as he slipped away.

—Incoming Lemon—

I looked around and I froze when I saw the most gigantic five headed dragoness I’ve ever seen with her snatch being repeatedly impaled on a large rock. ‘Holy crap! She’s… She’s….. She’s pleasuring herself on a rock!?’

I continued to watch as she brought her hips down onto the rock, each time she gave out a moan from each of her heads. Then she noticed me, suddenly removing herself from the rock as she confronted me.

“Who dares to enter my den!” She shouted.

I just stood there silently. Luckily my helmet was on and my visor and mouthplate were covering my face so she couldn’t see how red it was.

“Well answer!” She shouted.

“H-hi! My name is Rob, but most call me Soundblaster.” I said with a small wave.

“Why have you come here?” She asked, taking a step making the entire cave shake.

I took out the poster of her on it out of my chest compartment and held it up for her to see. “I’ve come to capture and tame you.” I told her.

“Tame me!?” She said in anger, as she stomped making several stalactites fall from the ceiling.

“Is that a problem?” I asked her.

“Of course it is!” She yelled at me.

“Why? If I were to capture and tame you, you wouldn’t have to sit around and do nothing but wait for the next dumbass adventurer who wants to slay you but inevitably dies before they even unsheathe their weapon. Besides, you seem a bit lonely, as exhibit-A over there is anything to go by, you’ve been here a long time and you are very lonely.” I said, gesturing to the large rock she was using as a makeshift dildo.

“And what could you offer me?” She asked as a small blush could be seen on all of her heads’ cheeks.

“Well for one, if you are able to shrink yourself down so I don’t have to keep my head up and get a crick in my neck we could talk a bit more.” I said to her.

She started to shrink till she was about 10 feet tall. “Is this better?” She asked.

“Can you go a little smaller?” I asked. “I may be 7 ft tall but I still don’t want to keep looking up just to talk.”

She shrunk down more till she was my size. “Better?” She asked.

“Much, now since you are my size, are you able to stand upright?” I asked.

“Why do you ask?” She asked me.

“Well, I noticed you weren’t able to finish earlier, and since that little act of yours, my codpiece is starting to strain against my pants.” I said.

She grinned on all her heads before backing up to a wall, and getting on her back to stand up, using the wall to support herself.

When I looked at her against the wall I felt a shiver go down my spine. “Oh now that is hot!” I exclaimed.

“You like?” She asked.

“Oh yes!” I said as I began taking off my armor and my clothes. After I had removed all my clothes I walked over to where she was against the wall.

“So what first, do you want to explore, or get right into it?” She asked.

“I wanna skip the foreplay, judging just by how wet you are, you need it now.” I said as I dipped two fingers into her folds and brought them out, showing them to be soaked in her juices.

“Then do it already.” She told me, grinning as she spread her lower lips with one of her claws.

“Oh I’m going to!” I said as I brought my member to her entrance. I pressed inside slowly, causing her to moan out.

“It's been forever since I’ve had any kind of intimacy.” She moaned, before I hilted inside her.

“Have you had any children during any of your other times of intimacy?” I asked as I began to move.

“Yes, I’ve had a few, but that was long ago.” She told me.

“Oh my gosh that makes this so much better! You’re a total MILF!” I said as I began getting more excited and began to pick up a faster rhythm.

“Fuck yes.” The dragon goddess moaned, before I grabbed her hindquarters and gave her ass a firm squeeze.

I continued my thrusts into her snatch as I was building up speed. Her tail wrapped around me tightly, and her many heads started to kiss and lick me sensually.

“Ah Yes!” I said as I continued to thrust into her.

“You better fill me up.” She told me.

“Oh I will!” I said as I began trying something new that confused her at first, but soon she gasped and began moaning loudly. “There’s the g-spot, let’s kick this into overdrive!” I said as I began going faster and harder.

“That's just how I like it.” Tiamat said as she got so much tighter, and her tail squeezed me, but not enough to hurt me.

I could sense she was getting close, so was I, so I began being a little more rough with her and lifted her legs up and began plowing into her harder than before.

“Oh fuck.” She said, as she wrapped her forelegs around me.

“Damn!” I said as I was getting close to my climax.

“I'M-I'M CUMMMMING!” She yelled as we both came, I hilted inside her as she gripped me like a vice and took everything I had to give.

We flopped onto the floor with her on top of me. I looked up to her and smiled. “Was that good for you?” I asked.

“It was great.” She told me.

“Wanna go again?” I asked. “Only this time in the other hole?”

“OoohYES!” She groaned out.

—5 Rounds Of Sex And Sexual Positions Later—

—End Of Lemon—

As soon as we were finished we were resting on the ground snuggling with each other. “You’re pretty good in bed.” I told her.

“You are as well, no one has ever been able to satisfy me.” She told me.

“Then I guess that means I’ve done what I’ve come here for.” I said as I began to pet her middle head.

“Hmm what do you mean?” She asked.

“I’ve come to tame you, remember? And since I’ve satisfied your needs, by that logic, you have been tamed. And I’m betting right now you don’t want me to leave you here alone.” I explained.

“Hate to admit it but you're right.” She said,

“Would you be willing to wear collars and a few leashes? Since the capture part of my quest has yet to be achieved. I think it’d be best for you to come back home with me.” I told her.

“Do I have to wear it?” She asked.

“Only if you don’t want anyone to try attacking you.” I said. “Besides, if you think about it, it’s kind of like bondage.” I whispered to the central head, causing her heads to blush and purr in arousal.

“Alright I'll wear them.” She said with a smile.

I returned her smile and went to get the Collars. After taking them out of the chest compartment on my chestplate, I returned to Tiamat and put a collar around each neck, and on the central head I got a golden dog tag with her name on it, who she belongs to etc., and put it on the collar. “There, you are now mine!” I said with a smile as I hooked a leash on each collar.

I got my clothes and armor and put them on, then I grabbed her leashes and was about to go before I stopped and looked at her. I took a mental picture, which I could actually print out later, and asked her a question. “Is there anything here you want to bring along? Any treasure, special artifacts? Anything at all?”

“No nothing.” She told me.

“Ok then, let’s go.” I said as playfully tugged on the leash and we began walking out of the cave.

When we arrived we just saw my Kobold the tiger and Jonathan playing poker not even paying attention to us.

“Hey! I’m back! And I’ve got a new one!” I said gesturing to my new “pet”.

“Yeah we all kinda already knew that.” Said Jonathan.

“You heard everything, didn’t you.” I deadpanned.

“Some moaning and groaning, not much else.” He said.

“Ok, let’s go and rub this in those adventurers faces!” I exclaimed as I began heading back in the direction of the seaside village.

“So who else is on the list?” Jonathan asked.

“Just one. Which will be my next adventure!” I exclaimed excitedly.